I'm on a boat motherfucker, take a look at me. Straight floatin' on a boat, on the deep blue sea. Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat. You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat. Do you remember that song? Are you old like me? Autotune hit the mainstream, and blew eveybody's fucking minds. Talent was no longer a prerequisite for singing. Looking at you, every semi-cute girl butchering songs in your bedroom. You had better put that hairbrush down, and go get a goddamn job! Anyway, I can't wait to charter one of these yachts. If only for the opportunity to run into an uppity stewardess, and toss her ass over the side. It'll be the first time "hoe overboard" gets sent out over the radio, and I'll take great pride in that.

Fuck It Friday Episode 53 Life Below Deck

this shit sound like...
making love to a...
cybernetic angel...
in the cloud...
off molly...

i dont take request

Wonky Walk !RuGrATFL!P!

Wonky Walk - GorillaT (RuGrAtFL!P)

deejay bullshit

Welcome, I’m Jenn, & my Co-host Jay. Creators of the #FuckItFriday episodes of People are the worst podcast. Our random thoughts of the week taking off with the ADD of a well trained seahorse. Shit gets WILD and quick!!
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*WARNING* this podcast uses very explicit language, we don’t shy away from anything, there will be offensive subjects, wording, no part of this will be PC. We aren’t very filtered people, so we wanted to make sure y’all got the real us. 

The reason we’re like this is, we deal with people every single day, and well the name of the podcast gives it away, People are the WORST. 

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