[Intro]
Uh, Yah
Yah, Yah
Uh, woah, Yah

[Verse 1]
Yah, I don’t care if you’re a blood or crip
If you move weird, you get hit 
I got so much enemies
If I spin on em, I scratch em off the list (Yah)
Shortys like a vaccum, she really suck quick
Like 2Rare my diamonds dance and shit
We be spinning in Teslas, all black tint
Money money, I just wanna win
Gotta win it all
Man I want it all
Man I need it all
I’m just tryna ball
Shorty you can hit me up, it just takes one call 
Yea I love you shorty, you is my one, you is my all

[Bridge]
Yea, I got diamonds on my teeth 
I got a glock and it comes with a beam
Talking down on me, you get out to sleep 
There’s many fish in the sea
Gotta find which ones a keep
I don’t gotta stress, I just gotta stay being me
Cause I’m the one they wanna be

[Verse 2]
They use to hate, now they support me
Now these niggas believe in me 
Yall never tried to invest in me
Yall just tried to downplay me
All these shorties ain’t real to me
It’s money that plays a part in my scene 
Camera, Action, like Lil Seen
Call up Daniel, he got the keys in the V
I get to my check like Nike
Give a nigga the boot, I put on some cleats 
Nigga I am the goat, I ain’t no sheep
I got OGs, shoutout to Adit
When it comes to getting better, I’m a fiend 
Cause I always gotta better me 
I’m tryna do the best for me 
I gotta win it all for me

Want It All

Tchaikovsky’s classic Swan Lake gets a vibrant reimagining in this house version, blending the timeless melodies with modern electronic beats and pulsating rhythms. Perfect for dance projects, creative videos, or any media requiring a unique fusion of classical grandeur and energetic house music

Swan Lake Suite Op. 20A: I. Scene. Moderato

Legacy Of Tchaikovsky. Swan Lake. House Version

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mixed & mastered by: 420d1ckkilla47

Dick Cheese Problem (TraeNotTrayffs)

This humorous country song, I Deserve the Bird, was inspired by a young man I know. It’s a playful take on life’s funny misunderstandings, where a mix-up leads to a whole lot of bird-flipping! With catchy lyrics and a fun twist, this song captures the humor in making mistakes and realizing why we sometimes "deserve the bird." If you love storytelling through music and enjoy a good laugh, this one’s for you!

#FunnyCountrySong #IDeserveTheBird #CountryHumor #StorytellingSong #OriginalMusic #CountryMusic #HumorInMusic

Lyrics:
Verse 1
A man down the street had a mean ol’ glare,
He was scowlin’ at me, like he didn’t care.
He was comin’ in close, on my left side,
Then up went his finger, with all his pride.
Aw man, the bird, yeah, I got the bird,
What the heck did I do to deserve the bird?

Chorus
But on the next day, lookin’ down that same street,
Carrying groceries in my hands, I was feelin' quite sweet,
Then around the corner, who did I see?
It was that same guy who flipped the bird at me!
So I raised my hand, like I owned the sky,
But when I looked back, I thought, “oh my!”
It wasn’t him, just some poor turd,
Now I’m the one who deserves the bird.

Verse 2
I stood there stunned, my face bright red,
He looked at me like I’d lost my head.
I tried to explain, “You don’t understand!”
But I just looked crazier, bird still on my hand.
Dang it! the bird, yeah, I flipped the bird,
Now I’m the one who deserves the bird!

Chorus
The next day, I walked that street again,
Thinking this time, I’d avoid that mean man,
But then around the corner, I saw that grumpy strut,
I swore it was him, I could tell by his butt!
So up went my hand, for round two of the game,
But nope, wrong guy again! How darned lame!
Now I’ve flipped off another innocent nerd,
And once again, I deserve the bird.

Bridge
Now every time I walk that stupid ol’ street,
I see folks smilin', yeah, the joke’s on me.
They say, “There goes the idiot with the mighty hand,
Flippin’ birds at every man!”

Chorus
On the final day, I tried to let it slide,
Walked past that corner, stompin’ out my pride.
But guess who’s there, steppin’ out of the store,
The real bird-flipper—my jaw hit the floor.
So I raised my hand, just as he smiled,
And then slipped on some turds, landin' in the pile.
Now I'm on the ground, smellin’ like a jerk,
Doggone it! he laughed! and flipped me the bird!

I didn’t know why I deserved the bird,
Then it finally clicked, I’d been absurd.
I called a truce, saying these words
Yeah, I’m the one who deserves the bird.

I’m the one who deserves the bird.

I Deserve the Bird  | Hilarious!

A dreamy and soulful hip-hop track that blends smooth beats, mellow melodies, and chill vibes. Perfect for vlogs, lifestyle videos, creative projects, or any media that needs a relaxed, urban atmosphere with a modern, emotional edge. This track captures the essence of dreaming, offering a laid-back yet engaging sound.

Dreams with you

Dreams With You. Hip - Hop Version

A lively and upbeat boogie-woogie version of the classic holiday song Jingle Bells! This energetic take blends festive cheer with rhythmic piano grooves and jazzy vibes, making it perfect for Christmas videos, holiday commercials, or any project that needs a fun and joyful atmosphere

Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells Boogie Version

Robot Karoshi" is a satirical song about AI burnout, blending humor with social commentary on overwork culture. It portrays robots experiencing human-like exhaustion, seeking relaxation in izakayas and hot springs, ultimately highlighting the universal struggle against overwork.

「 ボットの過労死」Robot Karoshi

A fresh and modern take on the classic Christmas carol Deck The Halls. The Calesta Version blends festive cheer with contemporary rhythms and vibrant instrumentation, making it the perfect background music for holiday videos, commercials, and joyful Christmas projects

Deck The Halls

Deck The Halls. Calesta Version

Mission: providing emotional background music to humans.

Robot Song

https://ffm.to/zombiechefsupreme
Check out this short (..and maybe subscribe😅): https://youtube.com/shorts/jFVh-nIT-Is?feature=share
"Zombie Chef Supreme" is a unique blend of reggae and horror comedy. Follow the journey of a zombie chef with dreams of opening his own restaurant, serving “delicacies” like pineapple pizza and a new twist on spaghetti! Ghosts, vampires, and witches might laugh at him, but he’s undeterred, cooking up big dreams with a touch of spooky humor. Who says the undead can’t have a blast?
And with this track, our Halloween 2024 songs now total four: an instrumental (Spooktober - https://soundcloud.com/beatingedge/spooktober-instrumental), a metal track (Night Of The Pumpkin Strangers - https://soundcloud.com/beatingedge/night-of-the-pumpkin-strangers), a Pop track (Haunted Cycle - https://soundcloud.com/beatingedge/haunted-cycle), and now here we are with Reggae!
https://beatingedge.bandcamp.com/track/zombie-chef-supreme
Released on major streaming platforms on: October 28, 2024.
©2024 Beating Edge

Lyrics:

In the graveyard dark and eerie
Lives a zombie mad and cheery
Brains he craves but dreams he carries
Pizza
Spaghetti with pineapple berries

Zombie's got a crush on human cuisine
Pineapple pizza
Spaghetti supreme
He fights through cobwebs and spooky cries
Builds his shop under Halloween skies

Vampires laugh
Ghosts do mock
But he never stops
Never walks
Skeletons rattle
Witches cackle
Zombie chef
Ready to tackle

Zombie's got a crush on human cuisine
Pineapple pizza
Spaghetti supreme
He fights through cobwebs and spooky cries
Builds his shop under Halloween skies

Ovens blaze
Cauldrons bubble
Finding ingredients
Such a struggle
With a laugh
He slays his doubts
Pizza kingdom
Hear him shout

Opening night
The moon is full
Haunted doors
They push and pull
Monsters dine
Humans too
Under the stars
A dream come true

Zombie's got a crush on human cuisine
Pineapple pizza
Spaghetti supreme
He fights through cobwebs and spooky cries
Builds his shop under Halloween skies

Zombie Chef Supreme

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ハッピーアイは、キャッチーなメロディーとユニークなスタイルで知られる新進気鋭の J-POP シンガーで、日本の幅広い視聴者を魅了しています。

Laura C. Cantu is an author, lyricist, and creator with four published books: Betwixters: Once Upon a Time, Xandria Drake: Ancient Rising, Viktor LaFontaine: Beautiful Games, and Ole Grum’s Tales. She’s currently working on several exciting writing projects, including the Whispers of Shadow and Light series, the Betwixters series, the Rejected Warrior series, and the non-fiction series Save Yourself Save the World. Laura is also developing a TV pilot called The Editor and a short film titled What We Become.

Before becoming an author, Laura enjoyed a successful career as a professional dancer, winning six national titles and placing fourth in the Professional Argentine Tango World Championships. Her artwork has been showcased internationally, and her first novel was named Goodreads’ Book of the Month. She also holds a master’s degree in Oriental Medicine and has collaborated with some of the world’s top healers.

When she’s not writing or designing, Laura loves hiking, meditating, working on new projects, and spending time with her family, friends, and pets. With several songs and books on the horizon, she’s always exploring new ways to bring joy, inspiration, and empowerment to her readers.

🌟The new album 'Encore' is out now!🙌
🤗Welcome and thank you for being here!
🎤About us: we are an eclectic band that blends elements of electronic dance, metal, pop, punk, rock, synth wave and more to create a unique and engaging sound. 
Our identities are top-secret, forgive us, we're a bunch of very shy aliens🛸 (4 males 💁🏻‍♂️🙎‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️🦸🏼‍♂️ and 1 female🙅‍♀️, the guitarist/backup singer). Our earthly names (and nicknames) are Tom ("Lucifer" - lead vocals and occasional keyboards/guitar), Mary ("Vampira" or just "V" - guitarist and backing vocals), Mauro ("Maux" - keyboards, piano, synths and winds), Davide ("Quiet D" or just "D" - bass and synth bass), and Valerio ("Brad", drums and percussions). And you definitely DON'T want to know the origin of some of our nicknames!😅

We use SoundCloud as an archive for all our music, which we eventually release on all major streaming platforms (we started on July 18, 2024). Here, you might find tracks that we could release elsewhere in some days, weeks, months, or even more. In the description of each track, in addition to the lyrics, you can see if it has already been released and when.
Come back and visit this page regularly, as you can expect an increasing number of songs over time (as long as we don't hit any creativity slumps!).

Enjoy the music!😉

Final note: we don’t make music for the money, but we need money to keep making music actively! So, if you like our stuff, drop by Bandcamp or the iTunes Store. We truly appreciate your support, almost as much as we cherish knowing you enjoy our music!
And we almost forgot to mention: at the moment, we’re a studio band. Our current personal lives don’t even remotely allow us to perform live.

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