A new geek rock song from the upcomping album 'Flat Earth Society'.

If We Blow This Alien to Bits, They’ll Reboot It in a Sequel Hit

I Wanna Throw John in a Wormhole

The space shuttle's mine now! A new track from our next album 'Flat Earth Society'.

Got a Space Shuttle Parked in My Yard

Maple Leaf on Mars

A new song from our album 'Flat Earth Society'.

I Wanna Be a Little Khan

A new track from our album 'Flat Earth Society'.

Who Let the Borg Out?

Bodies in Emotion

Speed Wayne!

Rosemary's Baby

[Verse]
We'd known it for years
A great evil that lay dormant
On the dark side of the galaxy
We were warned
But we did nothing
We just laughed
We were so smug
And so secure
The Bydo Empire would rise again
And destroy us all
I mean
That's just what we said
We were stupid
We were wrong
 
[Prechorus]
'Cause now it's  twenty one sixty three
And there's no hope for humanity
 
[Chorus]
Now the Bydo have returned
With the power to destroy the Earth
And we don't have the resources
To defend ourselves from this evil
It's up to me
The greatest pilot that ever lived
To get into the R-9 fighter
And save us all
 
[Verse 2]
If only we knew then what we know now
Maybe we could've been prepared
But we were arrogant
And now it's up to me
And I've never failed at anything
This is what I was born to do
And there's no one else that I would trust
But me
We were wrong
 
[Prechorus]
And now it's twenty one sixty three
And there's no hope for humanity
 
[Chorus]
Now the Bydo have returned
With the power to destroy the Earth
And we don't have the resources
To defend ourselves from this evil
It's up to me
The greatest pilot that ever lived
To get into the R-9 fighter
And save us all

R-Type Fighter

Some heroes are super. These guys? Less so.
Song by Kirby Krackle.

LYRICS
[Verse 1]
I tried to join the X-Men
But I think they're maybe racist
Just because I'm human they don't want my help
It seems it doesn't really matter
If your super power's firing tuna melts

[Verse 2]
I tried to the join the Justice League
But Batman was a douche to me
And Black Canary wouldn't tell me hi
And Plastic Man changed to a middle finger
That was thirty stories high

[Chorus]
I got a message from the Great Lakes Avengers
They offered me a membership but I did not accept
Cause they're a walking disaster
Like a narwhal with a fireball
They just don't make sense at all

[Post-Chorus]
They're the worst heroes of all time
To call themselves Avengers is a crime
Marcel Marceau was Europe's favorite mime
So I guess I'll look around

[Verse 3]
I tried to join Green Lantern Corps
Those Guardians were such a bore
They said no way but I wasn't surprised
That's okay those uniforms were so tight
That I feared they'd chafe my thighs

[Verse 4]
I tried to join Fantastic Four
I didn't even reach the door
Who thought that H.E.R.B.I.E.'s such a serious guy?
The reason I was told I could not join
Was their car could not seat five

[Chorus]
I got a message from the Great Lakes Avengers
They offered me a membership but I did not accept
Cause they're a walking disaster
Like a narwhal with a fireball
They just don't make sense at all

[Post-Chorus]
They're the worst heroes of all time
To call themselves Avengers is a crime
Marcel Marceau was Europe's favorite mime
So I guess I'll look around

[Bridge]
But yeah they just kept calling me and hounding me
They said I'd fit their line-up to a tee
And as my options they were dwindling down
I kept holding out for something better I thought
Was in store for me, store for me
Doom Patrol (no way), Cyberforce (no way)
Alpha Flight (no way), (also you are not Canadian)
Power Pack (too old), JSA (too young)
Birds of Prey (you're a dude)

[Chorus]
So, I guess I'll join the Great Lakes Avengers
They offered me a membership and so, I did accept
Though they're a walking disaster
I find their heart of gold is something that cannot be sold

[Post-Chorus]
Cause they're the worst heroes of all time
It's remarkable they ever stop a crime
Sitting poolside with free beer and lime
So, I guess I'll stick around
So, I guess I'll stick around
So, I guess I'll stick around
Yeah, I guess I'll stick around

Great Lakes Avengers - Kirby Krackle [Cover]

Darth Vader deserves his own gangster rap song. He’s earned it. 

From Cats in Shark Suits first record: Songs for an American Dystopia

Vader Rap

"Keep my wife’s name out of your mouth!” 
From the Cats in Shark Suits Record: Songs for an American Dystopia

Independence Day

This is what happens when you binge watch the Sopranos and The Godfather trilogy and then try to write a song. Dedicated to Vinnie the bartender at that joint on the south side of town.

From the Cats in Shark Suits Record: Songs for an American Dystopia

My Name is Vinnie

You’re gonna like this song, but at 3:00am when you’re trying to sleep...

Written by Cats in Shark Suits and Tabitha Wright (if this blows up in our faces, were taking you down with us, Tabs! :)

From the Cats in Shark Suits Record: Songs for an American Dystopia

Cat in a Shark Suit on a Roomba

It’s a one-of-a-kind song… Thankfully. 

Jett hates this song (Sorry, Jett, but the people have spoken)

From the Cats in Shark Suits Record: Songs for an American Dystopia

Fetal Daze

This one is about all the old guys with graying mullets sitting at the bar, trying to flirt with women half their age and creeping everyone out. The 80’s are over, guys… Grow old with dignity.

From the Cats in Shark Suit Record: Songs for an American Dystopia

A Douchebag's Lament

To all the middle-aged guys who get carried away and talk trash while gaming. (Looking at you, Big Mike)

From the Cats in Shark Suits Record: Songs for an American Dystopia

Regular Guy

A comedic and somewhat frustrated take on Black Friday and the greed that ensues the day after we’re supposed to pretend to be Thankful for what we have. 

From the Cats in Shark Suits Record: Songs for an American Dystopia

War on Christmas

Ayyye what's goin on folks? I'm King Canuck, and I'm glad you found my page! I create electronic music and acoustic covers

Vocals, Acoustic Guitars, Rhythm Guitars: He puts Thousand Island Dressing on his burgers and dips his fries in it. Gross.

Lead Guitar, Background Vocals: Turn. Your. Amps. Down.

Bass Guitar: Wants to be heard and understood. Pick one...

Drums: She’s more machine than man, all twisted and evil.

Friends and Crew:
Big Mike:  Tour Manager, Crew Chief, makes sure we get paid, then spends his cut on Only Fans.

Angelique: Hot Girlfriend and band cheerleader. She keeps morale high and standards low. 

Jett: Angelique's friend and boss. Yes, Jett, we know you hate the Fetus Song.

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New tracks tagged #geek rock