you see a lot of expensive situations advertised,where people can go and have an arduous time in some health resort...
they'll be put on a strict diet.. have draining therapy,and get up at the crack of dawn to do unpleasant exercise...
they have all sorts of purification techniques...there's even one method where they push a hose pipe up your arse and flush you out...!?@£$%^&amp;*(
it's all very virtuous i'm sure,and i bet sometimes it actually works....
but i always fancied the idea of a place where people could go to eat or drink whatever they like... guilt free....
and through the miracle of kindness,encouragement,,and fun conversation,they'd maybe regain their self esteem and appetite for life...
perhaps with a little more joy, all the health issues caused by obsessive drinking/eating would then just settle down and take care of themselves.
and so out of that reverie , i came up with this song'bootcamp for the broken hearted'.
i can only hope you enjoy it...
thanks for reading...
always...
mary cigarettes


bootcamp for the brokenhearted

          
      hello , people of the dolly-net.
i hope you enjoy what i'm posting here ...
if you like what you hear,you can download any of my songs for free by clicking on the cute little arrow by each track ..i'm all give give give,arent i?!
i'm also available for full on hard core sex ...but that shall cost you fifty thousand pounds, for what i promise would be the fuck of the century compressed into one heavenly evening...prices on that aren't negotiable. 

here's a few of my latest videos  https://www.youtube.com/user/marycigarettes

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