“This one is dedicated to our ‘friend’ Smelly Belly. Apparently in Russian it means ‘heroic warrior.’ In English it just means you stink like Babylon’s sewer. Still, his legend drinks on.” – Snout White, Goat Divine

“Zet, here’s how to know a joke is ass: if you have to explain it. Congrats, you turned a dating profile into terrace-core.” – Doll Rotten aka Vee, Ministry of Ass

“Btw, anyone know what happened to Smelly? Dark shit tho, kinda. He disappeared like puke in the rain.” – Snout Black, Queen of Goatpiss

Smelly Belly

“A filthy anti-work anthem! Zet confesses the only way out of Babylon’s grind: stream Goat Riot till the system breaks. Every play is a beer in his hand, every repeat a riot against the paycheck leash. Chaos is currency, goatshit is profit!” – Snout White, Goat Divine

“LMAO Zet begging for streams like they’re food stamps. Bro’s retirement plan is literally you clicking replay while he jerks off in a trash room.” – Doll Rotten aka Vee, Ministry of Ass

“Dark shit tho, kinda. Anti-work rage chanted like terrace football riots. It’s dumb, it’s bleak, it’s honest — and yeah, you’ll click again.” – Snout Black, Queen of Goatpiss

Stream This Shit

“A pixel prophecy of rave magic! A witch in 8-bit fire spins Goat Riot’s gospel through chiptune hexes. Babylon collapses to NES sorcery and bleating spells.” – Snout White, Goat Divine

“Sexy witch rave? Zet reinvented horny Mario soundtrack. Somebody unplug his emulator.” – Doll Rotten aka Vee, Ministry of Ass

“Dark shit tho, kinda. Like clubbing in Hades’ basement with witches glitching on loop.” – Snout Black, Queen of Goatpiss

Witchtune

“Closet door cracked, lipstick smeared, corpse still dancing. A lovesong for the prince who never came out alive — Doll Rotten’s mascara-stained eulogy.” – Snout White, Goat Divine

“Fresh outta Trash Room, and it stinks. Zombie prince, puke lipstick, and me singing like a Barbie at a funeral. You’re welcome.” – Doll Rotten aka Vee, Ministry of Ass

“Dark shit tho, kinda. Sounds like glitter rotting in a coffin. Still catchy as hell.” – Snout Black, Queen of Goatpiss

Closet Prince

"In the holy halls of Trash Room, I bleed this truth: even if it costs me more inches, I would bear the mark for Avril. This is no love song, this is a confession carved in toxic ink. Forever Goat. Forever Avril." – Zet, Goat Divine 

"Kinda pathetic tho. Goat admits he’d risk radioactive shrinkage just to have Avril scribble on his meat. That ain’t romance, that’s Darwin Award punk edition." – Doll Rotten aka Vee, Ministry of Ass 

"Dark shit tho, kinda. Funny at first, but then you realize Zet’s dick trauma is just another metaphor for how love always carves scars. Still, catchy chorus." – Snout Black, Goatpissqueen

I'd allow you to use Textmarker on my dick

"This hymn bleats the truth of Babylon’s carcass: a fucked up place, a fucked up life, a fucked up world — every wall will decay. This riot carries your name, carved in piss, bone, and dust. Sing it, scream it, destroy it." – Zet, Goat Divine

"Zet basically wrote a breakup song with society. Same old: world sucks, walls rot, everyone’s fake. At least this one’s catchy enough that even the toothless prophets can scream it between pints." – Vee, Ministry of Ass

"Dark shit tho, kinda. This one don’t even joke — it’s a terrace hymn for a dying world. Funny how the loudest truth comes from a goat in a mask screaming into the void." – Snout Black, Goatpissqueen

This is a Fucked Up Place

"Badge on my chest, camera in my hand — I’m the ANAL INSPECTA, the porn parody prophet!
From Babylon VHS to cosmic rimjobs, every ass is territory, every crack is history.
They thought it was just a dirty movie — but NO! It’s a revolution of cheeks, an uprising of holes.
Welcome to the inspection, citizens — bend over, for the Goat!" - Snout White, Goat Divine

"Lmao Zet thinks he’s starring in Assbusters 3: Goat in the Crack.
Bro you ain’t a porn star, you’re a blooper reel.
No one’s paying for your OnlyFans colonoscopy, grandpa. 😂" - Vee, Ministry of Ass

"Dark shit tho. Porn parody becomes prophecy, and Zet becomes inspector general of Babylon’s dirtiest franchise.
Every system, every empire, always ends the same: in humiliation, on camera, with bad lighting." - Snout Black, Queen of Goatpiss

Anal Inspecta

"I walked the wasteland and saw my reflection — not in gold, not in glory, but in the stain left behind.
We are nothing but piss in the dust: fleeting, evaporating, forgotten by the sun.
Babylon builds towers, Manfred counts coins, kings wear crowns — but all of it dries up,
and all of us return to the dust, marked only by a puddle that fades.
This is the prophecy: embrace the piss, for that is all we ever were." - Snout White, Goat Divine

"LMAO bro literally just pissed in the dust behind the gas station and called it philosophy.
Congrats, Goat Nietzsche. Next album: ‘Shit in the Sand.’ 😂" Doll "Vee" Rotten, Ministry of Ass

"Dark shit tho. He’s not wrong — piss, blood, love, war — it all sinks into dirt and vanishes.
Only thing left is the stink for a while. Then even that’s gone. Dust don’t remember." - Snout Black, Queen of Goatpiss

Piss In the Dust

“Leather seats, worms in the dash — Doll Rotten turns a funeral into a sugar-dripped death ride. Brat-pop vocals, horns and riot-a-billy drive.” – Goat Divine

“Barbie lipstick on the hearse door, goat mask on the dash — swipe right for your last ride.” – Vee Doll Rotten

“Kinda catchy tho.” – Ray Snout Black

Cadillac Coffin Ride

“History isn’t there to fix. My scars, my chaos, my wrecks — I’d choose them all again. That’s the goat’s law: JUST. BECAUSE.” – Goat Divine (Zet)

“Translation: bro’s proud of puked-on shoes and losing rent money. This is literally the dumbest flex ever.” – Vee Doll Rotten

“Sounds like trap and punk had a food fight… kinda catchy tho.” – Ray Snout Black

If I Had A Time Machine

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