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The incredibly tragic story of Gerome Smith and his soiled pantaloons. (Self documented)

3 years in the making. 11 songs of pure soiled goodness. Enjoy.
Created by @dapperbug, @garto_2, @thebosh067, and @alex-327535646 (with help from @bmgarf and @user-439015959).
Cover art by @zappaman1a.

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The incredibly tragic story of Gerome Smith and his soiled pantaloons. (Self documented)

3 years in the making. 11 songs of pure soiled goodness. Enjoy.
Created by @dapperbug, @garto_2, @thebosh067, and @alex-327535646 (with help from @bmgarf and @user-439015959).
Cover art by @zappaman1a.
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(@user-439015959)
Let's start this story on a normal Saturday
My name is Gerome Smith born in Santa Fe
Sitting on my couch the day was feeling kind of gray
The flow is super good but the bars are kind of gay
I was feeling constipated, in German farfrompoopen
Laxatives didn’t kick in, I was searching for some tootins
But that's when I found out, the artichoke I ate was raw
That shit just came out, the chocolate star, was so sore

Farted in my pants, fa-fa-farted in my pants,
I farted in my pants, but it wasn’t just a fart
Farted in my pants, fa-fa-farted in my pants
I farted in my pants, oh it may have been a shart
Farted in my pants, I might need a change of pants
I farted in my pants now that wasn’t very smart
Need to get to toilet but I don't know where it is
Now my pants are filling with this icky sticky shiiiiizzzz

Ass was bleeding, TP looking like Japan’s flag
I just made a million dollars, not like I’m tryna brag
Ice on my wrist so wet, I just made a city drown
You love daddy’s money, ice on your wrist, but it’s a hand-me-down
The massive log in my toilet bout to go down in the history books
Boy I feel like scooby doo  be messin round with mystery crooks
Boy I got prior knowledge to the grind, I'm a hardened vet
You think your baby daddy gangsta bitch I got him as a pet

Instead of sipping lean, I be drinking pepto bismol
My flow is getting better now, at first it was abysmal
The poops came first, the farts were just additional
If my opps pull up, bitch you know im bouta dish em all
My beautiful shits got me stuntin on the news
I’m smelling girls panties and I can tell that they are used
I sell my shit in jars and I bundle them in twos
All these girls think I am cute but I think they are obtuse
I’m spitting these bars and I think they are quite clever
My life’s like GTA but I ain’t playing as Trevor
The people recognise me as a national treasure
Cause all my stinky shits are always bringing nationwide pleasure
I just shook Joe Biden’s hand while mine was covered in my shit
He took it as a blessing and he went and had a sniff
He really really liked it and he started to get stiff
Then he took me to his office and he finished in a jiff

(@bmgarf)
Farted in my pants
I farted in my pants
Farted in pants
Let’s do it

They call me BM GARF, I’m wrapped up in my scarf
You be barking like a dog lil bitch arf arf
Nut Uprising? that shit is my jam
Is Garf the best? Bitch yes I am
Don’t uphold the law, that shit make me guffaw
Farted in my pants with dis dick in yo pa
Dunno if you knew but the BM stand for beatmaster
Watch me masturbate, yeah my dick is a cum blaster

Farted in my pants, fa-fa-farted in my pants,
I farted in my pants, but it wasn’t just a fart
Farted in my pants, fa-fa-farted in my pants
I farted in my pants, oh it may have been a shart
Farted in my pants, Mommy please change my pants
I farted in my pants now that wasn’t very smart
Need to get to toilet but I don't know where it is
Now my pants are filling with this icky sticky shiiiiizzzz
 
(Goop)
I need to wipe my ass, and I might need to change my pants
Turns out I kind of like the smell, so I’m just sittin’ in my pants
Yeah I farted in my pants, and I know it wasn’t no fart
A shit, a poo, a hankey, a shart, it was just more than some fart
I watch my grandpa shit his britches then he threw it like a kong
When it comes to giving penis I am the king of the dong
I envisioned Sonic-Steven in my mind wearing a bright pink thong
Then smacked his peener to and fro like I was playing solo pong

Farted in My Pants (ft. goop and BM GARF)

[([ bblz-gpj3 ])]
Exponential Growth; We shape our tools and then our tools shape us.
https://kubebow.github.io/smartlinks/bblz-gpj3

radeline --> Danijo and KubeBow --> yeetyote and WillTRM --> Rikri --> Dachi40 and Axeras --> kirbycrep and Dee --> Randome and blooping
Polished by Axeras, kirbycreep, yeetyote, deathmodereal, and blooping
Mastered by KubeBow
Broken Ringerphone (Gartic Phone Jummbox) Season 3, Game 1

Inverted Waves (LB)

yurkey; slurkey

[([ bblz-gpj3 ])]
Exponential Growth; We shape our tools and then our tools shape us.
https://kubebow.github.io/smartlinks/bblz-gpj3

kirbycreep and Dee_Six --> yeetyote and WillTRM --> Danijo and KubeBow --> radeline --> Rikri --> Randome and blooping
(Based primarially on round 3 instead of round 6)
Track cover (number map) by KubeBow
Polished by yeetyote, kirbycreep, deathmodereal, and blooping
Mastered by KubeBow
Broken Ringerphone (Gartic Phone Jummbox) Season 3, Game 2

Numerical Values (Triangular Prisms I)

[([ bblz-gpj3 ])]
Exponential Growth; We shape our tools and then our tools shape us.
https://kubebow.github.io/smartlinks/bblz-gpj3

Rikri --> kirbycreep and Dee_Six --> Randome and blooping --> Dachi40 and Axeras --> radeline --> yeetyote and WillTRM --> Danijo and KubeBow
Polished by Axeras, kirbycreep, k lemon, deathmodereal, and blooping
Mastered by KubeBow
Broken Ringerphone (Gartic Phone Jummbox) Season 3, Game 7

Fatal GPU Failure (Inverted Waves II)

[([ bblz-gpj3 ])]
Exponential Growth; We shape our tools and then our tools shape us.
https://kubebow.github.io/smartlinks/bblz-gpj3

Randome and blooping --> radeline --> Dachi40 and Axeras --> kirbycreep and Dee_Six --> yeetyote and WillTRM --> Rikri --> Danijo and KubeBow
Polished by kirbycreep, Axeras, yeetyote, blooping, deathmodereal, and purp
Mastered by KubeBow
Broken Ringerphone (Gartic Phone Jummbox) Season 3, Game 5

Snake Charmer (Inverted Waves I)

[([ bblz-gpj3 ])]
Exponential Growth; We shape our tools and then our tools shape us.
https://kubebow.github.io/smartlinks/bblz-gpj3

Danijo and KubeBow --> Dachi40 and Axeras --> Rikri --> Randome and blooping --> kirbycreep and Dee_Six --> radeline --> yeetyote and WillTRM
Polished by Axeras, kirbycreep, blooping, deathmodereal, and yeetyote
Mastered by KubeBow
Broken Ringerphone (Gartic Phone Jummbox) Season 3, Game 3

Sword Swallower (Snake Charmer DX)

[([ bblz-gpj3 ])]
Exponential Growth; We shape our tools and then our tools shape us.
https://kubebow.github.io/smartlinks/bblz-gpj3

Dachi40 and Axeras --> Rikri --> kirbycreep and Dee_Six --> yeetyote and WillTRM --> Danijo and KubeBow --> radeline
Track cover by kirbycreep
Polished by yeetyote, kirbycreep, purp, deathmodereal, and blooping
Mastered by KubeBow
Broken Ringerphone (Gartic Phone Jummbox) Season 3, Game 6

9 zer0

Ever-Turning Wheel of Life

Aanchorage

cover of Samba de uma Nota Só, originally by Antônio Carlos Jobim. art by Henrique Alvim Corrêa

one note samba

we're smelly and we're losers. 

this account is owned by @garto_2, @alex-327535646, @thebosh067, and @dapperbug.

(gart wrote this)

Music-centric discord community turned collective.
This community is managed by KubeBow but spans way WAYY further than just me.

NOTE: Unpolished versions of songs will be available on this account only until the polished version is released, due to soundcloud upload limits, and sometimes we have to remove polished stuff for space anyways lol. It really isn't recommended to listen here, go to our links for more consistent uploads.

Here is a list of everyone who has helped with Zone-440 at least once:
Axeras
blooping: https://blooping2.github.io/links.html
Dachi40: https://youtube.com/@Dachi40
Danijo: https://www.youtube.com/@DivineTrace500, https://danijo.bandcamp.com/
Dee_Six: https://m.soundcloud.com/dee_six
#Guigui: https://www.youtube.com/@_Guigui, https://hastagguigui.github.io/
deathmodereal and the anomaly: https://merntbh.bandcamp.com/, https://splim.bandcamp.com/
Jace
Juandif: https://twitter.com/Juandifthebest
k lemon: https://soundcloud.com/k_lemon
kirbycreep: https://kirbycreep.github.io/, https://youtube.com/@kirbvsongs
KubeBow: https://kubebow.github.io/, https://youtube.com/@kb-omni, https://youtube.com/@kubebow
lemontea: https://soundcloud.com/lennox-dks, https://lemonicetea.bandcamp.com, https://splim.bandcamp.com
purp: https://purpyboy.bandcamp.com/
radeline: https://www.youtube.com/@radeline, (WIP) https://shoebox52.bandcamp.com
Randome
Rikri: https://soundcloud.com/rikri_m
SpiffiestTea
TreeBranch (Participant #7): https://www.youtube.com/@treebranch8732
WaterDroplet02
WillTRM: https://www.youtube.com/@WillTRM
Xen't
yeetyote: https://soundcloud.com/yeetyotemoment

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