ayo
 im in my dodge challenger
his penis was the passenger
my semen is the messenger
with strippers im a regular
these gooners is all vegetables
(yes king)
  
im autistic jesus,
i turned sonic into pikachu
tried getting a happy ending,
but my weiner couldnt, peak-aboo 
(i cant goon)


ask myself what would nautica would do
i just pulled up to the drive thru, 
meat out, dont record me, dont be rude
just put the coffee in the bag 
yall really killed that man
(damn)
 
shit really get ugly
the other day my shit was 8 inches (i measured)
i called him big boy, before flushing him
really humbling experience
holy spirit, the ghost of the goon, we need you

ayo what the fuck
whose dick do i gotta suck, to get my dick sucked around here
up the tempo 

(damn real trap shit)
(this is a banger)
(wtf is this)


critikal is jesus christ
ask gpt for date advice
me and nautica, goon alliance
we slimed him out in the dandelions
 ask siri, who crashout like me 
i just saw my crib on mtv
she slimed me out like an npc
hey mustard turn off that tv
too many whippits i cant think
elon, too much meth, he cant sleep
this galaxy gas got me tweaking
im the menace of the gas station
hands me reds or its a situation

yeah i got that sonichu medallion 
striped shirt on, i got these bitches wylin
my aura caused the merge, im toxic
i just turned this shit into a moshpit
her arms hairy, call a stylist

im getting horny, lets go to a massage parlor
where they accept real american dollar

the masseus calls me justin tucker
hairy bush just like a trucker
i couldnt bring myself to fuck her
i meet with putin, like im tucker

MALONE WTF

Would you like to ride with us men? Get the Gay Men Crew back together. Time for gay fun to commence, time to get raunchy; (but) not with you cos you stanky. Well, Frankly that made me quite cranky (but) I'm dying to know why that is, G Because you're fat, thick, slow. You think you are any better, Flying Hen? I saw you at the Royal Easter Show they didcon-tain you, At least I'm not stanky lion pee. My man is just tryna pee and you're insulting him for partaking in the vulgar act of a rex bang. You're more raunchy than a les bang.

Calm yourself, I'm simply trying to lay dung. At least I'm not searching for elementary D. My brother is really out here looking like a lanky famine yoshi. Woah, don't twist this into a Banana Scenario, I'm not Blowing Men. Yes, but I know you've been rubbing son (main member of the Hard D Gang, Chapstick Bro). That's not me. As a matter of fact, the head honcho of the Hard D Gang runs operations with the Bust In Gang: Phallic Dwang. Caught bust in cows, then I believe that your group was associated with eating dung, most vile beings. In fact, the Hard D Gang is a Bum Ass Name if I have ever heard one. That was not us, we are identifiable by our notorious Mayan Knee. We manage Amir's Bazaar. Cease your lying spree, I swear by my ironed tee that your stanky, gangrene Mayan Knee holds no place in society. Take that, you flying flea.

Ironed Tee

M.I.G. (Missing In Gooning)

have fun! (also i dont support ai, this is just for goofs and laughs not meant to make le mone)

So Much Sin To Give (Ft. Bill Jensen)

Hold On King (Ft. Bill Jensen)

In This Hotline Together (Ft. Bill Jensen)

turn bind turn bind
i just wanna turn bind
learn my learn my
i aint gonna learn my
real life real life
i aint got a real life
join my private
we can fuckin grind all night

deitrius
i dont wanna say what i see in this
i know that it hurts
my belief in this
shout out to unsec
for teaching this
hey girl you rockin the vote
can we stay with this

yeah we balling in a big way
and my tactics are advanced (8)
edgeboosting in the v8
cryptiss can you be my bae
no way

turn bind turn bind
i just wanna turn bind
learn my learn my
i aint gonna learn my
real life real life
i aint got a real life
realize realize
never gonna realize

that im not too great at the game
and i fucking hate when i play
quit for a week when i rage
but im back and i never change

i said roblox leo let me see your feet yo
dabestpeakz i said let me see your feet
iluvmoonpies let me see ur feet cry
hxcello let me say to your feet "hello"
esekono let me see your feet bro, yo

she a baddie
i'm talkin bad (3)
throw it on me
please let me see that ass wheeze

turn bind turn bind
i just wanna turn bind
learn my learn my
i aint gonna learn my
real life real life
i aint got a real life
realize realize
never gonna realize

gay man butt sex
i just got an indirect
dont ask dont tell
saw quat in a dress

sinsane smoking on that fucking blunt
got him in the back
t1ller gonna make me fucking nut
imma blow his back

r s u r f g double o n e double t e 
thats me 
smokin on a three
got shit that i dont wanna be 
bullets hit my chest shoutout maisy
rsurf dog coming back this spring
shoutout tommy shout out to me
no shit i cant even breathe

i got singaporeans with an eagle eye
i got ducks that give some good advice
i got milk that shows me the way
i got frxzt on a rainy day
i got purple dragons spitting fire
i got buuuterflies in my stomach
i got kold kuts that im fuckin lovin
cant tell a fib but i fuckin ronix
ok

THE TURNBIND REAPER OF ALBUQUERQUE (prod. ewenli)

NEW FIRE ALBUM FROM RSURFGOONETTE. GOD LIFE FUCK THA WORLD !!!!! (ALL JOKES)

RSURF GOONETTE VS. THE WORLD (prod. shawtydestroyer)

she wanna hurt me 
sh she wanna hurt me
if youre gonna try me
you better join that tourney
get your strafes up
get your fuckin strafes up
get your body in the round
wanna change up

yeah! strafin every day in the moonlight
100% comp now im feeling like toe might
no shot, it's another no life
sub minute on kitsune gotta get right
fuck rookie, that map can suck my fucking balls
saw fiveman in the stall giving head to yall
fuck a blacklist, yall aint got the fuckin gall
why the fuck simeon aint pick up my calls

she wanna hurt me 
sh she wanna hurt me
if youre gonna try me
you better join that tourney
get your strafes up
get your fuckin strafes up
get your body in the round
wanna change up

she wanna hurt me 
sh she wanna hurt me
if youre gonna try me
you better join that tourney
get your strafes up
get your fuckin strafes up
get your body in the round
wanna change up

i'm overused and very unhappy
saw some roblox art and started fuckin fapping
love x94e, hate u fucking normies
hrt in my strafes got me fucking horny

HRT IN MY STRAFES (prod. ilybeam)

bladee let’s tap in 
rsurf win
if he don’t mic up
we gon qban him (got that shit! ssj!)

ballin shit (ssj)
fall n shit ah (ssj)
show the hit boxxx (ssj)
show me ur binds (ssj)
huggies got za (ssj)
lay down the law (ssj)

yeah 1v gonna fuck shit up
yeah tiger gonna fuck shit up

yah ur grand, not very discrete nuh uh
is that ur mans bouncing on my meat nuh uh
they all fans, i feel like a creep nuh uh
i dont understand, no pr no pb nuh uh

how tf u gonna flex ur mesa time
i just beat that shit and i wasnt even tryin

im jesus she call me baby
aint trash talk thats fax baby
hunter call me back baby
physics kinda wack lately, ah~

lets play some bubblegum simulator
playin faste cuz i am such a hater
heard fly was wreslting with a gator
you're a traitor yuh

i got hiv from macify
luckily i survived
shout out fuckin petmice
aint do shit gon free my guys
caught a body on arcane twice
purppledragon stole fortnite

im 3n and youre crookedside
i just made a joi
u ain gon go out tonight
0y0 does my body right
sip dasani outside

yeah im strapped up with the strafers
thought u got ur skill up then u fucking cratered
morigan a billionaire he gon pay you later
shout out brix, he just made me gayer
nice flicks, but it dont make you straighter

she think she lucky i got luck 2
i could never love you
who tf is 8ytecode
wtf does he do

chat mods got me pissed off
never in the right mood
sub gon throw it back soon
he could do a re-do
u joined the styles discord
heard ur going trans soon

no hate
sorry if im strange
shawty so bad she got me halfsideways
s only no a 
ur insane said shoutout sinsane

bitch u autistic
money and some riches
sorry if i smoke dope
bitch im counting bitches
no shit! i just got to lickin
lickin ah~ 

LUCK2 (prod. xantosbeatz)

RB HOP RSURF FIRST GOD!!!! FUCK THA WORLD!!!!! STRAFES 5EVER

A Collection of Christians from the Bill Jensen Community making music for Billy boy Jensen! Have fun          ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

Yo yo schmo soggy biscuit love dem pussy and dem booties


this channel is a parody (an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect)
 of modern day rap, if you are inept to accept this then you're an idiot. Soggy throughout his raps sees rap stereotypes and just needs to imitate them. It is an overall parody of what rap has de-evolved to the songs that we hear today.

New tracks tagged #gooner