A Christmas themed track about prostitution during the Holidays.

Taken from our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays".

Eden's Slutz
Pay Me
Ho For The Holidays
Nonvirgin Records
Writter: Fexlix
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LYRICS:

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with a fruitcake
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no pumpkin pie
I don't want any cookies
I don't need any gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

Services are rendered
You gotta pay today
This Christmas tree ain't free
Can't you see there's a fee
To shimmy up my chimney
It ain't complementary
Nobody gets it for free
Pay me the fee you own me

None of this is funny
You're not at liberty
To get lovin' for free
I ain't running a charity

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with a fruitcake
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no pumpkin pie
I don't want any cookies
I don't need any gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

I don't want potato mash
Throw that fruitcake in the trash
Gonna whoop yo dead beat ass
If you don't pay me in cold hard cash

I'm a premium skank
Ain't running a food bank
After I serviced you
Cash payment is now due
You must be a stupid guy
Already had my pumpkin pie
I don't want YOUR pumpkin pie
Cost money to get between my thighs

I need to make a living
'Tis the season for giving 
So gimme, gimme dat cash
Or I'm gonna whoop yo ass

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with Spotted Dick
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no Christmas pie
I don't want sugar cookies
I don't need hot gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with Money

I don't want potato mash
Throw that cookie in the trash
'Bout to whoop yo dead beat ass
If you don't pay me in cold hard cash

Don't be a snowflake
Don't want your fruitcake
A living I gotta make
So Pay me for God's sake!

(Pay me pay me pay me)
(Just pay me with money)
(None of this is funny)
(Just pay me pay me with money!)
(Pay me pay me pay me)
(Just pay me with money)
(None of this is funny)
(Just pay me pay me with money!)

I'm a premium Ho
So where is my dough?
Shove that fruitcake up your ass
Need to be paid in cash
You already went down
Onto my tinsel town
This gingerbread cookie
Ain't complementary
My pimp will whoop yo ass
If you don't fork over da cash

Feliz Navidad
Where's my cash wad?
I sugared your churro
¿Donde esta mi dinero?

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with a fruitcake
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no pumpkin pie
I don't want any cookies
I don't need any gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with spotted dick
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no Christmas pie
I don't want sugar cookies
I don't need hot gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

I don't want potato mash
Throw that turkey in the trash
'Bout to whoop yo dead beat ass
If you don't pay me in cold hard cash

Where's my money, bitch?

Pay Me (Reprise Mix)

From the pressure cooker (kicker?) of Kingsmead to the doldrums of Scotstoun and the predictable fortresses of Loftus and the Aviva, the URC quarter finals are now behind us. One South African side will appear in a fourth consecutive final, but who will it be? Will wily Willie outwit the wing-center Hooker? The Champions Cup final was a humdinger, but was Pollock a pillock or a Saint? Finally, will the Antipodean fans be able to grasp the inanity of the Super Rugby Pacific knockout (kinda, but not really?) round? (Hint: we struggled.) Have a listen to find out. PS. A big congrats to Ant and Phil, winners of our SRP and URC draft leagues, respectively!

Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show.

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SC: https://soundcloud.com/lachiejamieson
IG: https://www.instagram.com/hooker.mp3/
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IG: https://www.instagram.com/gullyogee/

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Money, Hooker, & Drugs

Some guys are missing; some guys still remain. Had some technical difficulties at first but hopefully figures it out.
Cody's takeover continues. Thanks for listening!

Talk Sports HR1 8.1.25: It's a Friday to End a Month and Begin Anew. Football this MONTH!

This is a bonus track off our special album "Slutopia 2: Sloppy 2nd".

Slutty Video (Fast Forward Mix)

Showtime pt 1

Stu rambled up front, a man had a bad experience with a hooker, another guy has a big wing wang, and more.

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Episode 953

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HOOKER - Theme 2025 ~ (HUBRID Remix)

Visit https://www.edensslutz.com/ to learn more about us!

Our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays" is out now! Look for it!

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get a group pf "popstitutes"!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas, Nevada. We're a new kind of girl group, comprised of legal sex workers. Our songs are fun, funny, cheeky, sexy and downright naughty.

Our story began with our manager, Madam Eden Slutz, who owns a licensed brothel outside of Las Vegas, called "Slutopia". When the 2020 global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

Eden's Slutz are:

-Chantelle: "Barbie Slut". 
    She's a living doll.

-Gizelle: "Picante Slut". 
    A spicy and saucy woman.

-Janelle: "Sakura Slut". 
    A exotic fragrant blossom from the far east.

-Kristelle: "Cocoa Slut". 
    A warm, earthy, velvety smooth tall drink.

-Raquel: "Redheaded Slut". 
    She's sweet but a little tart and packs a bite.

Like what you hear? Feel free to "like", comment, repost and follow us.

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Elite Rugby Banter - the rugby pod where the commentary is as unpredictable as the bounce of the ball. Join Phil, Ant, and Andrew, three rugby nerds and fantasy draft managers, as they give their biased and unqualified but never dispassionate opinions on all things rugby related.

Andrew:
Rugby claim to fame: length of the field try against Bishops for the u12 C team
Teams supported other than the Springboks: Stormers, Scotland
Favourite rugby moment: every Breyton Paulse flick-flack

Ant:
Rugby claim to fame: Lightest hooker to play senior rugby for UCT 
Teams other than the Springboks: Sharks, Giltinis (RIP), Nambia
Favourite rugby moment: any Frans Steyn 50m kick, or Louis Carbonel pointing and laughing at the english before slotting a conversion, or RG fighting the whole Aussie team

Phil:
Rugby claim to fame: Smashed through a whole a Kingswood team to score a magical try (twice)
Teams other than the Lions: Springboks, England, Cheetahs
Favourite rugby moment: Lions comprehensive win over the Sharks in the 2011 Currie Cup final

You can find them on Spotify, iTunes, Soundcloud, and Acast.

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