On this episode of the MiU podcast, the Bow Tie Guy sits in the guest seat as Giselle and Bev interview him about his brand new book "Hookers in Heaven". Listen to the show, then go get a copy of the new book on Amazon and Apple Books.

Mess it Up Show 341 - Pharisaic

Reasonable Ignorance - The Podcast Show hosted by Jamal Shabazz (@kingboola) Magic Mike Walton (@magicmike32). Two Black Men raised on Chicago's Southside bringing you their views on today's Music, Business, and World Events.

Bornies vs Unnaturals, C*****e and H**kers

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Is Hooker a hooker? Is Tizzano a hooker? What about Henco? Or Marnus? Spoiler: probably only the last one. But listen anyway to find out.

It has been a while! Ant, Phil and Andy quickly recap the lost episode wrapping up the Six Nations before turning to the tail end of the URC and a highly entertaining Super Rugby Pacific edition.

Music by @monstroid, 80s TV Show.

Ep 287: Is Henco Van Wyk the next Bok Hooker?

This track is from the single to our song "Spank Me", a kinky song about naughty girls who like being spanked.

Spank Me (Funk Mix)

"Sweet Heat" is the B-side to our single "Spank Me", a sexy song about burning it up in the bedroom.
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LYRICS:

Been waiting all day for tonight
Gonna strike this match right
Start your pilot light
Make your bedroom ignite 
Gonna set your bed on fire
Hot enough to make you perspire
Like a pyromaniac
I burn it up in the sack

Setting the place a blaze
With our intimate escapades
Burning up the place, me and you
Hot enough to have a barbeque

Oh baby lets make some sweet, sweet heat
In between the bed sheets
When both our bodies meet
Friction creates some heat

Lets make some sweet, sweet heat
Hot enough to curl your feet
When both our bodies meet
Get ready for some sweet, sweet heat

(Sweet, sweet heat)
(Between the bed sheets)
(Hot, hot inter course)
(Providing a heat source)
 
Better call the fire department
After I ignite your apartment
Hope your sheets are fire retardant
Hot, hot steamy sex
Gonna burn down your complex
Better warn the fire station
About our fornication
Sugar and heat causes caramelization

Get the extinguisher out
I'm ready to put out.
Gonna need good aim
To put out this flame

Oh baby lets make some sweet, sweet heat
In between the bed sheets
When both our bodies meet
The friction creates heat

Lets make some sweet, sweet heat
Hot enough to curl your feet
When both our bodies meet
Get ready for to make some heat

(Sweet, sweet heat)
(Friction between the sheets)
(Hot, hot sex)
(Getting me moist and wet)

Hope you got a long fire hose
To soak it wet
That's what we get
For playing with fire
Temperatures getting higher
Gotta douse it with water
After I've been hot and bothered
Passion is burning
I know what you're yearning for
This four alarm fire
Making you perspire
Need to cool off your jets
After I make you sweat
So grab your hose and squirt it
Until it's all drained 
This wildfire is hard to contain!

Setting the smoke alarm off
While we're both getting off
Burning up the place, me and you
Hot enough to have a barbeque

Oh baby lets make some sweet, sweet heat (Sweet heat!)
In between the bed sheets (Bed sheets!)
When both our bodies meet (Bodies meet!)
Friction creates some heat (Sweet heat!)

Lets make some sweet, sweet heat (Oh yeah)
Hot enough to curl your feet (Your feet!)
When both our bodies meet (So sweaty)
Get ready for some sweet, sweet heat (Sweet, sweet heat)

(Sweet, sweet heat)
(Between the bed sheets)
(Hot, hot inter course)
(Providing a heat source)
(Sweet, sweet heat)
(Lovin that can't be beat)
(Hot, hot Nookie)
(Warm enough to bake cookies)

Sweet Heat

Spank Me (Space Mix)

Spank Me (Hanky Panky Mix)

Spank Me (Groove Mix)

Spank Me (Backside Mix)

Look for our new album "Whorlando", out now!

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get Eden's Slutz!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas, Nevada. We're a new kind of girl group, comprised of legal sex workers. Our songs are fun, funny, cheeky, sexy and downright naughty.

Our story began with our manager, Madam Eden Slutz, who owns a licensed brothel outside of Las Vegas, called "Slutopia". When the 2020 global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

Eden's Slutz are:

-Chantelle: "Barbie Slut". 
    She's a living doll.

-Gizelle: "Picante Slut". 
    A spicy and saucy woman.

-Janelle: "Sakura Slut". 
    A exotic fragrant blossom from the far east.

-Kristelle: "Cocoa Slut". 
    A warm, earthy, velvety smooth tall drink.

-Raquel: "Redheaded Slut". 
    She's sweet but a little tart and packs a bite.

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Elite Rugby Banter - the rugby pod where the commentary is as unpredictable as the bounce of the ball. Join Phil, Ant, and Andrew, three rugby nerds and fantasy draft managers, as they give their biased and unqualified but never dispassionate opinions on all things rugby related.

Andrew:
Rugby claim to fame: length of the field try against Bishops for the u12 C team
Teams supported other than the Springboks: Stormers, Scotland
Favourite rugby moment: every Breyton Paulse flick-flack

Ant:
Rugby claim to fame: Lightest hooker to play senior rugby for UCT 
Teams other than the Springboks: Sharks, Giltinis (RIP), Nambia
Favourite rugby moment: any Frans Steyn 50m kick, or Louis Carbonel pointing and laughing at the english before slotting a conversion, or RG fighting the whole Aussie team

Phil:
Rugby claim to fame: Smashed through a whole a Kingswood team to score a magical try (twice)
Teams other than the Lions: Springboks, England, Cheetahs
Favourite rugby moment: Lions comprehensive win over the Sharks in the 2011 Currie Cup final

You can find them on Spotify, iTunes, Soundcloud, and Acast.

We are your peas and carrots for recovery and beyond!

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