A Christmas themed track about prostitution during the Holidays.

Taken from our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays".

Eden's Slutz
Pay Me
Ho For The Holidays
Nonvirgin Records
Writter: Fexlix
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LYRICS:

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with a fruitcake
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no pumpkin pie
I don't want any cookies
I don't need any gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

Services are rendered
You gotta pay today
This Christmas tree ain't free
Can't you see there's a fee
To shimmy up my chimney
It ain't complementary
Nobody gets it for free
Pay me the fee you own me

None of this is funny
You're not at liberty
To get lovin' for free
I ain't running a charity

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with a fruitcake
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no pumpkin pie
I don't want any cookies
I don't need any gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

I don't want potato mash
Throw that fruitcake in the trash
Gonna whoop yo dead beat ass
If you don't pay me in cold hard cash

I'm a premium skank
Ain't running a food bank
After I serviced you
Cash payment is now due
You must be a stupid guy
Already had my pumpkin pie
I don't want YOUR pumpkin pie
Cost money to get between my thighs

I need to make a living
'Tis the season for giving 
So gimme, gimme dat cash
Or I'm gonna whoop yo ass

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with Spotted Dick
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no Christmas pie
I don't want sugar cookies
I don't need hot gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with Money

I don't want potato mash
Throw that cookie in the trash
'Bout to whoop yo dead beat ass
If you don't pay me in cold hard cash

Don't be a snowflake
Don't want your fruitcake
A living I gotta make
So Pay me for God's sake!

(Pay me pay me pay me)
(Just pay me with money)
(None of this is funny)
(Just pay me pay me with money!)
(Pay me pay me pay me)
(Just pay me with money)
(None of this is funny)
(Just pay me pay me with money!)

I'm a premium Ho
So where is my dough?
Shove that fruitcake up your ass
Need to be paid in cash
You already went down
Onto my tinsel town
This gingerbread cookie
Ain't complementary
My pimp will whoop yo ass
If you don't fork over da cash

Feliz Navidad
Where's my cash wad?
I sugared your churro
¿Donde esta mi dinero?

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with a fruitcake
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no pumpkin pie
I don't want any cookies
I don't need any gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with spotted dick
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no Christmas pie
I don't want sugar cookies
I don't need hot gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

I don't want potato mash
Throw that turkey in the trash
'Bout to whoop yo dead beat ass
If you don't pay me in cold hard cash

Where's my money, bitch?

Pay Me (Xmas Rap Version)

Der Hohe Rat von Eldergrove Soundtrack zum Buch

Eldergrove - Rising Courage

Look for our new album "Whorlando", out now!

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get Eden's Slutz!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas, Nevada. We're a new kind of girl group, comprised of legal sex workers. Our songs are fun, funny, cheeky, sexy and downright naughty.

Our story began with our manager, Madam Eden Slutz, who owns a licensed brothel outside of Las Vegas, called "Slutopia". When the 2020 global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

Eden's Slutz are:

-Chantelle: "Barbie Slut". 
    She's a living doll.

-Gizelle: "Picante Slut". 
    A spicy and saucy woman.

-Janelle: "Sakura Slut". 
    A exotic fragrant blossom from the far east.

-Kristelle: "Cocoa Slut". 
    A warm, earthy, velvety smooth tall drink.

-Raquel: "Redheaded Slut". 
    She's sweet but a little tart and packs a bite.

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