CHAI AND SKITLLES (G - GITLER, FELBI)

outro (MITSUKI AND ILL-IVAN)

What can I say about Magic that hasn’t already been said by someone either more stupid or more smart than me? I don’t know, I don’t think anyone can answer that question - So I asked WhereAmI? To come here and also not answer it - cause we gotta read a provocative story about some older dude lusting after a young “boy.” Yeah, you heard me. No, this wasn’t on purpose and no I never vet my stories before we read them and YES I refuse to accept that the author did not know what they were doing when they wrote this story and had every line out of this “kids” mouth sound like he’s wanting this old dude OP’s attention. It gets weirder and weirder or as Alex would say “Curious and Curiouser” and I kinda hate it. Anyways, enjoy this - whatever this is. I know WhereAmI? did. I guess that’s just the power of MAGIC. 
I’m a Magician and I’m Pretty Sure the Kid on Stage Actually Sawed a Lady in Half(36:37) by Magpie_Quill
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/cnasz6/im_a_magician_and_im_pretty_sure_the_kid_onstage/

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Episode Two Hundred Eighty-Five: The Horniest Magicians

wassup

H.O.T.

YOU CAN SUCK A DAMN COCK BECAUSE IM CLUTCHIN

zillakami - clutchin (leak)

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