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Hello Kitty!
Thank you for listening. This was my song selection for our first ever Tea Dance in Chattanooga. What a fun time we had! <3

Tea Dance Mix

The saucers fly of the table, the eggs go cold, the brunch is ruined, but Oma dances on the table.

Oma - Not safe for brunch with grandma

Ho-kago Tea Time discovers they can sing about sex.

Sources used:
ChuChu Lovely MuniMuni MuraMura PrinPrin Boron Nururu ReroRero - MAXIMUM THE HORMONE
GO! GO! MANIAC - Ho-kago Tea Time

Also on Bandcamp (and other tracks I can't upload to SoundCloud): https://goldlink364.bandcamp.com/album/segsmentation-fault

FuwaFuwa Lovely MugiMugi Azunyan YuiYui Mio~n Ritsusu ReroRero

Fell head over heels for a high school chick
First pussy you ever saw too tight for your dick
Tryna hold it in like a gentleman, but your skins too thin, 
You come right as you go in

You freak but she smiles and says that’s ok
I don’t get off that way there’s another way
You know how to go down don’t you
Uhh…
Dont you?

You staring down at the holiest of holies
Tryna remember what you saw in the movies
They didn’t show him do it like that?
Did the dude really do it like that?

She looks bored, so simp that you are
You drop to all fours, and stick out your tongue
Two minutes later she pees
Did the dude really do it like that?

When you were a young man
Twiddling your thumbs
Scratching your balls
Licking your cum

Maybe not that last one but you know what I mean
Always thinking you’re clean
But your conscious ain’t clean

First year of college, take your pick of hoes
Nah, just kidding, they all say no!
So you try to rush, but you’re kinda sus,
Bros before hoes but you’re not one of us

So you search on craigslist for a place to live
A place with two milf dykes and their teenage kid
One night she comes knocking at your door
Wearing nothing at all but her hair up in a bow

So you think to yourself is this men writing women
I must be dreaming, pinch me bro
Don’t call me bro she says call me sister
That’s fucked up but let’s go with the flow

Before you know it you’ve come on her twice
And wouldn’t you know she’s gonna be nice
Doesn’t ask for much from you, 
but then there’s a knock
And her two moms ask you to come lick it up

Recession time and you’re out of a job
three years of college ain’t enough to go on
I heard about the gig economy
Maybe it’s got a place for me

Delivering shit, I can’t ride a bike
Making shit, I’m not mechanically inclined
Jacking off, now that I can do, 
Eating cum, if it pays I will do

You team up with some slut on only fans
You both broke, gotta do what you can
Mom and Dad don’t know but they never gave a shit
Big D Energy gotta show off your big prick

Nearing top 1 percent, making monthly bank
Moving up in the world gonna have your own place
Fans are asking for you and and another dude
For real dou, another dude?...well, ok

When you were a young man
Twiddling your thumbs
Scratching your balls
Licking your cum

Maybe not that last one but you know what I mean
Always thinking you’re clean
But your conscious ain’t clean










Odalisque (feat. Waterfowlmouth)

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