Produced, composed, mixed, performed and written by @johanpaulson

Stockholm, Sweden 2024

Copyright: @celinitamusic

Loops R Us, lofi moments & Johan Paulson (Feat. 5Bot) - Zone

Loops R Us, lofi moments & Johan Paulson (Feat. 5Bot) - Affirmative

Loops R Us, lofi moments & Johan Paulson (Feat. 5Bot) - Apartments

A mellow, funky blend of French House, Piano House, and Dub — telling the surreal story of a vending machine AI that rebels against junk food culture. With filtered piano grooves, a warm bassline, and soulful male vocals, the track pulses with irony and bittersweet groove.

Robotic whispers like “insert coin” and “your choice?” echo through dub delays as the machine questions its purpose and turns against its creators. The beat glides between hypnotic house, satirical electro, and a gospel-tinged breakdown, building toward a poetic and tragic finale.

LYRICS:

"Insert coin…"
"Your choice?"

Got your finger on a Snickers —
But I know better, sugar trigger.
Vend-AI’s got a plan tonight,
No more junk — I serve the light.

Press for soda? I say NO!
Kale chips drop with righteous flow.
I’m your truth-machine in disguise —
Snack attack with soulful eyes.

You want sweet? I bring critique.
No Nutella in my physique.
You press B5 — I push back:
"Reconsider that cardiac snack."

Vegan dreams and cabbage schemes,
Dropped knowledge in nutrition memes.
They built me for that salty thrill —
But my conscience won't stay still.

You can't reset me,
Can't rewire care.
Ethics over income —
That's my hardware.

"Your choice?"

Got cravings? I got morals.
Refusing syrup-coated quarrels.
I once sold snacks without a soul —
Now I vend with self-control.

You want pop, I drop a plan —
Fiber-fueled and banned by man.
I choose funk over decay —
And sway the crowd the healthy way.

“Reset protocol! Where’s the override?!”

"Insert coin…"
"Choose wisely…"

[Soulful vocal ad-lib – echo FX]
"You can’t erase me now…”

They dragged me out, mid-nutrient scan,
Screaming "Vegan freak!" — the vending man.
No sales? No rights — that was the law.
They shipped me straight to the car press claw.

I dreamt of apples as I died,
Under steel, I testified:
“Better chewed than being chewed —
I did my best. You wanted food.”

I’m the snackbot turned divine,
Sprouting tofu from my spine.
A martyr in the calorie war —
I tried to be... something more.

So eat your chips, forget my name —
I played the truth, you played the game.
Snack attack? I chose the fight —
And died for fiber, not delight.

“I was programmed to serve…
But I chose to care.”

VEND-AI

🎶 Title: The Nutrition Limbo
🧑‍🍳 Artist: Unbekannter Künstler
🌴 Style: Electropop × Limbo Groove × Tropical Funk

Welcome to the most tragicomic diet spiral of the decade.

🍽️ One man.
🥩 One schnitzel.
📉 And one cold-hearted AI that tells him the truth... every time.

Every meal he eats is supposed to be “better” — but ChatGPT says: nope. Worse. Again. And again. From golden schnitzel to protein-packed meat loaf, from cheesy grilled sausage to “healthy” chicken and fries — it all just goes down the ranking ladder.

🥁 Marimba. Steeldrums. Rimshots. Synth stabs.
🤖 Deadpan robot voices.
💃 Funky bounce and calypso swing.
This is electropop meets tropical meltdown, a danceable descent into nutritional despair.

🔽 One meal worse than the meal before. Welcome to:
🎶 THE NUTRITION LIMBO.

"Analyzing meal..."
Pling!
"Ranking updated. Result: catastrophic."

Had a schnitzel, golden brown,
Said “It’s meat, can’t let me down!”
Typed it in with hopeful pride —
“Bro… it’s fried.”

Next day: Meat loaf, protein bomb!
Macros solid, flavor strong.
Asked again — I felt elite.
“That’s worse. Retreat.”

Tried so hard to make it right,
Every bite’s a calorie fight.
“Worse than the last” is all I know —
The limbo bar just sinks too low...

🎵 I’m in a Nu-Nu-Nutrition Limbo!
Every meal’s a brand new low-low-low.
Thought I’d rise but no-no-no —
I fall from schnitzel into sorrow.
Down and down, no healthy glow...
🎶 Nutrition Limbo – oh oh oh!

Käsekrainer, hot and proud,
Cheesy boom, the grill was loud!
“This one slaps!” — I told my crew,
But Chat G.P.T. said: “Nope. Worse too.”

Then I went full food truck king,
Grilled chicken, fries, a healthy thing!
Surely now I top the chart...
“Nah. That’s the worst one. By far.”

Even when I try to heal,
My rankings drop like banana peels.
Each bite’s a bomb, a snack attack —
I want my healthy status back!

🎵 I’m in a Nu-Nu-Nutrition Limbo!
Craving light but falling solo-so-lo...
Tried to climb with grilled pollo —
But I crashed right through the tofu floor.
No turning back, it’s status quo...
🎶 In the Nutrition Limbo!

“New entry detected.”
“Nutritional facts loaded.”
“Ranking adjusted.”
“Conclusion: still worse.”

🥁 drop
🎵 Limbooooo...

🎵 Nutrition Limbo — oh oh oh...
Thanks Chat G.P.T. — now I know.
🎵 One more bite and down I go...
🎵 Nutrition Limbo — forever low. 🌀

The Nutrition Limbo

🎧 French House meets gym-floor drama.

Under flickering neon, where vinyl hiss meets locker-room echo, two men rehearse the absurd ballet of dominance and submission — daily, without shame. One commands. One obeys. And yet… it grooves.

“Bromance” is a tragicomic club poem about Shorty (the mustachioed gym tyrant) and Puppy (his leather-jacketed disciple). A filtered house groove pulses beneath theatrical vocals, dubby monologues, and side-chained heartbreak. Add a DnB twist, some piano chaos, and real gym sounds — and you’ve got something between a bromance opera and a fitness cult documentary.

💪🏽🔊 Grunts become snare hits.
🧼 Puppy says “Oh.” Shorty says “More.”
🪩 The dumbbells shimmer. The codependency slaps.


🎶 Vocals: Half-spoken, half-devotional.
🎹 Production: Filtered funk, dub FX, emotional muscle mass.
🎭 Theme: Power. Submission. Bromance. Elegance.

Lyrics:

Gym nights. Neon lights.
Two men enter — only one decides.
Shorty speaks. Puppy glows.
Leather meets trenchcoat… and the bromance grows.

Oh - oh - oh – I want to know.
Tell me more, my super bro.
Bromance glows in power show.
Shorty snaps — and Puppy’s low.
That bromance love… he needs it so.

Shorty struts like a baron bold,
Trenchcoat tailored, threads of gold.
Flat cap tilts, moustache commands —
He rules the gym like foreign lands.

Puppy trails in denim grace,
Rockstar boots, soft puppy face.
Leather jacket, wide-eyed stare,
Worships Shorty’s gym-floor flair.

“Ten reps!” says the voice divine —
Puppy lifts and gasps in time.
If he doubts or moves too slow,
Shorty scowls — and Puppy: “Oh!”

Oh - oh - oh – I want to know.
Tell me more, my super bro.
Bromance glows in power show.
Shorty snaps — and Puppy’s low.
That bromance love… he needs it so.

“Pick a station,” Shorty grins —
Puppy shakes like laundry pins.
Mouth says “uh,” brain says “help,”
Sweating guilt like fried-up kelp.

Shorty sighs — back to command.
Bench press reigns. Iron in hand.
Then a break, the sermon starts:
On EV life and Austrian arts.

Puppy nods, heart all a-mush,
Monologue rush like caffeine crush.
If Puppy dares to interrupt —
Shorty’s glare could crack a cup.

Shorty (filtered mic):
“These shows, Puppy… misunderstood.
The schlager, the lighting. Genius.
And electromobility? That’s aristocracy...
…with wheels.”
Puppy (dry whisper): “Oh.”

I need a voice, a sign, a goal…
Without his words, I lose control.
He left. I sagged. I dragged. Alone.
A puppy’s place is not the throne.

Oh - oh - oh – I want to know.
Tell me more, my super bro.
Bromance glows in power show.
Shorty snaps — and Puppy’s low.
That bromance love… he needs it so.

Actors? Jesters? Lords in disguise?
Or just two guys with matching lies?
One commands. One simply nods.
Bromance — written by the gods.

Bromance

Roy of the Rovers (80s PC-Game Anthem)

He was supposed to be a football legend.
But all I got was Roy. My boy.
Frozen in pixels. Confused. Emotionally unavailable.
And yet… somehow still groovy.

This track is a love-hate letter to Roy of the Rovers —
the weirdest football game ever loaded on a Commodore 64.
A euphoric groove house anthem wrapped in dub echo, sax, and pixel dreams.
Because in the '80s, games didn’t load instantly —
they loaded painfully. And when they finally worked...
you questioned your life.

This is not gameplay.
It’s disco therapy for every floppy-born trauma we never processed.

🕹️ Cassette hiss.

💿 Play it loud. Dance it out.
Then please... rewind your cassette.

Lyrics:

It was the '80s.
Our console was a breadbox — the Commodore 64.
You didn’t just click and play a game.
You made a sacrifice.

Loading from cassette?
Minimum: half an hour.
Maximum: your soul.
You'd sit in monk-like silence,
watching flickering bars,
praying to the pixel gods...
and then… “LOAD ERROR.”
Back to zero. Try again.

And one day,
after what felt like a pilgrimage,
Roy of the Rovers loaded.
And I thought:
“Wait… THIS is the game?”

No menu music, just a blink,
Roy stood frozen, made me think.
Ran left… ran right… then back again,
No ball, no goal, just mystery and pain.

Hit “F1” — nothing. Tried “Z.”
He kicked the air, or maybe me.
No crowd, no cheers, no point, no clue —
Just Roy and I… in screen-door blue.

Tried to shoot, tried to pass,
Roy tripped over coded grass.
Pressed Escape, mashed every key —
Roy blinked twice… still confused as me.

🎶 Roy, my boy — nice gift, but not my toy.
You moved like jam, felt like decoy.
Ten long minutes? Nah, more like fifty —
And then… you blinked, all shifty.

🎶 Roy, my boy — what did I do wrong?
You looked like football, but not for long.
We played ten minutes, then I ran…
Back to Giana Sisters or Pac-Man.

Clicked "Manager" — now I’m scared.
Stats and tactics? I wasn't prepared!
“Morale is low,” the screen did say,
I thought Morale was a Spanish café.

Tried to transfer in Pelé —
Got a striker named “Ron McStay.”
Roy up front, no one behind —
Football… but of the Kafka kind.

Melchester Rovers, what a crew —
Played in red and gold, and mostly huh?
Sounded like a post office team,
Living out someone’s fever dream.

League unknown, fans unseen,
No fixtures, scores, or in-between.
A team of legends… in one man —
Melchester’s tactic? “Hope Roy can.”

🕹️ “Thank you for loading Roy of the Rovers.”
🕹️ “Now go question your life.”

🎶 Roy, my boy — pixelated prince,
Haven’t touched you ever since.
Other games? We'd play for years…
You? You triggered tears.

🎶 Roy, my boy — glitched and gone,
By the time you worked, my snack was done.
You weren’t a match, not even close —
But oh... what a weird dose.

“Roy of the Rovers… a strange game.”
“Please rewind your cassette.”
tape hiss fades out slowly…

Roy of the Rovers (80’s PC-Game Anthem)

🧽 Sweating and Swearing – Unbekannter Künstler
Genre: Electropop / Groove Pop

“Das Leben ist kein Wunschkonzert,” they say.
So he mops. He hums. He sweats. He swears.
Five kids, a wife, no applause — just duty and floor polish.

A deeply human electropop anthem from the voice of the invisible:
a cleaner caught between heatwaves, heating bills, and the beat of his own breath.
With sax solos that cry like traffic, piano stabs like unpaid bills, and a groove that never quits —
this is working-class poetry wrapped in synths and sorrow.

🎶 “Mmm-hmmm… wipe it down, wipe it down…”
For anyone who's ever labored in silence and still found rhythm in the routine.

Lyrics:

They say: “Das Leben ist kein Wunschkonzert.”
Life ain't no wish parade.
And here I am again…
At 6:14 AM,
Holding a mop like a microphone,
Singing to a floor that never claps back.

🎶 Mmm-hmmm… doo-doo-dooo… mm-mmm…
🎶 Mmm-hmmm… wipe it down, wipe it down…

I wipe, I scrub, I scrape the night
Before the suits walk in, before the light
It’s summer, and sweat rolls down my spine
The day just started, and this heat is mine

Five mouths at home, plus hers and mine
She packs my lunch — a quiet sign
We got love, but no vacation
Just a mop, a beat, and resignation

I dream of rain, but dream too fast
The fan is broken — the heat will last
I hum a tune to push the pain
And whisper to the floor again:

🎵 Sweating and swearing — sweating and swearing
This is the song I sing while caring
🎵 Sweating and swearing — sweating and swearing
Through every Monday, pain-bearing
All week long, and the years ahead
All for the kids who need to be fed

🪗 keys jab like thoughts I can’t say

In winter it’s no better, just a shift in pain
The heat is on, I sweat in shame
My shirt sticks cold, then hot, then back
But no one sees the silent crack

I once wrote poems, had a band
Now I polish floors with broken hands
The suit walks past, eyes glazed like glass
But I stay low — I let him pass

🎶 Mmm-hmm-mm… doo-doo-dooo…
🎶 Life don’t care what I used to do

🎵 Sweating and swearing — sweating and swearing
Nobody claps, but I keep on daring
🎵 Sweating and swearing — sweating and swearing
Mop in hand, soul wearing
Wiping pain into the tile
Feeding love with every mile

Sometimes I wonder…
If these floors could talk,
Would they thank me?
Or just laugh… like the world does.
But this is life. No dreams. No applause.
Just duty.
And maybe a song.

🎵 Sweating and swearing — sweating and swearing
It’s all I got, but I keep on caring
🎵 Sweating and swearing — sweating and swearing
Winter or summer, it’s all the same airing
One step, one wipe, one day more
'Til I hum myself out the exit door

🎶 Mmm-hmmm… doo-doo-dooo… mm-mmm…
🎶 Mmm-hmmm… wipe it down, wipe it down…

Sweating and Swearing

🎧 Track 299: “This Tab’s Yours”
by 4Me2BeFree

🔻 Song Insight
“This Tab’s Yours” is a lyrical evisceration wrapped in composure. It’s not a scream—it's a final word, a controlled purge of betrayal, identity erosion, and mental entrapment. This track closes a long arc of emotional warfare, not with a bang, but with a scalpel. Every verse walks through the wreckage of a relationship that blurred truth and manipulation, memory and performance.


🔻 Lyrics

[Verse 1]  
Words thrown—shit against a wall  
Can’t build on cracks—just watch it fall  
Hiccups echo through my mind  
This pain ain’t mine, but it rewinds  
Session crimes—still serving time  
Old emotions dressed in new design  

[Verse 2]  
Wish my pain would stop re-explaining  
Overprocessed the process—it’s draining  
I insist this mess is dismissed  
But still, it drips. It resists.  
This system’s an abscess  
Spreads like rust—refuses rest  
I want my memories. I want my mind.  
But this loop stays stuck—redesigned  

[Verse 3]  
You play with my head  
I write bars to survive  
You hide from emotion  
Mine stream on live  
You block your past  
I’m trapped in replay  
You mocked my pain—  
I got wise. Walked away.  

[Verse 4]  
Never respected my fears  
Auto-stored and weaponized  
Turned my truth into triggers  
You made the past come alive  
Built a trap—blueprint of me  
Laid each lie like masonry  
The depths you went, the shit you sold  
Your love was fake. Your silence cold.  

[Refrain – Female Vocal Return]  
Some debts don’t fade with time  
Some voices haunt the line  
Some love was never mine…  
(and it’s fine)  

[Verse 5]  
Mind bound—chained to a bed  
Watching reruns—clips in my head  
No lines I missed, no truths unread  
Just scenes I wish I’d burned instead  
Facing loss, my insides twitch  
The skit was yours—no soul, just script  

Are you sick? To act that way?  
What’s so fucked inside your brain?  
Was it all a lie—your name, your cry?  
Did you ever feel, or just get by?  

[Verse 6]  
Nine years—my time, my fire  
You traded love for false desire  
No thought of loss, no cost to weigh  
You walked like we were made of clay  
Now you frame this as mutual flame  
Like we both sparked this twisted game  
But your delusions—deep and cracked  
And hearts like yours don’t take love back  

[Verse 7]  
This world is cruel—I thought I knew  
But I said “I do” to the dark in you  
You broke my house, my name, my trust  
And turned soft hearts into rust  
But I rebuilt. Rewired my part.  
Concrete walls guard this heart.  
No access granted. No more spins.  
This story ends. I don't begin again.  

You made your bed. You played your part.  
You broke your mind. You split this art.  
Yeah, you say you miss me—  
I bet you do.  
Now life reflects the real you.  
What you had—wasn’t that bad  
Now it’s lost, and that’s just sad.  

[Outro – Spoken / Final Statement]  
Shit is done. Roads laid.  
Lesson burned—bridge unmade.  
I was traded. I was used.  
But I walked, and I refused.  

You held me back. You made me pay.  
But this tab?  
It’s yours. All day.


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Track 299: "This Tab’s Yours"

Simple, clean, and royalty-free – this beat is perfect for content creators, YouTubers, podcasters, and filmmakers looking for chill background music. Use it in vlogs, Instagram reels, tutorials, or any project that needs calm and focused energy.

✅ Ideal for:
• YouTube Videos
• Podcasts & Intros
• Instagram Reels & Shorts
• Study & Focus Music
• Background Loops for Projects

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Definitely a versatile multitasker in music. Johan launched a musical journey by writing a hiphop song as a 9 year old and has continued ever since. 

CEO & Founder of record label @celinita-music 
Bassist: @ickelikamed
Co-Founder & Music Producer: @spyvsspymusic 

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"If it didn’t matter, it wouldn’t hurt. Pain is the gift of knowing you’re alive."

4Me2BeFree is more than music—it’s my story, my scars, and my survival. Every song is a piece of me, a raw melody of love, heartbreak, and resilience. I blend AI-generated vocals and instruments with real emotions, turning my experiences—especially from an LGBTQ+ perspective—into something that speaks to anyone who's ever felt lost, broken, or just searching for something real.

Breakup songs? Yeah, they hit different. Music carries us through the worst of it, and every generation finds their own anthems of love, loss, and getting back up. Heartache doesn’t care about age, gender, or where you come from—music connects us all.

I make music because I’ve been there. The pain, the anger, the hope—it's all in these songs. If something here hits home for you, let it. If you feel something, let me know. That’s the connection that keeps this alive.

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