This is the “Mediator” replacement for my au, "The Same same Same SAAME SAME!! …other?? Puppet." Funny how the dream has already ended, huh?
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Now, next up… 
Klein Felter.
Hm. Got desperate enough to crawl back here, huh.
We would comment upon these circumstances, yet…
Well, the past is the past. No need to dwell upon it.
Now. 
Klein… Tell us exactly. Out of all our nineteen eighty-five applicants…
What makes you think we should… Take your deal, so to speak?

>>>print {...}
>>>print {Well, fer starters…}

You need not waste time with formalities. You are enough of a waste as is.

>>>print {...Fine. S’ppose I might as well get to the good bit already.}
>>>transferAsset{kleinfelter_assets_resume.zip}
>>>transferAsset{kleinfelter_assets_application.zip}
>>>transferAsset{kleinfelter_assets_psycheval.zip}
>>>transferAsset{kleinfelter_assets_examresults.zip}

Hmm…
Looking over the subject’s documents…
We are confident the higher-ups may take great interest, Klein Felter. Very great interest.

The psychiatric evaluation piques our interest the most. 
Not to say the other documents are not more than acceptable. 

>>>print {...Really? Figured that’d disqualify me, more than anything. I was damn sure you’d laugh me out ‘r something. Don’t even know why I gave this a shot in the first place.}
>>>print {B’sides, I’m a rotting old geezer. My bones’ll fossilize any minute now. Y’sure y’want ME of all people?}

No, no, It is precisely what we are looking for. 
The tendency to detach oneself, 
The drive to prove oneself to be superior, 
To claim what was ripped away from oneself for their own, 
A deep regret one holds that haunts them deeply. 
A repressed urge for destruction, 
Yet the self restraint to cultivate it into something greater…
Not to mention your SOUL. 
It will do just fine for our purposes.
And all of that is merely at a moment’s glance.
Hmm.

Perfect, perfect.
We will forward you towards our superiors. It is their decision to make. We only weed out the abject failures.
And if you’re… Lucky. They will soon be your superiors, as well. 
Your masters, once again.
We need not communicate further. If you are accepted, you will know. 

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thumbnail by: @gameing-gameing-gameing
song by: @gameing-gameing-gameing
writing by: @gameing-gameing-gameing
Art by: @gameing-gameing-gameing
IT WAS ALL MEEEE I MADE ALL OF THIS. YOU HEAR THAT @joker8330 ?? I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE. (I’m lying I very much do infact need you 🥹🥹🥹)

Deltarune by R.V Pine,
The Other Puppet by lex3x 
blah blah blah you know the drill

(Go to sleeeep, go to sleeeppp… Goooo sleep liiittle baaabyyyy… Go to sleep, Go. To sleeeeppp…. Go go ga ga time, for youuuu…)

song inspired by this track:
https://soundcloud.com/nopedingus/mediator-deltarune-the-same-same-same-same-same-puppet/s-maczmgGiLkt?si=d545d2377df44fffae0077252613501c&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

Interviewee →【Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet】

This is the “Interviewee” reaplcement for my au, the 6same puppet, the nightmare I'll never wake up from.
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[𝔖𝔞𝔡𝔞 𝔰𝔳𝔦𝔯𝔞] 𝔓𝔯𝔢𝔡𝔦𝔳𝔞𝔫 𝔯𝔞𝔡, 𝔬𝔳𝔞𝔧 𝔧𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢.
(A lovely work, this one is.)

[ຕອນນີ້ກຳລັງຫຼິ້ນ] ຂ້າ​ພະ​ເຈົ້າ​ຮູ້​ວ່າ​, ຂ້າ​ພະ​ເຈົ້າ​ໄດ້​ຍິນ​ຄັ້ງ​ຫນຶ່ງ​ຈິດ​ຕະ​ນາ​ການ​ໄດ້​ຖືກ​ຄັດ​ເລືອກ​.
(I know, I once heard the artist was a chosen one.)
[ຕອນນີ້ກຳລັງຫຼິ້ນ] ບໍ່​ພຽງ​ແຕ່​ເຂົາ​ເຈົ້າ​ໄດ້​ເຫັນ​ສິ່ງ​ທີ່​ໂລກ​ແຫ່ງ​ສະຫວັນ​ເບິ່ງ​ຄື​ກັບ​ຕາ​ເປົ່າ​ເທົ່າ​ນັ້ນ, ແຕ່​ຍັງ​ຈື່​ຈຳ​ມັນ​ໄດ້​ຢ່າງ​ສະຫງ່າ​ງາມ.
(Not only had they seen what the divine realm looked like to the naked eye, but as well memorized it, in majestic manner.)

[𝔖𝔞𝔡𝔞 𝔰𝔳𝔦𝔯𝔞] ℨ𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔞 𝔱𝔢 𝔱𝔧𝔢𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔞 𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔪𝔦𝔰̌𝔩𝔧𝔞𝔫𝔧𝔢, 𝔷𝔞𝔯 𝔫𝔢? 𝔇𝔞 𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔬 𝔪𝔬𝔤𝔩𝔦 𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔦 𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔲?
(Truly makes you think, doesn’t it? That we could have the chance?)

[ຕອນນີ້ກຳລັງຫຼິ້ນ] ຮາຮາ. ບໍ່, ບໍ່, ມັນຄົງຈະໂງ່.
(Haha. No, no. That would be absurd.)

[Now playing] What’re yOU Guys tALKING About? :stuck_out_tongue:

[ຕອນນີ້ກຳລັງຫຼິ້ນ] ໂອ້, ຊົມເຊີຍມໍລະດົກຂອງພວກເຮົາ, ແມ່ນທັງຫມົດ.
(Oh, admiring our heritage, is all.)
[ຕອນນີ້ກຳລັງຫຼິ້ນ] ເຮົາ​ໄດ້​ນະມັດສະການ​ຜູ້​ສ້າງ​ອັນ​ສູງ​ສົ່ງ​ຂອງ​ເຮົາ​ມາ​ດົນ​ນານ.
(Long have we worshipped our divine creators.)
[ຕອນນີ້ກຳລັງຫຼິ້ນ] ນິທານມີໄວ້ວ່າ, ກ່ອນທີ່ພວກເຮົາຈະມີໂອກາດທີ່ຈະເຂົ້າໃຈເຂົາເຈົ້າ, ພວກເຂົາຢູ່ຄຽງຂ້າງພວກເຮົາ.
(Legend has it, that before any of us had even gotten the chance to comprehend them, they co-existed alongside us.)

[𝔖𝔞𝔡𝔞 𝔰𝔳𝔦𝔯𝔞] 𝔗𝔬 𝔪𝔦 𝔷𝔟𝔲𝔫𝔧𝔲𝔧𝔢 𝔲𝔪, 𝔷𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔞.
(It boggles my mind, truly.)
[𝔖𝔞𝔡𝔞 𝔰𝔳𝔦𝔯𝔞] 𝔑𝔞𝔰̌𝔞 𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔞, 𝔬𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔬𝔳𝔞𝔫𝔞 𝔭𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔬𝔪 𝔫𝔧𝔦𝔥𝔬𝔳𝔬𝔤 𝔨𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔞.  
(Our very image, shaped by the dance of their brush.)
[𝔖𝔞𝔡𝔞 𝔰𝔳𝔦𝔯𝔞] 𝔑𝔞𝔰̌𝔦 𝔲𝔪𝔬𝔳𝔦, 𝔬𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔬𝔳𝔞𝔫𝔦 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔲𝔢𝔱𝔬𝔪 𝔫𝔧𝔦𝔥𝔬𝔳𝔬𝔤 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔞.
(Our very minds, shaped by the pirouette of their pen.)
[𝔖𝔞𝔡𝔞 𝔰𝔳𝔦𝔯𝔞] 𝔐𝔬𝔤𝔲 𝔫𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔳𝔦𝔱𝔦 𝔰𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔞, 𝔠̌𝔞𝔨 𝔦 𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔞.
(I could go on for hours, days even.)
[𝔖𝔞𝔡𝔞 𝔰𝔳𝔦𝔯𝔞] 𝔄𝔩𝔦 𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔧𝔞𝔡𝔲 𝔯𝔦𝔧𝔢𝔠̌𝔦 𝔫𝔢 𝔟𝔦 𝔟𝔦𝔩𝔬 𝔡𝔬𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔧𝔫𝔬.
(But a thousand words would not suffice.)

[Now playing] mAN... I Was eXPECTING Something iNTERESTING For oNCE. 
[Now playing] Like, wHEN We cAN Get oUR Snack bREAK! :yum:

[ຕອນນີ້ກຳລັງຫຼິ້ນ] ບາງທີເຈົ້າຈະບໍ່ໄດ້ຮັບມັນດຽວນີ້, ແຕ່ມື້ໜຶ່ງເຈົ້າຈະ, 50291341_Reverie.
(Maybe you don’t get it now, but one day you will, 50291341_Reverie.)

[Now playing] I tOLD You nOT To cALL Me tHAT. 

[ຕອນນີ້ກຳລັງຫຼິ້ນ] ຂໍອະໄພ, ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າບໍ່ຄຸ້ນເຄີຍກັບກໍລະນີທີ່ຄົນບໍ່ສົນໃຈຊື່ທີ່ຜູ້ສ້າງອັນສູງສົ່ງຂອງພວກເຮົາໄດ້ມອບໃຫ້ພວກເຮົາ.
(Sorry, I’m not used to cases where one disregards the name our divine creators have bestowed upon us.)
[ຕອນນີ້ກຳລັງຫຼິ້ນ] ເທົ່າ​ທີ່​ພວກ​ເຮົາ​ຮູ້, ມີ​ບໍ່​ເທົ່າ​ໃດ​ຄົນ​ທີ່​ໄດ້​ຮັບ​ຄວາມ​ສຳ​ເລັດ​ໃນ​ການ​ຂຶ້ນ​ສູ່​ລະ​ດັບ​ຂອງ​ເຂົາ​ເຈົ້າ.
(As far as we know, few have succeeded in ascending to their level.)
[ຕອນນີ້ກຳລັງຫຼິ້ນ] ຂ້າ​ພະ​ເຈົ້າ​ຕ້ອງ​ເຕືອນ​, ການ​ຕໍ່​ຕ້ານ​ຂອງ​ທ່ານ​ອາດ​ຈະ​ເຮັດ​ໃຫ້​ຕົວ​ທ່ານ​ເອງ​ບໍ່​ເອື້ອ​ອໍາ​ນວຍ​ໃນ​ສາຍ​ຕາ​ຂອງ​ເຂົາ​ເຈົ້າ​.
(I must warn, your defiance may make yourself unfavorable in their eyes.)

[Now playing] Man, fUCK You. 

!!! ANNOUNCEMENT !!!
!!! Calling 50291341_Reverie to Director’s Office (Floor 83) !!!
!!! Calling 50291341_Reverie to Director’s Office (Floor 83) !!!

[Now playing] ......

[ຕອນນີ້ກຳລັງຫຼິ້ນ] ເບິ່ງຄືວ່າເຈົ້າມີສິ່ງອື່ນໆທີ່ຕ້ອງເປັນຫ່ວງ.
(Seems like you’ve got other things to be concerned about.)
[ຕອນນີ້ກຳລັງຫຼິ້ນ] ພວກເຮົາຈະສົນທະນາຕໍ່ມາ, ດີບໍ?
(We’ll talk later, alright?)

[Now playing] ...fINE.
[Now playing] That pAINTING Looks... kINDA Cool, i Guess. :rolling_eyes:
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thanks kdsketch for whispering creepily in the song

thumbnail by: @its_versus
song by: @its_versus
writing by: @its_versus
Art by: @its_versus
the joke is I actually made this au myself

(note to self - keep on dreaming)

The Picture Worth a Thousand Words ⤌🠴 𓊈 Deltarune. The Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet 𓊉

Characters in banner by me (left) and @blanknotblack (right)

Please do not impersonate me or imitate me on your accounts or make accounts with the purpose of doing so on any social media. Do not try to follow me on other social media just because you know me as a puppet pipeline person.

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