Lyrics:

Well, I've built my life around you, did what I thought was right
But you never cared about me, now I've seen the light
Oh, Ricky
There ain't no pleasing you

You seemed to think that everything I ever did was wrong
I should've known it all along
Oh, Ricky
There ain't no pleasing you

[I cant even be angry with you because you are so useless]

You only had to say the word (Bullshit)
And you knew I'd do it
You had me where you wanted me
But you went and blew it

Now everything I ever done
Was only done for you
But now you can go and do
Just what you wanna do
I'm telling you

'Cause I ain't gonna be made to look a fool no more
You done it once too often, what do you take me for?
Oh, Ricky
There ain't no pleasing you

And if you think I don't mean what I say and I'm only bluffing
You've got another thing coming, I'm tellin' you that for nothing
Oh, Ricky, I'm leaving
That's what I'm gonna do

Oh Ricky, there ain’t no pleasing you - Karl Pilkington

based on Karl Pilkington's Songs Of Phrase for "There's this hairy Chinese kid"

Hairy Chinese Kid (songs of phrase)

physically disabled moron who records strange music when health allows

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