CAST:
KennethH5, 01legofan, Kyle Juin, RoboTurtle, ToonPrince, TheZSHRED, Vincent, and Shazam: Kenneth

Beat Produced by:
Allarounda Beats
and Evelutionbeatz

KennethH5 Vs 01legofan. Epic Rap Battles of Roblox S1 Finale

2 of the world's most angriest creatures duke it out in a rap battle.

Vincent Otake as Squidward Tentacles & Announcer
MetalFire as Benson

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY (PARODY)
SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!
VS!
BENSON!
BEGIN!

Benson:
Alright Squidward, get ready to be fired out of the sea,
You're just a stupid mental retard, anyone can see
You’re a dumb squid, who sticks his tentacles on shit
YOUR MUSIC MAKES MY EARS BLEED! YOU SHOULD JUST QUIT!
I may be a living gumball machine, but I get money for my job!
So just make like Mr. Puff, roasted and raw
Shove that clarinet up your ass! Your house is weird
I don’t even understand how you have a music career!

Squidward Tentacles:
Can you just stop yelling so I can play my clarinet?,
You're just a gumball machine so I’ve already won, give it a rest
Your employees are way more annoying than my neighbors,
I’ll kick you in your gumballs ‘cause you're begging for more
You're not very Regular, your shit is just weird
You can’t get a break from Mordecai and Rigby, those 2 are queers
I won’t need to punch you up, ‘cause you already look mauled
And you may think you’re hot, but you don’t have any gumballs!

Benson:
Well punk, at least I have a job that’s not making Krabby Patties!
It’s sad, your neighbors are a dumbass and a pink fatty!
Whenever you sing, you just sound freaking tired
SO GUESS WHAT YOU BLUE BASTARD, YOU’RE FIRED!

Squidward:
Benson, your raps are old, just like you
Your show should’ve died with the rest of your bastard crew
You’ve got slackers, a lollipop guy who’s high and a fatty who say’s he’s buff,
But you’re a whiny, short tempered thing, and you’re not so tough.

WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY (PARODY)


Benson vs Squidward. Epic Rap Battles of History (Parody) 3

Kyle J as Cresselia
Frenzy as Umbreon
MetalFire as Darkrai

EPIC FANDOM RAP BATTLES!
CRESSELIA!
VS!
UMBREON!
BEGIN!

Umbreon:
Cresselia please I’m going to take down on your raps
 Every other legendary knows that your base stats are crap
Your psychic can’t touch me and my attack will make you faint
Oh does this colorful Swan think that she can beat this saint
With a single Mean Look you’ll be cowering in fear
Not even your Future Sight can predict that your demise is near
If you think that you can attack me, well guess what I’m immune
With a single Shadow Ball I’ll blast your ass back to the moon!!

Cresselia: 
I’m bringing my true beauty, with a charming lunar dance
My future sight is telling me you don’t have a chance
Facing my  true beauty it’s like a shining moon light 
I’m going to use my mist attack I’m going to be out of sight
You’ll be left in confusion while being a trick room 
I’m the one with the calmest mind what have I assume 
I’ll slash you apart like  my insane  Psycho Cut 
I really hate to say  stop sleep talking and keep that mouth of yours shut

Umbreon:
Oh please, it's clear you don't have a natural gift
In fact, in a bit, my elegance while make you pissed
What’s the matter? can’t handle my torment or abuse?
Your raps are making me yawn, you're just old news 
Well I’m strong and loyal, even gave chills to the announcer
I'm still relevant and loved by all who I encounter
You're all washed up, one last move and you're gone
The winner of this fight? The best eeveloution Umbreon

Cresselia: 
You think you're Immune?, You won’t be saying that after a Moon Blast
People actually using you on there team is a thing of the past
Let’s take a psycho shift in this battle, So that I can Slash you to pieces
Everytime I Psych up in this battle, my chances of winning increases 
My flow is more ice cold then a blast from my Aurora Beam
Your speed can’t catch up to me and you can’t break my double team
We don’t allow scum on Fullmoon Island, plus I’d rather face Mew
 Another thing I need to tell you Umbreon is that people prefer Espeon over you

Darkrai:
Now it’s time to put these two losers in an eternal Nightmare
Oh, I’m facing an eeveelution and a pink pansy, this isn’t even fair
Your flows are a bigger crash then Temporal Tower,
Face it, you two weaklings will never grasp my Dark Power
I’ll give you Bad Dreams and eat them while I’m at it
Umbreon, you have no attack, I’ll Focus Blast you in a bit
Cresselia you're too kind, I’ve made a young child cry
Were going to have to call this battle, “The Rise Of Darkrai”

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC FANDOM *calm* rap battles...

Cresselia Vs Umbreon. Epic Fandom Rap Battles #3

MetalFire as Skin-Taker
Frenzy as Pirate Percy
MarioWorldGuy as Horace Horrible
Zander P as Luna Game
Kyle J as Creepybloom
RoboTurtle as Zalgo Pie

Luna Game:
Why hello everypony, welcome to the Luna Game
These jumpscares will fly by so fast, we’ll put these puppets to shame!
You can’t close this game now, there’s no way out of this
So prepare to be scared right out of the puppet theater once you hear the creepy music!

Creepybloom:
Its Creepybloom! Ready to haunt your files for the rest of your days!
Your story is so bad, it’s still up on the wiki? I’m amazed!

Zalgo Pie:
You know when Zalgo Pie comes in you won’t be exiting for a while
So just strap down, relax, all I want is a Smile, Smile, SMILE!

Skin Taker:
Oh, I’m very hungry, a plate of ponies will do just fine
If you ponies want to stay safe, YOU HAVE TO GO INSIDE
Dropping these lines so hard it’ll make you descent.
And if you don’t back out now I WILL GRIND YOUR SKIN!

Pirate Percy:
Pirate Percy here, mateys! Your rhymes are a Laughingstock!
Your heads are gonna be eaten, call me a porcelain baby doll!

Horace Horrible:
This servant of the Skin Taker is going to take you down!
I’m just a skeleton, but I’m pure evil, SO WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

Luna Game:
You think your so scary? Your as frightening as LONA'S GOEM 48
Zalgo Pie:
Wow, your show’s just static? What a load of bullshit
Creepybloom:
You’d better COME OUT!!, because you’re not getting away
You shouldn’t have bucked with us ‘cause the END IS NEIGH!!

Horace Horrible:
We’re the best creepypasta that a laughingstock could be
The only fame that you got
Skin Taker:
Was from Equestria Daily!
Pirate Percy:
We could make a better game even if it was just static for 30 minutes
Skin Taker:
I mean, are you kidding? The only damage you do is send pictures and text documents

Candle Cove vs Luna Game. Eerie Rap Battles.

Hello everypony! Welcome to EPRB #3! Today we have the cocky, arrogant Princess Blueblood, going up against the loyal, BBBF, Shining Armor!

(We'd also like to welcome Frenzy, a new member of the three way crew!)

Kyle J as Prince Blueblood
Frenzy as Shining Armor

Prince Blueblood:
I've arrived to this, the one and only Blueblood, 
By the end I'll leave this stupid stallion left in the mud
How can you claim to be great when you blow more than a flugglehorn
Just ask Rarity, everypony knows I’m the classiest unicorn 
I've got all of the money in Equestria, even riding in a diamond chariot
Sure, you may be married but you’re still a laid back idiot!
I'm a higher up, I'll have you fired on the spot
Better get up and go, because I'm taking over Canterlot

Shining Armor:
I’m sorry, that I have to interrupt your royal businesses,
But I have to beat down this witless shit, with a crowd of witnesses!
You disgrace the face of royalty, you're a selfish tyrant at best
How does it feel, to be hated on by Bronies on the internet
I’m the REAL gentlecolt, spitting disses so clever
You rude bitch, stop making everypony’s day the Worst Night Ever
I fell for Chrysilis but the truth is there was nothing I could do
But you’ll be twice as helpless when I leave you bleeding blue

Prince Blueblood:
Do you really expect to beat me when you were Chrysalis’ bitch?
You should've stay a referee, go back to teaching kids
My rhymes are sweet, yours taste of carnival fair
So don't you dare think you can defeat this heir
You threw your own wife, are you that bucking crazy?
You think you're so cool, but I’m chillin’ with the ladies 
I don’t need Shining Armor, I’m still in my prime,
The Power of Love or Spike won’t save you this time!

Shining Armor:
You may be Blueblood, but I’ll make you black and blue right through your veins
What’s the point of getting mares, if you just make them go insane
Sitting in a room forever alone with worthless riches
I’m protecting Canterlot, that’s loyalty, I don’t care about the bitches
I destroyed this phony prince, it’s clear that I’ll be the winner,
You’re such a baby, I bet you need Cadence as your foalsitter!
Your a royal pain in the ass, your whining won't scare me
I'm out, have fun begging Rarity to take your virginity

Written by RoboTurtle, Kyle J, Vincent Otake and Frenzy

Prince Blueblood vs Shining Armor. Epic Ponyville Rap Battles #3

An original Califunions Bedroom Jam vol. I

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Drums- Justin Williams 
Guitar/vocals- Elijah Jimenez
Bass- Kyle the great Jimenez

Bedroom Jam volume I: the tale of a whore

Flesh and Bones

Special thanks to Eddie (https://soundcloud.com/picaapattles) for helping with the casting <3

Written by Tuna
Thumbnail/coverart by Tuna
Beat by Kustom

Boris (https://soundcloud.com/boris01-2) as Walkappa
garbageGothic (https://soundcloud.com/rainbowcipher64) as Dendy


Lyrics:

Walkappa:
Leave you on the Sidewalk, and I’ll rip you up like Paper
If your animation style wasn’t already the jail breaker
You might have a POW Card but you couldn’t reach Level 5
Give you a Mega Waterfall see if the Plaza survives
Program your PC to compute, I won’t be beaten by a child
In your search for infinite knowledge have my infinite power filed
For their 10th anniversary rid your parents of a burden 
But unlike KO’s personality you don’t know how to stay determined

Dendy:
Not the first of your kind, yet you think you’re so smart
My research finds your personality lazier than your fanart!
Try to salvage your tears, you’ll need it for your dry plate
But despite your powers you still remain useless to Nate
You call yourself dangerous but you can’t stand to Faux Kappa
But when it comes to origin I’m truly the Alpha
None’ll ever accept you, put that on your wikipedia
Cause even Rad’s popularity surpasses your fake media!


Flow test performed by PaletteReviews (https://soundcloud.com/palettereviews)

Dendy Vs Walkappa - Bonus Battle

The one and only StallionMasta has came to SoundCloud! I'll be posting rap battles soundclowns or pretty much anything. :P

The Epic Ponyville Rap Battles is a series created by Kyle Juin, RoboTurtle, Vincent Otake & Frenzy. Newer battles won't be released till further notice.

The characters from our favourite works of art battle  it out!

CREW :
Karichanx102 - Creator, Main Rapper
MetalFire - Writer, Main Rapper
Yobar - Editor, Mixor, Announcer, Writer, Main Rapper


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