Oi, oi lads, bruvs, listen up yeah. This one’s for us, the proper chav lads. For the thickest, hardest, most proper chav lads, innit?  The kings of the estate, the dons of the trackie game. Lads with their caps cocked right, fresh trackies, them socks, fresh kicks, hoodies up, fam. We talkin’ pure unfiltered masculine energy, bruv. Big lads, thick vibes, strong drives, and trackies sittin’ just right, and nobs thick as cans innit. You ain’t just wearin’ the drip, fam: - you are the drip. A proper flex, every step, every look, every bead of sweat, innit, innit. This is your moment bruv, your pride, chav lads are untouchable. We’re bold, fire, cocky as hell, innit? Flexin’ that raw chav dominance. We don’t hold back, never shy, we’re full-on chav innit. When we step out, trackies clingin’ just right, the streets stop and stare. All eyes on us, bruv ‘cause we’re the ones who own it bruv. You know it, they know it, and deep down we all know: - the geeeezers are mad thirst for it, fam. - Aint nothing like chav lads innit. Trackies steamed up with sweat and love. Proper tight, proper real, proper lit, innit. You feel that, bruv? That’s the power of bein’ a chav lad, innit. Big nob energy don’t just mean what’s fillin’ your trackies, it’s the heat you bring, the drive, the way you make the world stop when you walk in. You’re graftin’ hard, flexin’ harder, and makin’ your mark everywhere you go. Chav lads don’t just live life, we dominate it, fam. But it ain’t just about how we look, Nah, it’s about what we bring to the lads around us. Chav lads, bruv, we’re a brotherhood. Thick loyalty, and even thicker nobs, innit? Always ready to back your bruv, to lift him up or fill him up - if hes thirsty for it innit. And yeah bruv let’s not pretend we don’t have it off. We talkin’ sweat drippin’ lips lockin’ vibes steamin’mad lit raw. Chav sexual bruv?  - too bloody right. Bruv sexual? - Always. We here for the lads innit, suckin ‘em off, showin’ the kinda loyalty only a proper chav can give. Chav lads, we´re bruv sexual and proud, innit? Always ready to show that loyalty the way only proper lads can. Suckin’ your bruv off, fillin’ his ass with that pure chav lad love, innit. It’s raw it’s steamy and it’s what keeps us tight. Lads we’re thick as cans and twice as tasty. With that drive that don’t quit. - makes us unstoppable! Every bead of sweat, every cheeky grin, every splosh of that chav drip, fam. We leave our mark everywhere. The world can’t ignore us, can’t forget us and sure as hell can’t match us. We’re the ones who run it, who own it, who stain every room with that thick, undeniable chav power, bruv. So get ready lads, this album’s for every lad who’s ever smashed it, owned it, wrecked it proper, innit? For the ones who’ve got the thickest nobs, the freshest drip and the boldest chav pride, innit. Get ready to step into the world of pure chav power, where the drip’s hot, the lads even hotter. Let this be your anthem, your flex, your proof that chav lads are the real deal. And every moment’s a flex for the lads innit. Stay thick, stay steaming, stay thirsty for it fam, and stay chav forever. 

CHAV LAD MANIFESTO PT1

(Written by Andreas Norlén)

Oi,  bruv, Oi, lad, 
Oi, Oi, Chav lad,
now we’ve smashed it .... 
let’s end this with a proper bangar, yeah? 

To all me bruvs, listen up. 
This is your anthem, your legacy
This ain’t just music, bruv, nah
It’s a call to arms, ya feel me? 
Pure, chav, dominance
No apologies, fam.
Chav lads are the realest, innit?
We’re the lads who keep it thick

Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)

Chav Lad for life, bruv.
Oi, lad, Proper Chav lad
now we’ve smashed it .... 
Let’s end this, yeah
with a proper bangar, innit? 

Remember this lads, 
We’re more than a vibe, innit? 
We’re a movement, fam. 
Thick dicks, thick loyalty, innit? 
And always, always, rep your lads. 
‘Cause at the end of the day, fam
There’s nothin’ stronger,  nothin’ more fire
than the bond of the chav lads, innit.



Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
 
Chav Lad for life, bruv.
Oi, bruv, Oi, lad,
Proper Chav lad
Now we’ve smashed it
Let’s end this, yeah
With a proper bangar, innit? 

This is for the lads who stand together, 
The chav Lads got each other’s backs, 
And who always keep it thirst-worthy.
Get them nobs out, thick as  cans, innit?
Splash your bruvs in that chav lad drip 
Fick drive, innit, Fick nobs, innit?
Fick nobs bruv, chav lads bring it all
and then some, innit? 

Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Chav Lad for life .... bruv.

Oi, bruv, Oi, lad, Proper Chav lad
Now we’ve smashed it 
Let’s end this, yeah
With a proper bangar, innit? 

Let the streets know who’s runnin’ it
who’s ownin’ it, 
who’s reppin’ the estates, innit?
Who’s boss, innit?

Bring them nobs, innit?
Bring them nobs, innit?
Smash your bruvs... innit
Splåsh your bruvs... innit
Wreck that arse innit. 

flex hard ....innit? 
love harder .... innit? 
Stay fresh .... innit? 
stay chav .... innit? 


Bring them nobs, innit?
Bring them nobs, innit?
Smash your bruvs... innit
Splåsh your bruvs... innit
Wreck that arse innit. 

Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
 
Chav Lad for life, bruv.

Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
 
Oi, bruv, that nob, innit?
You got me proper firsty for it lad
Proper Chav lad that, innit?
Now we’ve smashed it 
let’s end this, yeah
With a proper bangar, innit? 

Stay lit innit, stay chav innitt
Chav Lad for life forever.


Oi, bruv, that nob, innit?
You got me proper firsty for it lad
Proper Chav lad that, innit?
Now we’ve smashed it 
let’s end this, yeah
With a proper bangar, innit? 

Stay lit innit, stay chav innitt
Chav Lad for life forever.

Chav Lad Manifesto Pt.2 [Bash Mix]

Chav Lad Manifesto Pt.2 [Rave Mix]

(Written by Andreas Norlén)

Oi, bruv, you know what it is, innit?
Been ridin’ together thru thick and thin, innit?
From them cheeky smiles bruv to those almond eyes, lad
Can’t deny it, every moment, we’re lockin’ in, innit?

Oi, bruv, dat dark ash blond trim so tight,
Proper fresh fade, top messy, shinin’ light.
His eyes, bruv, like pools of stormy grey,
Playful yet deep, He´ll take your breath away.

They’re sharp, bruv, fit edges like a blade,
Eyes tellin’ secrets, no words ever made.
That cheeky smile, bruv, lip curves so sly, 
Got me thirsting’ bad, bruv, Can’t even deny. 

Almond eyes, bruv, got me feelin' bare,
Every glarnce He shoot bruv, I swear,
With every look, lad, feel the heat rise.
lost in his eyes, bruv, Im tellin no lies.

Almond eyes, bruv, can’t help but stare
Warmth in them eyes, cheeky with care,
Every look pulls me in, lad, hes so wise
Hes got me hooked, Im lost in his eyes, 

He got them Almond eyes, bruv
got them Almond eyes, lad, 
Almond eyes, bruv, his every glance
That irresistible charm, I'm in a trance.

Almond eyes, 
Almond eyes,
Almond eyes.

His nose, perfect straight lines, winnin’,
Angels sharp, like proper chav lad, innit.
Them cheekbones cuttin’ thru the mist,
A jaw so clean, bruv, impossible to resist.

Oi, every word he speaks pulls ya right in,
His lips, masculine but lush, they’re invitin’.
Them mews, bruv, soft yet strong, please,
Got me longin’, lovin’, beggin’, they tease.

Almond eyes, bruv, got me feelin' bare,
Every glarnce he shoots, bruv, I swear,
With every look, lad, feel the heat rise.
lost in his eyes, bruv, Im tellin no lies.

Almond eyes, bruv, can’t help but stare
Warmth in them eyes, cheeky with care,
Every look pulls me in, lad, hes so wise
Hes got me hooked, Im lost in his eyes, 

He got them Almond eyes, bruv
got them Almond eyes, lad, 
Almond eyes, bruv, his every glance
That irresistible charm, I'm in a trance.

Almond eyes, 
Almond eyes,
Almond eyes.

Oi, bruv, His brows, thick, dark blond, so fit,
Masculine arches, bruv, purfection, can’t quit.
Them lashes long, they got that chav spark,
Eyes grey like the skies lit just before dark.

Oi, them almond eyes, bruv, sharp yet sweet,
Charming smile, dimples, hearts skip a beat.
That body’s sculpted, perfect, clean an’ fit,
And that nob, bruv, dat swingin’, proper legit. 
innit

Almond eyes, bruv, got me feelin' bare,
Every glarnce he shoots, bruv, I swear,
With every look, lad, feel the heat rise.
lost in his eyes, bruv, Im tellin no lies.

Almond eyes, bruv, can’t help but stare
Warmth in them eyes, cheeky with care,
Every look pulls me in, lad, hes so wise
Hes got me hooked, Im lost in his eyes, 

He got them Almond eyes, bruv
got them Almond eyes, lad, 
Almond eyes, bruv, his every glance
That irresistible charm, I'm in a trance.

Almond eyes, 
Almond eyes,
Almond eyes.

Oi, bruv,
You know what we’ve got, innit?
It’s more than just banter, 
it’s that bruv on bruv bond, innit?

Chavsexual vibes, lad, 
got me feelin’ it deep.
Bromantic, bruv, ...you and me, 
Ain’t nothin’ stronger than that, innit?


Almond Eyes [V2]

Almond Eyes [Acoustic summer vibes innit mix]

@kinorusagi
@kinorusagi
@kinorusagi
thank you for working on this samp w me

BIG THING SOON, THIS SONG IS A PART OF IT!!!

https://guns.lol/ilyakame

ERASED

happy birthday dojo

cybernetica

Pre sequel to Zone 1 which i made feb 2024, thought id experiment with the vocals:

https://soundcloud.com/wangamillion/zone?si=67df3eba1bb5482b824265210f9c2c21&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

Zone 2 (Zoom)

hoodtrap video_4 DARK HEAVY HOODTRAP TING WALLAH

LAD - Koniec (Intro)

dl: https://kbld-hvy.bandcamp.com/album/khi-demos-2025

written in 10 minutes recorded 1 take haha
dawless including mastering recorded into audacity n exporded

big up https://soundcloud.com/tedwards-301963952

khi - cloudchasing [demo] aug28 2025 00:37

Annual Beat (Prod. Coopa)

A track from the Foura Presents VA Compilation that ushers in a new genre combining elements of Techno, Hardstyle and Australian Rap 

SLACK 1NE - ESH TEK

Certified big smoke in the small scale, and well known goldcoast hotwife clunge plunger.

Do this as a lil hobby
Not the greatest yet but theres always improvement
Only been doing it since 12/23 im still very much a beginner
Hopefully one day i can improve

fka KOBOLD stay tuned

// gear list
::novation circuit tracks & rhythm
::behringer rd-9
::behringer td-3-mo
::e-mu proteus 2000
::native instruments massive (on radxa r4)
::casio pt-80 (x1l3 mod)
::audio-technica at2020 mic
::ibanez srf706
::gamechanger audio plasma pedal
::tc electronic skysurfer reverb
::behringer xenyx x2442usb mixer
::tascam tm-d1000 mixer (for 0db limiter)
::motu 2408mk3 (gain staging)
::behringer mdx 2100 (sidechain comp.)
::lamp (bright)

taking over one song at a time
##TAKEOVER2K25
@moonigang

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