Wait...I EXIST?!


STARRING:
Toony Loony as Lucy Heartfilia
Langle as Ash Ketchum

Written by:
ForgottenSon

Mixed and Mastered by:
Jordy

Beat By: 
Trunxks
 
Thumbnail by:
Box

Special thanks to:
Toony Loony 


Ash:
Lucy Heartfilia wants to battle? I can't wait to get to fight!
So, this contest here between us, I suggest you sit and write 
inside your novel and title this on why my adversary fails 
to know a little bit of poison’s super effective against a Fairy Tail!
Traversed my verse with Pikachu, but it won’t be a shock
that even with those keys you won't have this win on lock.
Put you on blast like Team Rocket, and after, you’ll discover why
this ended before you know it, hmm…kinda like your mother’s life. 
I've trained to be very best, so blondie, listen carefully
Cuz when this Master's Ballin’, Catching these rhymes is a guarantee 
As I mentioned, you're from Fairy Tail, so Goldilocks, Tell me something.
How’d your friends flip the script and break into your place, you dumb shit?!

Lucy:
In this battle of summoners, there’s really no debate as
the 2000s made you famous, and have you down as the greatest
and I’ll say this, all those TCGs made your name truly known so…
Oh…my apologies, Thought I was facing Yugi Muto!
Now, this is one contest where I don’t come in second 
Cuz I'm feeling like Levy the way my words are used as weapons 
Get to stepping if you're messin with the mage who's out here besting foes
or I'll end this like Mewtwo did and make your loss set in stone.
Let’s call in question all of the badges you got
I mean, how’d you beat the gyms when you didn’t do squat ?
And you talk about my mother? Well, here's a lesson you should know.
Yours is home with Professor Oak testing how fast his wood grows

Ash:
Lucy, that was it? you're ineffective, a sure thing
Looks like Happy’s got you beat when it comes to pussies getting their wings.
Yeah, your guild is quite famous and saved Fiore from trouble 
by turning every town into a pile of rubble

Lucy:
But we still come through to help them, there’s no way I'm backing down.
Fabricate the raps you made? you're used to spinning cap around.
And by looking at your series, seems you have a fair affinity 
to be the biggest animal abuser since Alinity (oooh!)

Ash:
Thinkin’ that you’re hot stuff? Go back to hiding in your clock
Since you're so ugly I feel you couldn’t charm the likes of Brock.
You disowned your dad cuz he neglects you and when he tried to reconnect 
You never gave a chance, and yet, beyond the grave, he pays your rent?!
With all that fanservice plus the L’s you’re stacking up 
It’s like you only get the W when NSF- is in the front!
And stop dreaming about Natsu every time he’s by your side
Because it’s just another ship that he’s too sick to ride.

Lucy:
The Guild gave a better life to me; you think that you're special? Please 
Only 20 years of failure ‘fore you even won a league!
I’ve had enough of this hot-headed, cocky, adolescent 
Now I’ll do what your show couldn’t and bring this up to 11
I stay flowing like Aquarius when I perform my songs.
Too bad you can't keep a relationship the way you catch your mons’
You had Misty, plus May, as well as Dawn and Serena, 
but the closest thing you had to a girlfriend was Latias! [What?]
And sure, my father wasn't great, that much I will say is true.
So, maybe tell me about yours...Sorry, too soon?


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(Ft RaccoonBroVA and Evava)

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