A tongue-in-cheek Southern rock anthem about treating baseball like background noise. Equal parts snack run and sunburn, this track follows a guy who's more interested in peanuts and peace of mind than innings or stats.

The vocals are laid-back with a drawl, the guitars bring that electric twang, and the whole thing leans rock-forward while keeping its fold-out chair roots. Think stadium malaise with a groove.

A Good Excuse for a Bad Picnic

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A Good Excuse for a Bad Picnic (Southern Rock/Country)

What if Cast Away was about getting too high, stranded on your own couch, and your “Wilson” was a greasy pizza box? Dive into a hilariously lazy, meme-fueled anthem for every stoner, snack hoarder, and homebody marooned in their living room. “Cast Away” blends lo-fi chill grooves, beachy FX, and an epic singalong chorus you’ll be humming from your snack fortress. This is the ultimate ode to snack survival, couch quicksand, and surrendering to your inner island castaway. Tag a friend who’s still missing in action since their last pizza run and let the waves of Cheeto dust carry you home. Add to your stoner, comedy, and chill playlists—because snack time is a journey, not a destination.
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Lyrics:

Stranded in my living room,
Supplies are running low.
Pizza box for a pillow—
Wilson, don’t let go.

I got shipwrecked on the sofa, marooned since half-past four,
TV remote’s gone missing, my feet don’t touch the floor.
Phone is out of reach, snacks are just a rumor,
Been texting for a rescue, but my group chat’s full of boomers.
Fridge is way too far, my legs forgot their function,
Cushion quicksand’s got me now, this is my last assumption:
If I die before I move, just tell my friends online—
I tried to reach the pantry, but the rug became the brine.

I’m a cast away, lost at sea of Cheeto dust,
WILSON, you’re my only friend, in snacks I trust.
SOS spelled in popcorn, drifting in the den,
No rescue in sight—guess I’ll binge again.
I’m a cast away, lost on Couch Lagoon,
Dreaming of delivery, stuck here til June.

Day six, the light is fading, I hallucinate a snack,
Hear the siren song of pizza, but the driver never backs.
The dog is looking worried, my beard collects the crumbs,
I built a raft of sweatpants, but the TV’s on reruns.
Couch monsters in the shadows, Wilson cheers me on,
He’s a greasy cardboard prophet, I wrote my will in parmesan.
Every time I check my fridge, there’s just an echo and a sigh—
If DoorDash doesn’t answer, tonight’s the night I die.

I’m a cast away, lost at sea of Cheeto dust,
WILSON, you’re my only friend, in snacks I trust.
SOS spelled in popcorn, drifting in the den,
No rescue in sight—guess I’ll binge again.
I’m a cast away, lost on Couch Lagoon,
Dreaming of delivery, stuck here til June.

Drifting off on the ottoman, see visions in the screen—
Taco Bell horizon, a cheeseburger submarine.
Wilson rides a dolphin, waving crusts like flares,
A pepperoni sunrise, snack ships everywhere.
But then I blink—it’s gone,
The credits rolling on and on.

I’m a cast away, lost at sea of Cheeto dust,
WILSON, you’re my only friend, in snacks I trust.
SOS spelled in popcorn, drifting in the den,
No rescue in sight—guess I’ll binge again.
I’m a cast away, lost on Couch Lagoon,
If I ever escape, I’ll come back soon.

So if you find me missing, don’t bother with the search,
Just check beneath the pizza box,
That’s where I built my church.
Me and Wilson, living out our days—
Cast away on couches,
Lost in lazy haze.



Cast Away

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