singalong

on my profile since soundcloud is unconsensually tying up @johnna-smith-308598361 and draining him
this song is satire

Fort Cock (feat. Darryl) - LilCheeseCum

5 track peepee
with Nettspend and Uber
and a remaster of one of my first tracks Patrick Percocet

Island Boys (UK)

Patrick Percocet (Remaster)

Manwhore

Island Boys (Wincest)

5 track peepee
with Nettspend and Uber
and a remaster of one of my first tracks Patrick Percocet
prod. kenzee

Femboy Homicide (Feat. Nettspend & Uber)

This is my 2nd song.
Originaly, My friend Gerard was asigned to make this track and say the phrase at the end, but he never did. So I did it myself

Lyrics:
I’m making this song 
I'm on a rush
Girls see me
Get flushed
Get blushed, uh
Instant Crush
Y'all other rappers shush!
Indian Paintbrush
Toilet brush!!

I'm on the toilet
Getting this thing done
Sevn3x you know the real dope!
I don’t have soap
And Gerard is top
Yeah, He is drunk? Damn Man

On the toilet, massive diarrhea
Cause I got Gonorrhea
Is like a volcano
Like in North Korea
I shouldn’t have eaten th- that tortilla

I’m making this song 
I'm on a rush
Girls see me
Get flushed, uh
Get blushed
Instant Crush
Y'all other rappers shush!
Indian Paintbrush
Toilet brush!!
I got a PhD in sanitization 
Master's degree in bowl preservation 
Don't call it just a bathroom tool 
This shit is the cleanest in this pool
Just call it the hygiene hero 
Making bacteria amount go to zero
Toilet brush anthem, cleaning the throne,
Bang Richard Scizors, in a league of my own.
And my toilet is full of grime
Turning my bathroom into lyrical rhyme, uh
I don’t wash my hands
I pee in the shower
I clean my butt with my face towel
My poop is squishy
Like it’s dogfood
Inside the toilet, looks like a soup
Gerard’s group bathroom sessions, what a scene, uh-uh
But we all kiss on group—keeping it clean. Uh-uh(huh?)
Toilet paper ghosted, nowhere to be seen,
So, I texted Gerard, "Bro, emergency scene!"

Like, why do 
Why do women complain about the toilet seat being up, man?
I just- I just don’t get it man, like
Just put the toilet sit down, and that’s it


Toilet Brush (prod. seven3x)

GUYS THIS IS MY FIRST COLLAB EVER, I SWEAR IT'S GOOD
produced by: cxsar
Go check Lil Mayonnaise, great guy:
https://soundcloud.com/lil-mayonnaise-official

Lyrics:
C'mon
Okay
Okay
C'mon
C'mon, C'mon
C'mon, C'mon
C'mon

Lil Mayo is my big brother
We eating a big burger
I love the quarter pounder
Some guys are playing poker
Super Dog is my recorder
Here is the, McDonald’s worker
With the Mayonnaise that I ordered
(Go, Go, Go!)

Who wants beef?
Turkey Tom has no relief
Who wants ketchup?
Look my numbers doing step-up
Who wants cheese?
Stacking wins with extra ease
Who wants fries?
Golden crispy, watch me rise
Who wants buns?
I got hella loaded guns

Who wants napkin?
Rap is wild, straight splashin’
(Go, Go, Go!)
Ketchup spilled
In a girl
She’s filled
Way too dirt
She starts yelling
She is rebelling
She is telling
The waiter
That we are exceeding, (I’m sorry girl) we are repelling

Didn’t mean to do that
Don’t make a scene and make us look bad
Also, did I say that you are flat?
Ayo Mayo, a fat hoe
Add that, you are fat
Now I make you sad (MAKE YOU CRY!)
Call your dad (CALL YOUR DAD!)

Who wants beef?
Turkey Tom has no relief (No relief!)
Who wants ketchup?
Look my numbers doing step-up
Who wants cheese?
Stacking wins with extra ease
Who wants fries?
Golden crispy, watch me rise
Who wants buns?
I got hella loaded guns

Who wants patty?
I start a fight, with my granddaddy

This worker is about to get us kicked out
So in his face, I throw a brick
Ayo girl, stop using lipstick!

That ain’t gonna make you
Look less thick
My rhymes are sick
My rhymes are quick
I just roasted this chick, this trick
But I’m not done with the mic

The girl, is calling the police
Just leave us in peace! 
Trynna do a release
Shut up, or I will send you to Greece
You are obese, a giant piece
An officer comes in
And now, we are on jail
Every day

Okay, we are on jail
I’m rapping with Lil Ketchup
What the fuck you talking Richard

Hamburger With Mayo

This was made in a discord call, this is not the official post. this is posted here, because i dont have my any of my artist accounts setup.

Hittin' That Bish

FYSTICAL HALLOWEEN OUT NOW!
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I'm a meme rapper, don't take this serious
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