Ready to meet the creature living between your couch cushions? “Couch Goblin” is a psychedelic trap-funk trip built for late-night snack attacks, chaotic laughs, and the kind of high-energy absurdity only the stoned and sleep-deprived will truly understand. With punchline-packed bars, meme-worthy hooks, and mind-bending sound FX, this anthem is pure goblin mode—perfect for your next smoke sesh, group watch, or any night when the sofa seems a little too alive. If you’ve ever lost your snacks, your remote, or your sense of reality to the couch, welcome to the horde. Hit play, hit repeat, and beware: the goblin never naps.

Lyrics:

Couch Goblin in the cushions—
Don’t blink, he’s already munchin’.

Got high, went spelunking in the sofa zone,
Felt a rustle near my thigh—was that chip or bone?
Reached down—nope, it’s hands. Freakin’ goblin on the prowl,
Tiny hoodie, Cheeto ‘stache, grinning like an overfed owl.
He nods, “You good, dude? Mind if I vibe?”
Already swiped my remote and my DoorDash fries.
He’s TikToking on my phone, feet up like a king,
Googling “Can goblins legally marry onion rings?”

Every stoner’s got a demon, mine rewinds my dreams,
Changes my playlists and hacks my memes.

COUCH GOBLIN!
He’s hoarding all my snacks,
COUCH GOBLIN!
Remote’s gone, never coming back.
Crumbs in my soul, cheese glued to my hair,
Tried to kick him out—he crop-dusted my chair!
COUCH GOBLIN!
Please let me nap,
COUCH GOBLIN!
Why you always in my lap?

Threw a party in the cushions, now it’s goblin parade,
One’s juggling pizza rolls, one’s braiding my vape.
They’re debating philosophy with my left shoe,
Started a podcast: “Hot Pockets—A Retrospective, Part 2.”
Goblin DJ’s my playlist—lofi, burps, and Snoop,
Building a pillow fort, doing yoga with soup.
Tells ghost stories from beneath the springs,
Claims the ottoman’s haunted and the loveseat sings.

Waxes deep wisdom with a weed crumb beard,
Every sentence a riddle, every logic—feared.

COUCH GOBLIN!
He’s hoarding all my snacks,
COUCH GOBLIN!
Remote’s gone, never coming back.
Crumbs in my soul, cheese glued to my hair,
Tried to kick him out—he crop-dusted my chair!
COUCH GOBLIN!
Turned my couch to his cave,
COUCH GOBLIN!
I’m officially his snack slave.

Now the sofa’s quaking, popcorn in the vents,
Goblin’s hosting neighbors, charging me rent.
Microwave’s shrieking, the dog’s on the ceiling,
Goblin’s got the mic—karaoke, all-feeling.
They’re spinning in the beanbag, wrestling for fries,
Ordered “infinite supplies” on my Prime with one eye.
Tried to call for help, but the couch just snored—
Goblin cackled, “Congrats, you’re part of the horde.”

COUCH GOBLIN!
He’s hoarding all my snacks,
COUCH GOBLIN!
Remote’s gone, never coming back.
Crumbs in my soul, cheese glued to my hair,
Tried to kick him out—he crop-dusted my chair!
COUCH GOBLIN!
This is now his domain,
COUCH GOBLIN!
Guess I’ll never be the same.

So if your snacks disappear,
Or your couch grows weirdly fat,
Just know—
There’s a goblin in the cushions,
And he never ever naps.

Song Style of Music (comma format):

psychedelic trap, stoner comedy rap, funk, meme rap, alt-pop, absurdist hip hop

Hashtags

#psychedelictrap, #stonercomedy, #funkrap, #memerap, #trippybeats, #altpop, #absurdist, #comedyhiphop, #weirdmusic, #couchgoblin, #lateNightAnthem, #snackcore

Image description

A surreal, dimly-lit living room scene: a massive, overstuffed couch bulges and warps, its cushions twisted into impossible shapes. In the shadows, a small, gremlin-like goblin with a Cheeto-stained mustache and glowing eyes peeks out from under the cushions, clutching a remote in one hand and a slice of pizza in the other. Snacks float in midair. A ghostly dog drifts upside-down near the ceiling. In the background, the TV flickers with static and bizarre shapes. The whole vibe is trippy, mischievous, and mysterious—like a stoned fever dream you can’t quite escape.

Couch Goblin

MARMADIH AND RIZZYGAY

Goonzilla

BACKPACK

B3N 10!

LAZLO

W1TH M3!

Нефорёнок — 🥚

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– https://band.link/eggss

ТЕКСТ🥚ПЕСНИ🥚НА🥚GENIUS (https://genius.com/nephoryonok-egg-lyrics)

трек🥚перемонтировал: святік адідас. (https://t.me/HELLKYXX)
обложка🥚сделано🥚с🥚помощью🥚нейросети🥚от🥚ChatGPT🥚«Sora»

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THE AMERICAN DREAM!!!

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💥 fie$ta by we$t — This high-energy party anthem blends Latin-inspired vibes with trap beats and witty bars, perfect for turning up any night. With heavy drops, a cactus-sharp flow, and a whole squad shouting “fiesta!”, it’s your soundtrack to a wild night of sombreros, pesos raining from the ceiling, and bass that won’t stop. Bring the heat. Bring the fie$ta.



Fie$ta

Beat is by 6ideon (https://www.youtube.com/@Chronoson) His stuff is fire!
Jack & Jill ran up the hill and came back with the bag. A nursery rhyme flipped into a bouncy, goofy, cash‑grabbing anthem — perfect for hill‑running and flexing. Produced over a retro‑sampled, high‑energy beat.

💰 Written & performed by We$t

Jack & Jill

dm fat

Martian Raper

It's been up on streaming but I feel like this song oozes soundcloud

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCI3p081Y0c
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/177Czecl6wSB8Y7hOWt5FT?si=58128ff3d7174261
Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/ca/album/kirby/1827623228?i=1827623229

KIRBY

ANI-CHANNNNN is my waifu

Follow https://soundcloud.com/sleepypeterapper
Follow https://soundcloud.com/johnna-smith-308598361
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Ani-Chan

FUCK EVERYONE (prod. 7sighs)

Myself Karl Harrison Brown, AKA Beedingo collaborated with DigBar to create the song of our generation, enjoy!

Snack (feat. DigBar)

Drops total ass 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I built Shiitake Products because the world needed a home for beautiful nonsense and soul-splitting truth.

- Sometimes that looks like a dancefloor meltdown at 2am.
- Sometimes it’s a button that says “Mildly Okay Human.”
- Sometimes it’s a whispered hymn to grief.

It’s all real. It’s all me. This is my multiverse—and you’re invited.

Here, AI collides with human emotion to create music that actually means something.
From dark trap bangers to cinematic alt-rock anthems, from emo-folk confessionals to glitch-satire ballads—every track is a story, a mood, a moment.
Not built for algorithms.
Built to feel.

🎧 Genres? Trap. EDM. Alt-rock. Rap-rock. Folk. Comedy. Chaos.

🧠 Themes? Rage. Love. ADHD spirals. Existential dread. Healing. Heartbreak. Hope.

🎯 Mission? To punch through the noise—and hit something real.


🔥 Want your story turned into a song? I do that.

🎁 Every listen helps fund more sonic experiments, more weird merch, and more beautiful noise.

🔗 Links:
🎶 Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/7Hk4B9nLJs5XwqQEqOdMaU
🍎 Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/shiitake-products/1766960367
☕ Support / Custom Songs: ko-fi.com/shiitakeproducts
🌐 More chaos: shiitakeproducts.com

⚠️ Marketers & "design bros" beware: I will waste your time on purpose.

Pufferfish Gang Member https://soundcloud.com/pufferfish-penis

My Song "Zelda Dank Percent" I cannot upload to here because of copyright.

https://mega.nz/folder/6FUxWb5L#lwSqATTr_yKF7ZzV0un3ng

TBU discord: https://discord.gg/jkKnmebnS4

TBU tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theboysunited4 (ran by cherry)
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UFOMAN tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@produfoman
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THIS ACCOUNT IS MANAGED BY UFOMAN
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UFOMAN • Producer/Rapper

Romanian Fish • Rapper

Lil Choppa • Rapper

Cherry Pickle • Rapper/Co-Lyricist

DOUBLE LL • Rapper

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UFOMAN and Romanian Fish Made The Boys United at school somewhere in 2022 idk 

In 2025 The Official The Boys United Soundcloud got Lauched by UFOMAN who also runs the account.

On march 30 2025 UFOMAN Released the first official track ANIMAL.

on may 17th 2025 DOUBLE LL joined the group :0

PRESENT DAY: We're the worst fucking artist group on planet earth 👑

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luh rappist w 1 p
lil willy
spongebobtherapist

beginner: rapist
amateur: the rapist
pro: therapist

Русский все время Спочивай з миром, Ліл Піп
https://youtu.be/iwAzKVgfBjg?si=Y4-qhAqRKqzWXnBM
https://www.instagram.com/gr1mmz_?igsh=bnBrNm0xbWp0YjN2&utm_source=qr

OUT ON ALL PLATFORMS. APPLE MUSIC, SPOTIFY, ANYTHING.

I RECORD IN MY CLOSET IF THERE IS ANY TRASH MIX FOR A SONG YOU LIKE LET ME KNOW I'LL REMIX IT AS LONG AS ITS NOT A LOST FILE!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT 🙏 INSTA: @Gr1mmz_

"Please Don't Call The Cops” OUT NOW 🚫📞🚓

SuperFinger is Yung JiZz (BuzzKill!), J_Pastey (PJ Martian), & Buddy Alex
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17 Y.O sexcore rapper (TR)
listen me on spotify: XNVR

New tracks tagged #meme rap