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EBF & GhostBastards - THE BLACK KNIGHT

Cody sure is proud to be an American, but sometimes he wonders what life's like for "them folks across the pond." Trevor, from Stoningleightonhamshire, explains what growing up in England is like for the average, modern day Briton. This is the only country-meets-hiphop track you'll ever need.

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"hey this has no low end and the vocals sound too loud" - that'd be your headphones. I mixed and mastered this in GarageBand with flat EQ studio headphones, and it sounded great. I really wish I knew the secret to making music sound great on all outputs, so if you know what that is, please share. 

New original track. The prompt I gave myself was: "write a British rap using only things about England that Americans know from movies, memes, or general knowledge history." It's not meant to be taken seriously, nor am I trying to make it big in the rap game. I'm trying 2 make u laugh. 

Critiques are welcome, though, especially musically/compositionally. I used so many chords in this, and proudly so (high point is modulating from Gm to C# to A and then back to Gm when Trevor goes to Mallorca). I poured a lot of the little I know about music theory into this, so if you have an appreciative ear for what's been done, here's looking at you, kid. I did not want to drag-fill four bars for the whole song. I wrote the words first and then made chords around the stanza lengths: 4, 6, 7, 9, and 9.5. Just trying to make this interesting since it turned out to be so long.

On The Other Side (feat. Cody Lippencott & Trevor)

[ AI ] Skynd x Monty Python

Paul  Etheredge's Album

Captain Boysenberry on the USS Constipation (feat. Diogenes Plantagenet) [original song]

New Claim For Benefits Claim (Eckhart Thump Montage)

aint no secret to it if i did it then i had to it!

Jerreau-Really Got it Sample:Terry Gilliam"Transition to the Albert Einstein Story"(Storytime-1968)

To Live On a Picket Fence (feat. Diogenes Plantagenet) [original song]

Aujourd'hui, découvrez tout ce qu'il y a à savoir sur Spamalot, la comédie musicale adaptée de la comédie culte des Monty Python : Sacré Graal. A notre habitude, on s'intéresse à la question de l'adaptation : du cinéma au théâtre, puis de l'anglais au français, puisqu'on parle longuement de la version française de la pièce, qui se joue actuellement à Paris. 

Plus d'info : https://allthatjazzpodcast.wordpress.com/2024/01/31/gros-plan-spamalot/

Gros plan : Spamalot

Let’s Flush! (feat. Diogenes Plantagenet) [original song]

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Episode 419 Doing Damage On A Crunchwrap Supreme

Overture (feat. Diogenes Plantagenet) [original song]

Hosted by Andrew Quinn and Darren Mooney, and this week with special guest Luke Dunne, The 250 is a weekly trip through some of the best (and worst) movies ever made, as voted for by Internet Movie Database Users. New episodes are released Saturdays at 6pm GMT.

This week, Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam's Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

The legendary King Arthur sets about assembling a cadre of knights, and embarks on an epic quest to claim the Holy Grail. Hilarity ensues.

At time of recording, it was ranked 154th on the list of the best movies of all time on the Internet Movie Database.

Show Notes

368. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (#154)

Allemande (feat. Diogenes Plantagenet) [original song]

Oh no, seems like you've encountered a track with dynamic range :o 
Crank that volume! :)

An, what I like to call, Early Darkcore track: as I have no idea what to call this style otherwise, as it is no Doomcore, although close to it. It reminds me a bit of the Satanic Grooves label, some of Vdd-Energise, a bit of Dr. Macabre, Nyet - Power Of Yoga (the stab), Public Domain - The Puritan (The Voice Mix) (the kick) and Psychose - Armagueddon (the high pitch eerie synth).

It samples Monty Python's Hell's Grannies:
"Oh the violence, the prestige finally, we like pulling the heads off sheep and tea cakes (or what I like to believe they say: and the kicks)"

Tsheep 'n Evil © 2024 by ⧌ჷᒢ𐌔ᛁ⊷ꀓ𝆖— is licensed under Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International

May NOT be used to inform, train, develop or serve as input to artificial intelligence or machine intelligence technologies or services as part of and for the provision of the services.

Tsheep 'n Evil

Sarabande (feat. Diogenes Plantagenet) [original song]

The funniest joke in the world, courtesy of the UN forum for women's rights.

Funniest Saudi Joke in the World

This fun song is dedicated to the Pythons

Ding - A-Ling

Spam

Gavotte [work in progress]

I’m going to live forever. In the meantime, I’m learning about music production and sound engineering, so don’t expect platinum hits right away. Just tryna make it out tha hood.

<< Disclaimer >> Satire page, not the actual Skynd :^) All audios are created using the website PlayHT

A project predominantly inspired by niche electronic, bass-driven, extreme, experimental, often underground music from the early or late 90's and early 00's. Styles include: Experimental (in a global sense); Early Hardcore based: Hardcore, Gabber, Terror, Speedcore; Hardtrance; Breakbeat, Breakcore, IDM, Broken Beat, (Dark) Electro; Noise, Rhythmic Noise

Folk and their systems
People and their plans part two 
Need some nuanced memes     
A dream to a populist 
People; their things, their beliefs

Tell me what to think
Read one or two sentences
Cause an online stink
All this talk about science
No need to read any more

People and their things.
You cannot take it with you.
All the blings and rings

consumed with illness
Schadenfreude of late
Their lives are joyless

Apotheosis 
of snide, preacher on the box
their vile corpses hide
A pest who appeals to cocks
Hating folk at one’s behest

Wholly abhorrent 
Air leaks from the inner tube 
Get a grip on this
Machinations of the few
Unsure what the problem is

Hardwired for nonsense
it’s not real mate it’s your mind
Hatred needs your kind

C$*@$s puffing on vapes, 
They really do boil my piss
All banal as apes

Lend me your ear pal
This involves some gravity
What I’d like to say.
May be unpalatable 
Questions your depravity

Namaste Wilhelm
Wilhelm my functional tree
Project onto him
German looking, I must say
Start my day a mindful way

Beagle got fat shamed
privileged fat kid crying
diabetes maimed 
I’ve got a proper problem
with peanuts, it’s the new crack

glory and grandeur
for the British people this
hatred and slander
for the British people that
I’ll have to have a gander

Said on the telly,
Your plant has an epic yield
They said it a lot

not having a wank
I’m on me exercise bike
Got to go the bank

Split down the middle
“live free or die” they chanted
I wasn’t arsed me
“Sack the unjabbed” said others
I’m no anarchist or thug

a folkmote of fools
Ruminants chew cud in a field
the British People         
Funny looking cunts them sheep
I’ll show you who’s a chicken

Pot noodle container
Full of human excrement. 
My mate took his bird
quality that today means
art installation of turd

users of a drug
Wait for the meth to kick in 
‘skiz one bag taa lad 
Dealing drugs and banging doors
Benzo selling budget whores

A comedy Podcast with Boston accents. Each week Tara, Sean and Joe bring you laughs, whether they are remembering the 80s, making pop culture references or bringing you weird stories.

A weekly podcast looking at the best and worst films of all-time, as voted for by IMDB users.

New episodes typically on a Saturday, 6pm GMT.

I am a composer, multi-instrumentalist, producer & singer.
All songs are composed, written, played, sung & mixed by Jo Simon

"The Pop Culture Music Producer" is here to lay down the bass and also make originals as well.

ALL THAT JAZZ est le premier podcast en français consacré à la comédie musicale, sur scène et à l’écran. A travers des débats et des analyses, Anna et Fanny vous proposent de voyager à la découverte des musicals de toutes les époques et de tous les pays (enfin, surtout les Etats-Unis quand même).

- i do not own the posted pieces of music; all rights belong to the owner (explicitly mentioned in description) 😊
- love posting piano covers  🌞
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Solo artist.  Song and dance man.  Folk.  Blues.  Contact:  desertersongs@yahoo.com Film critic at https://paulydeathwish.com/

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