「絶望」(edited from 'lonely' by dvdkm)

Mumkey Jones and Asterios Kokkinos may be decades apart in age, but they're close as brothers when it comes to the important things: mocking Andy Signore. Listen to these broke, angry clowns take apart the news of the week through their own shattered lenses. One's old. One's young. And they're both very upset!

Boomer vs. Zoomer

Boomer vs. Zoomer #7: Boomer Law

Boomer vs Zoomer

Boomer vs. Zoomer #6: Detective Pikachu, Generational Bridge

Get tickets to our BRAND NEW FRIDAY SHOW here:  
https://bvz2.bpt.me

We got two BIG live shows coming up this weekend, so Mumkey's in NYC crashing on our couch for like two goddamn weeks. We've been going at it pretty hard since the moment he walked in the door, so apologies for this episode being late. Hope you tune into this Saturday night's livestream!


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Asterios' Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Mumkey's Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/mumkey 

The Show's Amazon Link (bookmark it!): https://www.amazon.com/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=asterios08-20

Boomer vs. Zoomer #13: Jungle 2 Jimmy 2 Jungle

The podcast of Rusty Cage, Mumkey Jones and EmpLemon.
Recorded 11/2/18

LeafyisHere & FilthyFrank Leaving Youtube

The podcast of Rusty Cage, Mumkey Jones and EmpLemon.
Recorded 11/6/18

White Males DESTROY Quinton Reviews With Attacks And Insults

Feat. Quinton Reviews
The podcast of Rusty Cage, Mumkey Jones and EmpLemon.
Recorded 12/15/18

Quinton's Rebuttal (ft. Quinton Reviews)

On this week's BamZam, ASTERIOS MADE A HORRIBLE BET THAT IF THIS EPISODE GETS 3000 DOWNLOADS, HE'LL GO SOBER FOR A FULL YEAR. HAHAHAHAHA SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SHOW AT THE FOLLOWING LINK, THIS IS FOR REAL, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA:

http://boomervszoomer.libsyn.com/

Meanwhile, the guys give advice to listeners wondering which generation they fit into, Mumkey reveals who he'll be voting for in 2020, and Asterios may or may not need helping escaping a forced porg sexual relationship.

http://www.patreon.com/asterios
http://mumkeyjones.tv/
https://www.patreon.com/mumkey

Boomer vs. Zoomer #20: The "Oomer" Test

The podcast of Rusty Cage, Mumkey Jones, and EmpLemon.
Recorded 3/24/19

Emp's Reddit Apology

Mumkey Jones: Creep Switch
Filthy Frank: Swoldow EVGRB
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/124751/genres/gangsta-beats/grind-hours
Written by: ColeDaCole, Mason G
Cover art by Jason Carreon
Mixed by Supah Master

Mumkey:
Hi folks, welcome to the Depression Chamber, this’ll be a quick fight
So here’s Mumkey’s Declassified Guide; on how to terminate the mic
Riddling holes in this weeb’s throat, spit sick to leave you dismantled
I suggest you’d best abandon this battle, like it was your channel
Listen up, George Miller Lite, your popularity must be a mistake
I’m supposed to be impressed by the loser who started the Harlem Shake?
I wouldn’t pay $5 for your modern shitty slow-pop trash, man
And now the State of Your YouTube is unwanted, copied, forgotten, and abandoned.  

Frank:
Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker, where I'm growing organic crops
But with your rotting depression gimmick, I say it’s time to stop!
This Zoomer’s Rusty, cage him up so he no longer survives
You know, Jeff Kinney got it right: you ain’t got a social life!
Notch’s favorite channel? I'd say you should keep that discrete. 
You best call up Assburger to give you some help on the beat (heh)
Shut it with your rubber mask, the Wheel of Punishment already fucked you up
Remember jackass: sideways for attention, long way for results

Jumkey Mones:
Hey Mumkey, let me get some Retribution on behalf of his fans
Mumkey:
Wow, never thought I’d find a bigger horse faced bitch than Susan
I’ve packed up my mailbag, shots fired like Elliot Rodger!
Hey Alexa, play the Naruto end theme, this is over

Frank:
Coolest monkey in the jungle? Now I'd say that's stretching it
Don’t need Das the Sauceboy to know all your content is just shit
Now let me end this battle, you can have a Sheepover there
When I send you back to jungle as a Pimp in a Wheelchair

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