A Beautiful Noise

so there was this guy, and he was swallowing eggs, right?
- right.
so i said what would i have to pay for three?
- three... at once?
three, at once. i said, what would i have to pay? and he said, "three eggs is easy for me. it's on the house."
so i say hey, man, you're really cool for that
and he just shoves me off and starts cracking eggs,
and this is when molly, she says to me- and she's got this weird tone of voice- she says,
"hey man," she says, 
"i think we gotta finish that round of hangman, if you know what i mean..."
and of course i don't.
- yeah.
but she just keeps on saying, "we gotta finish that round of hangman," "we gotta get back to the farm," over and over again, and so finally i just ask her,
what's your problem with the egg guy?
and she starts listing off all this stuff about hollandaise, mayonnaise, ketchup, catsoup, and chicken broth, and stew stock, and margarine and egg salad, which she calls "slew", and-
- yeah, i think i get it
right. right. so what am i supposed to do? i call over the crawfish lady again and she's waving her mangibles and totally up in claws about it and i say gosh, i'm sorry, i didn't know this was gonna be a thing, and she's just like "you need to leave, you can't be here"...
- definitely, yeah
so i'm trying to get the hell out of there. molly's really upset and i think maybe i won't even pay before i try to leave.
- did you?
no, man, i managed to get it done as we were walking out the door, but it wasn't easy.
- damn.
so finally we're back on the trail, and she's telling me how she had a lovely night, and i just think to myself, what am i doing? why am i on this trail, with this woman who i don't even like, trying not to make it noticeable that i'm completely out of breath while pretending to be interested in the tv show she likes? what am i doing?
- what are you doing, man?
well i'm here now. 
- yup.
so that's basically, that's basically where i'm at right now. 





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