The story of a mighty ape king with dicks for arms, as he clashes with the hero of Joe Magnon's Dickasaurus epic.

The King Schlong EP

King Schlong vs. The Big Apple

King Schlong vs. Dickasaurus Rex

King Schlong

Kick Me In The Heart

Magic Lost

King Fool Neanderthal God

This song captures the raw wonder of a Neanderthal witnessing a meteor shower, interpreting it through their primal understanding and memorializing it with cave paintings. If we could understand their language, they might sing something like this:

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Roof breaks wide, fires fall,
Wandering lights in Great Above Land call
Old Ones' eyes, burning bright,
In Endless Black, they take flight
Big Shadow stirs, world feels small,
A sign from Great Far, we see all
Fires in Great Above Land,
Wandering flames, no place to stand
Big Shadow moves, sky alive,
Mark now, we survive

A Neanderthal’s worldview would have been grounded in their immediate environment and daily experiences. To describe the celestial phenomena, they likely relied on simple, concrete terms steeped in metaphor and observation. Below are possible interpretations of their conceptual vocabulary:

Sky → "Roof" or "Above"
The sky, vast and enclosing, might have been likened to a protective cave roof or the highest point they could see.

Stars → "Fires" or "Eyes"
Stars could be imagined as tiny fires like those in their camp, or as watchful eyes of spirits in the night.

Moon → "Light Stone" or "Pale Face"
The moon’s glowing presence might resemble a luminous stone or a distant face in the sky.

Sun → "Warm Fire" or "Day Hunter"
The life-giving sun could be connected to the warmth of their fire or the vitality of the hunt.

Darkness → "Endless Black" or "Big Shadow"
The vast void of the night might evoke shadows or a sense of infinity.

Space → "Big Above" or "Great Far"
Space, as the unreachable expanse, might be described as the endless realm above their world.

Movement of Stars → "Wandering Fires"
The motion of celestial bodies could be equated to animals or flames that move unpredictably.

Infinity → "Never Ending" or "Always Far"
Concepts of vastness and eternity might mirror their perception of the horizon or endless landscapes.

Spirits or Ancestors → "Old Ones" or "Big Watchers"
Celestial bodies could embody the spirits of ancestors or unseen forces watching over them.

Cosmos → "Great Above Land"
The cosmos might be understood as an expansive realm beyond their immediate reality.

Modern Thought:
“The stars are distant suns in a vast universe that stretches endlessly.”

Neanderthal Translation:
“Fires far away live in the Big Above, never ending.”

Through metaphor, gesture, and storytelling, their expressions would have been deeply meaningful, even if not directly translatable. This song invites us to imagine their awe and connection to the sky, reflecting both their world and ours.

Fires in the Great Far

First Published in Salt Magazine February 2025

violins, violas, cellos, double bass, clarinets, bassoons, flutes, french horns, trombones, tuba, timpani, bass drum, krotales

All The Microsleeps

Written by Nice Krispy / Christopher Stephens
Recorded by Nice Krispy / Christopher Stephens
Produced by Mr. J / Jeffrey Fischer
Mixed and Mastered by Mr. J / Jeffrey Fischer

Caveman

(Verse 1)
In the depths of my genome, a secret's revealed
A Neanderthal whisper, an ancient heart that beats
I'm a hybrid of humans, a mix of old and new
Trying to make sense of the stories my DNA holds true
(Chorus)
I'm an interbreeding Neanderthal, heeding the primal call
With every step, I feel the weight of it all
From the caves to the city streets, I'm searching for my place
I'm an interbreeding Neanderthal, with a heart that's full of space
(Verse 2)
Denisovan, Neanderthal, and Homo sapiens too
Our ancestors collided, and something new broke through
They shared their genes, their stories, and their strife
And now I'm a testament to the complexity of life
(Chorus)
I'm an interbreeding Neanderthal, heeding the primal call
With every step, I feel the weight of it all
From the caves to the city streets, I'm searching for my place
I'm an interbreeding Neanderthal, with a heart that's full of space
(Bridge)
My circadian rhythms, a legacy of the past
A Neanderthal's influence, on how I live at last
I'm a product of the ancient, and the modern too
Trying to find my balance, in all that I do
(Chorus)
I'm an interbreeding Neanderthal, heeding the primal call
With every step, I feel the weight of it all
From the caves to the city streets, I'm searching for my place
I'm an interbreeding Neanderthal, with a heart that's full of space

Copyright Todd Pronovost 2025

Heeding the Primal Call

Neanderthal prison breakout in the fight against machines

Stone Age Breakout

Neanderthal

INTRO DEL CD INVOLUCION DE NEANDERTHAL ATMOSFERIC

COMPRAR / BUY

INTRO INVOLUCION

A haunting acoustic folk ballad inspired by the 140,000-year-old Skhul Cave fossil, blending Neanderthal and Homo sapiens traits. This song weaves a tender narrative of ancient kinship, celebrating the shared humanity uncovered in the Levant’s dust. With delicate guitar and heartfelt lyrics, "Skhul Child" reflects on love, lineage, and the timeless bonds that shape us. Perfect for fans of introspective folk and stories of our deep past. https://adamsweet.bandcamp.com/track/skhul-child

Skhul Child

17-year old Franco-Brit, putting the world to rights

We're just a couple of guys, engaging with AI music creation tools to make music we want to hear.  Human lyrics, artificial sounds.

Creator: musician, composer/producer, artist, photographer

Una descarga infectada de death metal tipo old school según cuentan los que saben cavernoso, bestial.La primera banda underground de el sur de Costa Rica desde finales de los 90s y que marcó a nuestro pzmetal que surgió en la escena Metal nacional alguna vez.
Una producción casi visceral que confronta rifs y guturales agresivos no comunes qué parecen del fondo de una fosa común contigo adentro.

Nice Krispy, hailing from Angier, NC, began rapping in 2003. From message boards to MySpace, he built his unique sound blending storytelling with catchy beats. His latest album, "Adventures & Rhymes," produced by Mr. J, features a plethora of content in hip-hop form. Nice Krispy’s music is a vibrant mix of classic hip-hop and contemporary flair. 

Krispy is said to have married a mermaid from New Jersey and they have 3 beautiful human children. He is a Campbell University Alum (Roll Humps!), a US Army Veteran (HUA), and he works a 9 to 5 where he helps take care of folks. At 40 years old and rapping since 2003, Krispy brings a unique perspective to Hip-Hop. Stay tuned for more 1st person point of view edits to this 3rd person point of view bio in the future!

Photo Credits: 
Studio Shots - Hilary Manzone Photography, LLC 
Select Outdoor Shots in Raleigh, NC and Lillington, NC - Raelynn Stephens

Alternative rock, Electronic, and acoustic musician Adam George Brown has taken his music skills to the next level. Starting of as a young musician and gigging nearly every pub in Newcastle upon Tyne, including four of the largest venues. The Sage Hall 2, The Journal Tyne theatre, The 02 Academy three times, and The Riverside. It was definitely a radical music Journey for a versatile musician. Adam played in his band and solo. He also played at some different locations including a venue called Pure at Sunderland supporting a band called Carved lies, He even played live at a hotel once in Tunisia. Let's talk about songwriting. Earth 2 is Adam's first single release on tunecore in the year of 2018-19. The track has spacey electric guitar elements and haunting vocals. Adam has seven singles now through Distrokid, including his latest electronic single Beyond Limits. He currently is working on electronic and trailer music.

Nostalgia crossed with dystopian sci-fi and a healthy dose of irony.

‘Good with cold leftovers’ -Ted

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