This a prep set for our Palmgracht Jordaan King's Day set.

This is the greatest and best set in the world…
…tribute

And the peculiar thing is this, my friends. The set we played on that fateful day, It didn't actually sound anything like this set!

King's Day 2025 - Prep set 1

King's Day 2025 -  Prep set 2

King's Day 2025 -  Prep set 3

King's Day 2025 -  Prep set 4

King's Day 2025 - Prep set 5

King's Day 2025 decompression mix

As a sound designer and father of 3, I am constantly hearing my children make noises that make me think “dang it, why wasn’t I recording this?” Yet recreating that unbridled, child-like magic in a perfect studio setting is extremely difficult. This library is my attempt at capturing the sound of kids when they are at their best: having fun.

I chose to divide the library by which mic I used, but these sessions also had unique goals. The ZoomH6 sessions were much more loose. I left my Zoom mic recording in strategic locations while I entertained the kids. The results are less controlled, but full of authenticity and joy. 

With the KSM42 sessions, I tried to get a bit more control over the audio quality, while still letting the kids have fun and be themselves. Unlike professional voice actors, kids like to move around…a LOT! I had more of a list in mind, and had the kids repeat phrases and sounds that I thought might come in handy for video game or cartoon characters. 

Finally, I divided the sounds up by which child gave the performance. Child A is a 7 year old girl. Child B is a 5 year old boy. Child C is a 3 year old girl. Group of Children is a group of 6 children under 7 years old.

Kids Volume 1: Vocalizations

(Chorus:)
I been falling down feeling lost I been waiting on
You to call me to the sky like we really on
All these drugs in my pocket that I’m really on
All the time that I wasted on a silly pawn

(Verse:)
She just want me down bad
Well I guess I’ll tell her that’s sad
She be getting so mad
But I gotta get me to the bag
Waiting just to hate on me
I had never really thought 
You’d be the one for me
Tell me all these hateful things
Every single moment
Ripping out my fucking spleen

(BRIDGE)

(Chorus:)
I been falling down feeling lost I been waiting on
You to call me to the sky like we really on
All these drugs in my pocket that I’m really on
All the time that I wasted on a silly pawn

(Verse:)
I been stuck outside and my thoughts ain’t clear
I’m
Tryna find a way to live with my own fears
Everybody tell me that I’m stuck in here
Why
Does everybody leave and abandon ship
Help me get to you cause I’m lost in thought
I
Thought you would love me till I’m dead and gone
All the memories I can watch them rot
Lies
All you ever told me so that I’d get lost

(Ending:)
I don’t think 
There’s another reason you would leave
Everybody staring now I think that I could really be
Free
From all this pain that’s in my brain

Really On (Prod. Kewan)

Crossroads.wav

Roblox soundfont version of my Cover of SugarCrash. Original song belongs to ElyOtto

SugarCrash (Arko Cover) in Classic Roblox Soundfont

Scratching that dubstep itch so that I can create music without turning everything into dubstep.

Garbage Linkstep

Are you ready for WAR, Joel?
ElijahGives / Elijah Shorts / Supremacy / The Gamer KH / stickmasterjoel
prod. El Gusto & Mol, mixed by Mol

ELIJUNT (Elijah Diss)

compilation issues.

Fun fact, my sister was a chola for a little while and I firmly believe it enhanced our music taste as a family. Here's a smol cover of a Lauryn Hill song, smashed together with some Jorge Ben Jor because they share a similar chord progression. I dedicate this song to the worst boyfriend I ever had. 

P.S. I love reverb so much and I'm not sorry, I want to die drowning in it.

I Used To Love Him/Chove Chuva

In the second half, the tempo is ramped right up! Expect lots of 90's rave influences with a bit more ooof! High energy, hands in there air goodness.

Recorded for all those who want to relive it, and for those who couldn't make it.

Next event coming soon...

Spread the Love - Part Two (recorded live)

Fxllxw the IG ? lol
Instagram: nah.b1tch.im.drunk

Nigel has been a DJ for over 25 years and has DJ’d at some the best venues across Manchester and Leeds. 

He aims to bring you the very best in Dance music, playing everything from Disco to Techno!

Recent events;
Chorlton Pride, Manchester - 13th September 2025
Spread the Love - 13th September 2025
Chorlton Pride Funder Raiser @ The Beagle 2024 
Chorlton Pride 2023
Essential at The Albert Hall, Manchester 2022
Mornin’ Glory at The Albert Hall, Manchester 2022
Mornin’ Glory, at Impossible Theatre, Manchester 2021

Previous Residencies;
Morning Glory 2005-2012 
Essential, 2004-2012 
Queer, Manchester 2003-2012
Spirit, Manchester 2001-2003
Velvet, Leeds 1998-2001
Fibre, Leeds 1998-2001

He has also DJ'd at many other nights in Manchester and plays annually at various Pride events. During his time in Leeds he had guest sets at, Speed Queen, The Original Glasshouse, Handbags at Dawn and the Corn Exchange.

As well as his live performances he provides his followers with monthly mixes on SoundCloud for everyone to enjoy.

New tracks tagged #oof