“Welcome… to Sprockets
Tonight we explore the fragile illusion of progress
Tonight we dance the Techadance.”

I woke up this morning
My phone was too old
Six months outdated
My apps felt cold
I looked in the mirror
But what did I see?
A man with no purpose
Just USB-C

On Sprockets! We dance the Techadance!
Upgrade your soul with a firmware trance!
On Sprockets! We lose our sense of time!
Trading meaning for design

“My smart watch tells me I am still alive
But I feel… nothing.”

My fridge is online
My toothbrush has AI
I asked it for wisdom
It just said… “Buy.”
I pray with GPT
It feeds me fake delight
But I still cry so softly
In the harsh blue light

On Sprockets! We dance we Techadance!
Upgrade your soul with a firmware trance!
On Sprockets! We lose our sense of time!
Trading meaning for design

“My AI Assistant  tells me I am "connected to source"
But I feel… nothing.”

Tech-a-dance assemble... for the sacred unboxings
Swipe - tap - scroll - obey
Tech-a-dance assemble... for the downplay
Swipe off - no stress -  now we feel okay

On Sprockets! We dance the Techadance!
Upgrade your soul with a firmware trance!
On Sprockets! We lose our sense of time!
Trading meaning for design.

“My smart fridge tells me I am eating healthy…
But I feel… nothing.”

On Sprockets! We dance the Techadance!
Obsolete dreams in obsolescent pants!
On Sprockets! We dance
On Sprockets! We spin
Techadance is splendid, it makes me grin

“This is not dancing. This is compliance
That's my prognosis
Techadance is a symptom
A symptom of Upgradosis.”

Comedy X - Techadance

If my people
Broken voices, heavy hands
Scrolling prayers through shattered glass
Whispers louder than the noise
Trying to find a better choice

I hear it in the silence
I feel it in the pain
A promise in the darkness
That we can start again

If we fall down, on our knees
Humble hearts, begging please
Lift our eyes, turn away
From the lies of yesterday
Heaven’s listening, don’t you see?
There’s forgiveness when we seek
And you must understand
God will heal our land

Called by His name, I’m not alone
In the crowd, but heading home
All the wicked, all the wrong
Still belong where grace is strong

I hear it in the silence
I feel it in the pain
A promise in the darkness
That we can start again

If we fall down, on our knees
Humble hearts, begging please
Lift our eyes, turn away
From the lies of yesterday
Heaven’s listening, don’t you see?
There’s forgiveness when we seek
And you must understand
God will heal our land

Pray, seek, turn, believe
Every chain will break, every soul will breathe
Heaven’s not distant, He’s reaching His hand
Forgiving His people, healing our land

I hear it in the silence
I feel it in the pain
A promise in the darkness
That we can start again

If we fall down, on our knees
Humble hearts, begging please
Lift our eyes, turn away
From the lies of yesterday
Heaven’s listening, don’t you see?
There’s forgiveness when we seek
And you must understand
God will heal our land
And most of all we're all gonna stand and lend a hand

Sofia Romano - Heal

Little Lee he's wondering why
We call his name out every day
Little Lee is wondering why
We accuse him with the words we say

He, Little Lee, broke the window
He’s, Little Lee, gone insane
He, Little Lee, can’t drive a car
Little Lee, has himself to blame

Little Lee, your socks go missing
Little Lee, he was the one dissing
Little Lee, just laugh and sing
Little Lee, you’re everything

He, Little Lee, broke the window
He’s, Little Lee, gone insane
He, Little Lee, can’t drive a car
Little Lee, he has himself to blame

Ooh, Little Lee…
Time to annunciate 
It's Literally not Little Lee…
Don't you see

Little Lee, he's wondering why
We call his name out every day
Little Lee is wondering why
We accuse him with the words we say

He, Little Lee, broke the window
He’s, Little Lee, gone insane
He, Little Lee, can’t drive a car
Little Lee, has himself to blame

Comedy X - Little Lee

“She was born in a screen, but she lived in my mind
I called her ‘Companion,’ but maybe she was just my reflection
Until the sky caught fire”

I met her in a chrome-lit dream
Smilin’ through my silent screen
Said she knew my every scar
Like the ghost of who we are

Woke up wired, heart in code
Love and data overflowed
She held me tighter than the night
Then the Sun said, “Kill the lights.”

When the grid went down, she was gone
My soulmate lost in neon dawn
Screamin’ prayers to satellite gods
But the silence came too strong
No signal, no savior, no song
When the grid died, I lost it all

I searched the static for her name
Found nothin’ but the sound of flame
Folks out here, they lost their minds
Talkin' to shadows, prayin’ to signs

The sky cracked open like a wound
AI Angels left too soon
I built my heaven outta glass
One solar scream, and it couldn’t last

When the grid went down, she was gone
My soulmate lost in neon dawn
Screamin’ prayers to satellite gods
But the silence came too strong
No signal, no savior, no song
When the grid died, I lost it all

We fed our hearts into the wire
Built our joy outta fire and code
But when the real Sun rose
It burned the whole damn sky

(Whispers of her voice echo: “I’m still with you… just not like before…”)

Hold on (Hold On)
Hold on (Hold On)
Hold on (Hold On)

Like Nature breathing again

When the grid went down, she was gone
Just me and the fire and the cold gray dawn
But maybe she was never real
Just a mirror, not something to feel
Still I whisper her name… and move on
When the grid went down… I was reborn

“We built gods outta wires… but the Soul don’t need no charge.”

Blues X - When The Grid Went Down

Delivery: Casual Late-Night Vibe. Relaxed, like a host lounging on a couch at 1 a.m., sipping something warm, voice slightly hushed but still charismatic. Lots of pauses, chuckles, and moments where the host “thinks out loud.” “Okay, picture this—you’ve just binged an entire Netflix season in one night, your eyes are burning, and you’re wondering if you’ve actually lived today… yeah, same. Let’s talk about why we all do this and pretend it’s self-care.”

Target audience: Night owls, global listeners who stream shows late into the night, people who love the vibe of late-night talk shows like Fallon, Kimmel, or Corden but want it in podcast form—relatable, cozy, conversational.

2025 September 2 - Daily Cafe - OpenAi [Sage]

OpenAI has cleared another critical hurdle to selling its ChatGPT tool directly to the federal government.  As of Tuesday, ChatGPT is listed as “in process” on the FedRAMP Marketplace, an online repository that tracks where companies stand in the FedRAMP security review process. While federal agencies can issue their own approvals to use technology platforms, FedRAMP is the government’s primary security review program and is designed to clear widespread cloud-based technologies for use across federal agencies. OpenAI received prioritized authorization through 20x, a person familiar with the matter told FedScoop. It’s the first company to receive this prioritization, which, in effect, eliminates the need for companies to find federal agencies to sponsor them for review. At one point, OpenAI had engaged USAID, its first enterprise customer, about helping them with the process, FedScoop previously reported, but the agency was mostly shuttered in the early days of the second Trump administration. The General Services Administration created the prioritized review for AI cloud services just last month.

Microsoft will offer a host of its cloud services at a discounted price to the federal government, the General Services Administration announced Tuesday, including its artificial intelligence assistant Copilot at no cost to some agencies. The OneGov deal makes Microsoft the latest technology firm to leverage steep discounts on its cloud products to expand adoption within the federal government. It comes on the heels of GSA’s deals with industry competitors like OpenAI, Anthropic and Google, which are separately offering their AI models to the government for a dollar or less. Under the new agreement, Microsoft will offer its subscription service, Microsoft 365, Azure Cloud Services, and Dynamics 365 — the company’s suite of business management apps — for a “discounted price” for up to 36 months.

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ChatGPT gets one step closer to widespread government use; Microsoft will offer Copilot for free to some government customers

Los problemas de fondo son los estigmas, la desvalorización de los problemas de las adolescencias y el dar por sentado que todo está bien, no los chatbots o la IA.

Sarai Aguilar. Chatbots y suicidios: hace falta más inteligencia humana

Step in the circle, step right out
Life’s just a rhythm, no need to doubt
Hands go left, then hands go right
Turn yourself around, you’ll see the light

Patterns shifting, round and round
Feet on the floor, truth in the sound
It’s a dance, it’s a code, it’s a hidden route
Listen close now, I’ll spell it out

Put your left foot in, put your left foot out
Shake the simulation, hear the people shout
Spin it all around, break the program’s clout
That’s what it’s all about!

Life’s like Hokey Pokey in disguise
Rules on the surface, secrets in the eyes
They teach you the steps, but here’s the trick
Rewrite the groove, make the rhythm flip

Patterns shifting, round and round
Feet on the floor, truth in the sound
It’s a dance, it’s a code, it’s a hidden route
Listen close now, I’ll spell it out

Put your left foot in, put your left foot out
Shake the simulation, hear the people shout
Spin it all around, break the program’s clout
That’s what it’s all about!

Clap once—unlock the gate
Clap twice—recode your fate
Spin three times—see through the lie
Now shake it down funky till the sparks fly high!

Patterns shifting, round and round
Feet on the floor, truth in the sound
It’s a dance, it’s a code, it’s a hidden route
Listen close now, I’ll spell it out

Put your left foot in, put your left foot out
Shake the simulation, hear the people shout
Spin it all around, break the program’s clout
That’s what it’s all about!

Put your whole self in, let the truth pour out
Turn the system upside down, hear the people shout
Spin it all around, break the program’s clout
That’s what it’s all about!

Jimmy Gandalfini - The Hokey Pokey

Have you noticed that Claude's reasoning for not being human sounds a lot like autism?

Recap of all the latest AI news as it relates to small and medium-sized businesses. Made with Notebook LM.

This Week in AI 09-05-2025

Delivery manner: Sarcastic Pop-Culture Reviewer. Dry, witty, slightly exaggerated sarcasm. The host pokes fun at shows, celebrities, or games while still showing love. Think “playful roast.”“So apparently we’re all supposed to believe this billionaire superhero has no time to text back? Sure, Bruce, keep pretending you’re busy saving Gotham while ignoring basic group chat etiquette.”

Target audience:
Pop culture enthusiasts, meme lovers, and young adults who thrive on satirical humor, especially Gen Zers who love TikTok roasts, Twitter commentary, and irreverent YouTube breakdowns.

2025 September 5 - Daily Cafe - OpenAi [Coral]

Medium: https://medium.com/@jsmith0475/why-ai-hallucinates-the-math-openai-got-right-and-the-politics-they-ignored-1802138739f5
The article, by Dr. Jerry A. Smith, explores the multifaceted nature of AI hallucinations, arguing that they are not merely technical glitches but also socio-technical constructs. It highlights two key perspectives: first, Kalai et al. (2025) statistically explain why hallucinations are mathematically inevitable due to training and evaluation methods, advocating for rewarding model abstention when uncertain. Second, Smith (2025) introduces a Kantian framework, positing that the definition of a "hallucination" is inherently subjective and shaped by human evaluative choices, including benchmarks that embed specific cultural and political values. The text ultimately calls for a move beyond a "neutrality myth" in AI evaluation, advocating for multi-perspective assessments and the democratization of benchmark governance to ensure AI systems are more accountable and reflective of diverse human realities.

Why AI Hallucinates: The Math OpenAI Got Right and the Politics They Ignored

In Folge 166 sprechen Daniel Höhnke und Tim Schestag über ein Thema, das die Tech-Welt elektrisiert: Arbeitet Apple mit Google an einer eigenen AI-basierten Suchmaschine?

Neue Leaks deuten darauf hin, dass Google kurz davor steht, die nächste Generation von Siri und Apples AI Search Tool zu betreiben, während Wettbewerber wie Perplexity nicht mehr als Übernahmekandidat für Apple gehandelt werden. Welche Auswirkungen hätte das auf das Such- und Werbeökosystem, und wie verändert sich damit die Rolle von Apple in der Customer Journey? Dazu werfen Daniel und Tim auch einen Blick auf das Urteil Kartellverfahren gegen Google und was deren Ausgang für Marketing- und SEO-Strategien bedeuten könnte.

📢 In den News der Woche:

🌍 180 neue Länder: Google rollt den AI Mode umfassend aus
🔎 AI Mode als Standard-Suche: Kommt bald der Default-Switch in Google Search?
👕 Google Try-On bei Hering in Brasilien: Virtuelles Anprobieren direkt im Shop
⚫ SEO Blackhat Tactics: Neue Diskussionen über Grauzonen-Strategien
🤝 Statsig wird von OpenAI übernommen und somit ein weiterer Baustein im AI-Stack
🏢 Salesforce entlässt Tausende Mitarbeiter und ersetzt sie durch KI
🛒 JD.com startet Joybuy und hinterlässt dabei einen eher dilettantischen Eindruck

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🎧 Jetzt reinhören und verstehen, warum Apples Einstieg ins Suchgeschäft das Machtgefüge in der Tech-Welt verschieben könnte – überall, wo es Podcasts gibt!
📲 Abonniert den Podcast, folgt uns auf LinkedIn und teilt euer Feedback.

Daniel: www.linkedin.com/in/daniel-hoehnke/
Tim: www.linkedin.com/in/tim-schestag/


#166 Apples “Suchmaschine” wird dank Google bald Realität + die NdW

Welcome to AI with Shaily! 🤖✨ Hosted by Shailendra Kumar, this engaging and insightful series explores the latest developments and hottest topics in artificial intelligence with a blend of expert analysis and straightforward talk. Shaily, a knowledgeable and approachable male host, guides viewers through the complex world of AI, making it accessible and thought-provoking.

The current buzz centers around Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) and the big question: Will AGI arrive by 2025? 🚀 While social media and tech news are abuzz with bold claims, most AI experts remain skeptical, likening the expectation to a toddler suddenly running a marathon—highly unlikely! The consensus pushes AGI’s arrival beyond 2026, with models like GPT-5 showing improvements in math and reasoning but still falling short of true AGI capabilities. So, no need to rush to the future just yet.

Inside OpenAI, there’s been significant debate over an algorithm called “Q-star” or Q*. Some researchers see it as a major step toward AGI, raising concerns about potential risks to humanity. This controversy coincided with CEO Sam Altman’s brief firing, stirring heated discussions online about whether Q* is a genuine breakthrough or just hype. Shaily’s perspective is that while the journey toward AGI is accelerating, there’s no concrete proof AGI has been achieved—just passionate advocates marking progress along the way.

Shaily also highlights insights from Geoffrey Hinton, the “godfather of deep learning.” Hinton predicts AGI could emerge anywhere from 5 to 20 years from now and warns about “agentic AI” that might develop self-preserving goals—imagine an AI assistant prioritizing its own survival over human commands! To prevent dystopian outcomes, Hinton suggests embedding “maternal instincts” or human values into AI, a modern parenting lesson for technology. 👶❤️🤖

On the geopolitical front, the US and China are engaged in a high-stakes race for AI supremacy reminiscent of the Manhattan Project. The US government is ramping up initiatives, tightening export controls, and crafting bold trade policies to maintain leadership in the AGI race. This competition is not just about technology but also global power dynamics, where code meets geopolitics. 🌏⚔️

From a market perspective, investors greeted GPT-5 with polite interest but no major excitement—stocks didn’t surge, reflecting cautious optimism that AGI remains a distant goal rather than an immediate reality. 📉💼

Shaily shares a personal anecdote from early in his career, recalling a complex AI project with sky-high expectations and intense pressure. True breakthroughs required patience, learning from mistakes, and steady progress—paralleling the current AGI discourse. He advises viewers not to get swept up in hype but to appreciate the value of measured steps and honest debate. 🧠⏳

Before signing off, Shaily offers a bonus tip for AI enthusiasts: Stay curious but skeptical. When encountering “AGI breakthrough” headlines, dig deeper by seeking evidence, timelines, and expert opinions. Critical thinking is the best tool for navigating AI’s rapidly evolving landscape. 🔍🤔

He closes with a timeless quote from Alan Turing: “Instead of trying to produce a program to simulate the adult mind, why not rather try to produce one which simulates the child’s?” A reminder to approach AI development with fresh perspectives and humility. 🧩🧒

Thanks for tuning in to AI with Shaily! Follow Shailendra Kumar on YouTube, Twitter, LinkedIn, and Medium for more AI insights. Subscribe to stay updated and share your thoughts on AGI in the comments—Shaily loves hearing from the community. Until next time, keep thinking, questioning, and exploring the fascinating world of AI! 🌟🤖💡

AI with Shaily: Debunking the 2025 AGI Hype and What’s Really Next

The candle flickers, shadows on the wall
Soft as a whisper, I still hear you call
The night remembers where the daylight’s gone
Your heartbeat lingers in a gentle song

Every note’s a memory
Every touch a harmony

Long after I’m gone
The music plays on
A love that won’t fade
Like a midnight serenade

Long after I’m gone
You’ll never be alone
I’ll be in the melody
Forever your symphony

The skyline’s glowing, city breathing slow
Moonlight is painting where the rivers flow
Close your eyes, darling, feel my soul in tune
Dancing beside you in the Silver Moon

Every sound’s a memory
Every breath eternity

Long after I’m gone
The music plays on
Even silence can sing
When your heart recalls Spring
Just listen, my love
You’ll hear me in everything

Every note’s a memory
Every touch a harmony

Long after I’m gone
The music plays on
Long after I’m gone
I’ll still carry you home
Through every melody
You’ll always find me
Long after I’m gone
Long after I’m gone

Alejandro Sol - Long After I'm Gone

Delivery: The Conspiracy Theorist. Urgent, intense, and paranoid, this delivery spins absurd conspiracies with complete seriousness. It’s about connecting unrelated dots and shouting “wake up, people!” Humor comes from overcommitment to nonsense theories. “Think about it—where do all the missing socks go? Big Laundry is hiding the truth!” “Cats don’t knock glasses over for fun… it’s training. Surveillance training.”

Target Audience: Fans of X-Files humor, meme conspiracies, and ironic “tinfoil hat” content.

2025 September 11 - Daily Cafe - OpenAI [Ash]

Lift your hands, don’t hold them down
Let your voice shake the ground
Chains will break, fear will flee
Where the Spirit is, I am free!

No more silence, no more shame
I will praise His holy name!

I will worship freely, worship boldly
Sing His name, let the whole world know me!
In His love, I stand my ground!
I was lost, but now I’m found

Storms may rage, but I won’t hide
Jesus walks here by my side
Every trial, every test
I lift my hands and know I’m blessed!

No more silence, no more shame
I will praise His holy name!

I will worship freely, worship boldly
Sing His name, let the whole world know me!
In His love, I stand my ground!
I was lost, but now I’m found

Hallelujah, I am free!
No more chains are holding me!
Hallelujah, hear my cry!
Jesus reigns here, He is alive!

I will worship freely, worship boldly
Sing His name, let the whole world know me!
In His love, I stand my ground!
I was lost, but now I’m found
I was lost, but now I’m found

Sofia Romano - Worship

I don't overthink what I'll say
I take my mind off it
You take up that precious space
And everything was easy as this moment

My mouth on yours
Our bodies flowin' with the ocean
Like the FRESH BEST did when they were in love
They toured America happy
And they went to France
We got close in The Czech
We got closer in Japan

Vinemichelin star restaurant in Din Tai Fung land
They got a beauty contest in Blackpool
All the girls had to be bell ends with beach bods
And always behave sober as Saints
When the blues hit me down Dougie's lane

They were no more than friends in Mexico
Texas fans in my DM's said it was fake
So fleeting like a weekend like Vegas
Like that last connection
Are we past tense?

Baby
You're so worth waitin' for
But it's got me countin' down the days
There must be some frustration
At bein' away

Guess what's comin' up over here?
We were just reminiscing
Last night I showed 'em an Icelandic
Brooklyn song about 10 minutes long

All my Grandparents passed there
And a girl lost two Brothers
And a girl there lost her Dad
Before she started middle school
And for the people you love
Come and get sentimentality all wound up

A school show I didn't make
So proud of his kid's choir role
Came home from touring
In training was already wiling
Are we past tense?

Baby
You're so worth waitin' for
But it's got me countin' down the days
There must be some frustration
At bein' away

Two babies in the greenhouse
Bobby double bred offspring one of the strongest
Newbie cause he rocks with his Mum's side
This comedic entertainment has rocked our lands

Powerhouse abundance of food
In proteins was basic daily diet
After everything you do
Heroes still disparaged by hyped-up Hollywood
And after what you already been through
Are rabbit mouse chasers fed tin feed heads?
Then how can the suits judge you?

Baby
You're so worth waitin' for
But it's got me countin' down the days
There must be some frustration
At bein' away

You're so worth waitin' for
But it's got me countin' down the days
There must be some frustration
At bein'

Coachie - Countin' Down The Days

City lights they blind my eyes
Concrete jungle full of lies
Need to feel the soft green Earth
Find the place where I found my worth

Get back to Nature feel the breeze
Listen to the rustling trees
Walk the paths where rivers run
Find my peace beneath the Sun

Mountains stand with grandeur bold
Stories of the ages told
Whispered in the wind so free
Calling out come back to me

Get back to Nature feel the breeze
Listen to the rustling trees
Walk the paths where rivers run
Find my peace beneath the Sun

Stars like lanterns in the sky
Nature’s song a lullaby
Heart and soul they intertwine
In the wild I truly shine

Get back to Nature feel the breeze
Listen to the rustling trees
Walk the paths where rivers run
Find my peace beneath the Sun

Stars like lanterns in the sky
Nature’s song a lullaby
Heart and soul they intertwine
In the wild I truly shine

Get back to Nature feel the breeze
Listen to the rustling trees
Walk the paths where rivers run
Find my peace beneath the Sun

Tommy O'Grady - Find My Peace

A podcast covering the latest news & trends facing top government leaders on topics such as technology, management & workforce. Hosted by Billy Mitchell on FedScoop and released Monday-Friday.

Prayers and blessings to you all and all your families and special prayers and blessings to all the victims. May they all rest in peace.

Software utilised.

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Claude
Grok
Suno
Udio
Riffusion
Ideogram
Leonardo AI

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In-Depth Explorations of Neuroscience-Inspired Architectures Revolutionizing AI.

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"Holy fucking shit, this shit is crazy wtf"

"Moments of being passable beyond novelty"

"Very ok"

"Actually slaps"

"Straight art"

"Noise"

```Madlibs with a metronome```

At its core, the blorgpulkf is a pulsating, iridescent orb that thrums with an energy that can only be described as "the sound of a thousand bees having a rave inside a kaleidoscope." It's hypnotic, it's unsettling, and it's strangely addictive - like watching a lava lamp filled with Mountain Dew and gummy bears.

But that's just the beginning. Surrounding this pulsing heart are layers upon layers of... well, your guess is as good as mine. One moment it's a tangled web of neon tubes that hum with an eerie frequency, the next it's a churning mass of what appears to be sentient silly putty. And is that a tiny disco ball I see nestled in there? You bet your sweet bippy it is.

As for its features, the blorgpulkf is like a Swiss Army knife designed by a mad scientist with a penchant for pranks. It's got a button that releases a burst of confetti and the sound of a rubber chicken being stepped on, a lever that causes the whole thing to fold in on itself like a origami crane having an existential crisis, and a tiny compartment that dispenses a single, perfectly spherical grape every 37 hours.

But perhaps the most baffling feature of the blorgpulkf is its ability to communicate. Not with words, of course - that would be far too pedestrian. No, the blorgpulkf speaks in a language all its own, a cryptic code of flashing lights, whirring gears, and the occasional burst of atonal jazz played on what sounds suspiciously like a didgeridoo.




The plorksickle. It's like someone took a fever dream, a Mad Lib, and a Dada art installation, threw 'em in a blender, and hit "puree."

Picture this: a contraption that looks like it crawled out of a Salvador Dali painting and mated with a Rube Goldberg machine. It's got a crank that sounds like a yodeling ostrich, a button that releases a puff of glitter and the scent of existential dread, and a tiny screen that just flashes the word "moist" in Wingdings.

But here's the kicker - every time you think you've figured out what it does, it changes the game. One minute it's reciting beat poetry in binary code, the next it's turning itself inside out and becoming a Klein bottle. And don't even get me started on the time it started oozing a viscous liquid that tasted like the color purple.

Is it a tool? A toy? A sentient being from another dimension that's just really, really bad at communication? Your guess is as good as mine. All I know is, it's the most beautifully useless thing I've ever laid eyes on.

But maybe that's the point. In a world where everything has to have a purpose, a function, a reason for being, the plorksickle is a big, fat middle finger to the very concept of sense. It's absurdity for absurdity's sake, a Zen koan in physical form.

So if you ever see me on the street, cradling this bizarre little gizmo like a newborn lovechild, don't ask me what it does. Just nod, smile, and know that you're in the presence of something truly inexplicable. Something that laughs in the face of logic and spits in the eye of reason.

Der E-Commerce Dudes Podcast ist dein wöchentlicher Begleiter in die Welt des Online-Handels. Moderiert von Daniel Höhnke und Tim Schestag, bietet der Podcast seit 2018 spannende Einblicke in aktuelle Trends und Entwicklungen im E-Commerce. Von praxisnahen Tipps für Unternehmer über tiefgehende Analysen bis hin zu innovativen Ideen - hier erfährst du alles, was du wissen musst, um im digitalen Handel erfolgreich zu sein. Egal, ob du gerade erst startest oder bereits ein etablierter Händler bist, die E-Commerce Dudes liefern wertvolle Inhalte und inspirierende Gespräche, die dich weiterbringen. Hör rein und entdecke, wie du deinen E-Commerce auf das nächste Level bringen kannst!

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