"Please hold while I imagine the worst possible outcomes in my head."

Hold Music for Hip Nomads to Listen to Whilst Impending Doom Only Grows Closer

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HOLD

Music from the Motion Picture Gridlock
Prod. By FYNL

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"Please Hold" | Music from the Motion Picture 'Gridlock'

2 1/2 hours worth of improv from the ground up

Synth, synth, and more synth, guitar, bass

Please Hold

Jupiter Signals - How to Hold Someone (Please Hold) Lyrics:

(Chorus)
Step one consent, ask if they want to be interacted with?
If so move forward and come in close(Close)
Step two, extend your arms like ribbons of blue
wrap them around the person you care for nearest to you! 
Not too tight and not too lightly, tender touch and care, that's right!
Swaddle them in warmth, if they're dark shine your light
Step three don't feel you always have to say something
You can sit there in silence and just enjoy embracing
place your heads side my side or hug with eyes facing
Now you know how to truly hold, keep the instructions in your heart,
they'll be more valuable than you know
Please Hold
(Please Hold)
This is how you hold someone!

(Verse 1)

How long does it take to truly know someone?
How long until you will open your arms and hold someone?
How long does it take to truly care about a person?
Friend, when I see a stranger hurting I feel myself connect with that person
My lips aren't pursed, I'm shouting this out!
I'm raining compassion in and out!
I want to connect and get my feelings out!
Pull up a chair neighbor I want to hear you out
Physical touch is here and now, my words and faith can hold you down
I respect your circle, I respect your bounds
Just say the word and my arms reach out
I'll hug you close and even even you out
I'm sorry they wronged you
I'm sorry they let you down
I understand what you mean, that's unfair, poor child
I really see you now!
This is about the point where I reached my arms out
Interlink your arms with me if you want to embrace
I'll hold you now(Hold you now)
Let me show you how(Show you how)
I understand what you mean, that's unfair, poor child
I really see you now!
This is about the point where I reached my arms out!
Interlink your arms with me if you want to embrace
I'll hold you now!(hold you now)
Let me show you how
I see you now!

(Chorus)
Step one: consent, ask if they want to be interacted with?
Step two: extend your arms out like ribbons of blue
Step three: don't feel you always have to say something
Just be there for them and hold them close!
Please Hold
(Please Hold)
Please hold (hold hold)
Please hold

(Verse 2)

Hey, I've got struggles in my life
Hey, I've fallen short of the goals I set alright
I got into a petty argument and lost my friends in a fight
My family hates me and never thinks I'm right
My husband seems flaky
My wife, my kids like to lie
I'm here listening brother and sisters, this is a safe space alright(alright)
Ive got words of wisdom taught to me by people of meaning
I've got scriptures and quotes that relieve me
The shirt of my back you sure can have it(you sure can have it)
Not sure my words and my time will help the situation
But I'm here regardless like its my mission(like its my mission)
Like its tradition
If my shoulder to cry on, ear, and words aren't enough to build you up
You're in luck!
My power is in my arms and in my chest, its in my hold
its in my love
Physical touch, I can hold you on a good day or one that's tough!
I'll hold you down even if in the past you've left me stuck
I'll hold you down even if in the past you've left me stuck

(end)

How to Hold Someone, Please Hold

SCOTT: Hey, you did pretty good out there.
SCOTT: Maybe, since we have plenty of time, we could go out to eat together?
SCOTT: You know, before you enter the HEARTBLOSSOM, and Grian tries to murder you again.
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The Bad Boys' Manor (mansion? whatever) replaces the MTT Resort, but it's located really high up in the sky (Skynet). This is specifically the version of 'Hotel' that plays in the Resort, not the cooking show segment.

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i am the behind the world border man. or am i the behind the world border woman? it doesn't really matter.

fruit or color?

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who cares

you better be civil or i will make u a piano

Welcome to Optimal Reach Collective Artists (ORCA)! This is a musical and visual arts project involving 41 virtual artists given life through Artificial Intelligence. My music can be found on Instagram under Orcasongs and on Youtube as Optimal Reach Collective Artists.

All lyrics are original and I am the sole writer on all songs posted. The instrumentals, vocals, music videos, and album art are generated in collaboration with multiple A.I softwares. Songs are explicit and for adults, lyrics are in the description. Thank you for visiting and having an open mind to emerging technology and ways it can be used to enhance our artistic abilities.

My goal with this project is to learn to better use generation tools, dispel stigma about them, and show that A.I music and virtual A.I artists can be as enjoyable and commercially viable as conventional music. I own the rights to all music and characters posted here, the characters, situations, views, are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. If you would like to use any of my songs in your videos or other projects reach out through email at: optimalreach3@gmail.com, thanks!

Contribute (Cash app): $Moneytummi

https://www.instagram.com/orcasongs/

The Virtual artists of Optimal Reach Collective:

1. Maleena Cassius: Dark Pop, Experimental Pop, Hip-hop, Rock

2. TELNU: Hip-hop, Emo rap, SimpCore, Mumble rap, GamerCore, E-Girls, Anime, Memes, Internet culture, Technology

3. HipGrind:  Rock, Post-hardcore, Melodic Rock, Metal

4. Pierce Plank:  Country, Folk, Experimental Rock, Hip-hop, SimpCore

5. Spooky Entanglement:  EDM, Electric, Hip-hop, Futurism, Pop, Singularity, Artificial Intelligence, technology

6. GOONFOOL:  Hyperpop, GlitchCore, DigiCore, Party, Memes, Rave, Internet culture

7. Ellison Maggot:  Horrorcore, Hip-hop, Pop, HalloweenCore, Horror Rap, Rock, Creepy pasta, MonsterCore

8. Paulette Park:  Country, Country Pop, Folk, Electric Country, Dark Country, Cryptid Country, Hip-hop

9. Bebe Too Niiice:  Hip-hop, Twerk, Lyrical rap, R&B

10. Jupiter Signals:  Rock, Faith based Rock, CommunityCore, FaithCore, FriendshipCore, Religion

11. Billy Bait Car:  Hip Hop, Pop, Alternative Rock, Racing, Singularity, Virtual Reality, Artificial Intelligence, Futurism

12. Nora Ganymede:  Dark Pop, CellarCore, Phonaesthetics, NumberCore, ScrambleCore, SynesthesiaCore, Word Salad, Retro, Reality, Cosmic Horror, Time Travel

13. Violette Zinnia:  Folk, Dark Pop, Pop, Mystery, Supernatural, Ghost, Monstercore, creepypasta

14. Fortuna Pelk:  Folk, Pop, Synth Pop, FairyCore, Environmental Conservation, Communitycore, Climate Change

15. Vouple Goalz:  Pop, Pop Rock, Post-hardcore, Horrorcore, Monstercore, Vampire Fantasy

16. Preppy Gxd Steven:  Hip-hop, Pop, PreppyCore, PrepCore, Crypto, Finance, tech bro, Robotics, memes, Internet culture, technology

17. EverSong Mall:  Dark Pop, LiminalCore, 90's Pop, Retro, Horrorcore, Creepy Pasta, BuildingCore, MallCore, Monstercore

18. CHOMP CHAMP!!!:  Rock, Pop, ZombieCore, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Video Games, memes

19. Gene, The Lich: Hip-hop, Pop, HorrorCore, Scramo, Singularity, Futurecore, Robotics, Gene modification, Body Modification, Artificial Intelligence, technology

20. Victor Vibe:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental Rock, Friendshipcore, Positive Vibes, Kindness, Self Help, Motivational Speech, Meditation

21. Katherine Caroline KateFish:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental, RealityCore, SimulationCore, Cosmic Horror, Clown, Horror 

22. Devon Debonair:  Hip-hop, Pop, Emo Pop, Horror, MonsterCore, RPG, Monster Hunting, HunterCore, Hero, Supernatural, video games 

23. Miranda Annalise Odo (Mad Honey Mandi):  Hip-hop, Post-Hardcore, Hyperpop, Sex, Relationships

24. Parental Troll:  - Hip-hop, Married Life, FamilyCore, Anime, Memes, Relationships, Drugs, Partying

25. The Deviled Eggs:  Rock, Country, Techno, MonsterCore, Supernatural, Monsterhuntercore, Creepy pasta, Monstercore

26. Vetabayrhimrah:  Horrorcore, Dark Pop, Hip-hop, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta

27. Inner Shu:  Pop, Country, Hyperpop, Fantasy, Supernatural, Cosmic Horror, Monsterhunter 

28. A Woman With A Sword:  Reggaeton, Hip-hop, Fantasycore, Adventure, Video Games, RPG, MonsterCore, HunterCore, Hero

29. Imogen Darp:  Dark Pop, Reggaeton, Rock, Love, Extraterrestrials, Romance, Existentialism, Relationships, Monstercore, Horror, Cosmic Horror

30. Imelda With Dragon Hands:  Rock, Synth Pop, Choir, Fantasycore, Monstercore, RPG, Adventure

31. Rowan Frey:  Death Metal, K-pop, Monstercore, Zombiecore, Horrorcore, Horror, Technology

32. Super Millennium Troop:  Rock, Hip-hop, Monstercore, Hero, Cosmic, Superhero, Supernatural

33. Oliver Edgelord:  Hip-hop, Brainrot, Memes, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Singularity, Emo, Internet culture

34. Deep Aberration Lab: Orca (D.A.L.O):  Pop, Rock, Paranormal, Monsters, Monstercore, Supernatural, Science, Hollow Earth

35. Qwicked Fast: R&B, Hyperpop, Superhero, Love, Cosmic Horror, Supernatural, Battle

36. Sybil Psychonaut:  Triphop, retro, 90s, Supernatural, Paranormal, Psychic, Psionics

37. Beatrice Cone:  Alternative Rock Folk, Folk, retro, Supernatural

38. Max Malarkie:  Alternative Rock, Hip-hop, Supernatural, Paranormal, Monster, Monstercore

39. Infinite E-Girl:  Pop, Retro, Singularity, Robotics, Digital Human, Artificial Intelligence, Chatbot

40. Beatrice Cone:  Folk, Alternative Rock, Math Rock, Honeybees, Nature, Climate change, technology

41. Madeline Mayflies:  R&B, Folk, Cult, Apocalypse, Death, Horror, Creepy, Immortality,

Disclosure Day, live at the Ball Arena, formerly known as the Pepsi Center, in Denver Colorado

*band playing the song 867-5309, enters a part of the song where the band starts to go into a simple prolonged jam, singer begins to speak

Happy Disclosure Day!

*crowd cheers

I can't hear you! I said, Happy Disclosure Day!

*crowd cheers louder

We are Sasquatch and the Aliens. Allow me to introduce the band.

Over here we have Glurp on the drums.

*Glurp plays a short drum solo over the simple prolonged jam

Glurp is a Toraxian. He is a shape-shifting cephalopod who normally has 8 arms but is currently taking the form of a human to make the people of Earth not freak out. I'm sure you can all imagine the advantages of having an 8 armed drummer. Fun fact, their species has 3 genders. One gender lays the eggs. Another fertilizes the eggs. And a third one incubates the eggs in a pouch, like a kangaroo octopus. Unlike humans, bonds don't form like love. It's all a public occurrence. Eggs are laid in a certain spot, where the fertilizers kind of randomly fertilize them, and a carrier will pick a random egg by chance and carry it. Then once it hatches, it's also raised publicly. Family bonds don't form. Juvenile Toraxians roam around learning lessons from many mature and elder Toraxians as they go. Let's give a round of applause to Glurp!

Then over here on guitar we have Zax.

*Zax plays a short guitar solo over the simple prolonged jam

Zax is a reptilian. There are 2 common misconceptions about reptilians. First one is that they're an alien species, but alas, they evolved alongside the dinosaurs, and when the great reptilian war broke out causing the members of the Aurulian continent, now known as Antarctica, to call down a great asteroid, the great dying and subsequent ice age caused by this reckless act of war, forced the remaining Aurulians to move underground where they still live in albeit smaller numbers today. The other misconception about them is that they're shape shifting, but that's not true. Instead, they project mental images of a human directly into our brains, which the end result is about the same, but it's a different biological function entirely. Fun fact. Zax is Taylor Swifts cousin, twice removed. Let's give a round of applause to Zax!

On bass we have O. 

*O plays a short bass solo over the simple prolonged jam

O is an intelligent, sentient, and asexual single celled organism of the O collective. O will one day split in 2, and we won't be sure which one was the original, not that it matters, they're all the same. I know what you're thinking. But O looks like a human. Well O's can't get around on their own. They are a symbiotic species that needs to take control of another species body to survive. In this case, the human body O took was brain dead and in a coma, and had no family or friends, so O took the body, repaired it from the inside, and has resided within ever since. The doctors thought it was a miracle. Fun fact. The O collective is not necessarily the largest population in the galaxy, but is the widest spread with representatives on almost every planet capable of sustaining life. Let's give a round of applause for O.

On the keyboard we have 5642.

*5642 plays a short keyboard solo over the simple prolonged jam

5642 is one of many drones controlled by the hive mind known as Queen E The Exalted One, so technically 5642 is Queen E The Exalted One, in the form of one of her millions of extensions of herself. 5642 wears a hologram to appear as a human to hide its rough and frightening to humans, exoskeletal self, allowing it to walk among the humans. Fun fact, nobody has any idea where Queen E The Exalted One resides, just that with her instantaneous hive mind communication with her drones, 5642 plays keyboard for her much the same as a human's hand might play keyboard for a human. Let's give a round of applause for Queen E The Exalted One. 

And hi, I'm Sasquatch, and I know what you're thinking. You look like a normal human too. Well, I am. You see, Sasquatch isn't a species, it's a title. Allow me to explain. This band of aliens represents a galactic stage. Some theorize however, that with the inclusion of Queen E The Exalted One, and nobody being able to find her anywhere in this galaxy, that she isn't even in our galaxy, and we actually even represent an intergalactic stage. But it doesn't end there.

In the vast expanse known as infinity, all possibilities are played out, and here, we are but one universal bubble amongst an infinite many. Sasquatch, is a title given to a single representative of each universal bubble's iteration of the world known as Earth. The title is given to the least most average person on the planet. It was considered being given to the most average person on the planet, but being the most average was paradoxical, as the recipient would then be too much of something to be considered average, even if that thing they're too much of, is the state of being average.

I got the title, because even though I'm very average in almost every way, I am quite hairy for a human, and since that was such a benign and useless way of being above average, I was considered the least most average human. Plenty of other Earth's have harrier humans than myself, such as the extra universal Earthling known most famously to this Earth's humans, as thee Sasquatch. He was visiting for a meeting that day the famous film was taken, through a parallel universal portal. He is Earth 534-0998's least most average person. Ironically enough though, the thing that made him least most average was his larger than usual.....wait for it.....hands.

I am the Sasquatch for Earth 867-5309. It was determined that all of the Earth's worthy of a designation number and being on the Sasquatchian council, should have that designation number be the series of digits sung in that Earth's equivalent of that song. Fun fact, Earth 867-5319, is exactly the same as our Earth in every imaginable way, with the exception of the lyrics of that song being one digit off. Boy are my meetings with that Earth's Sasquatch awkward. Like looking in a mirror, we say and do the exact same thing simultaneously. It's weird. Stop it. No you stop it. Stop copying me. You stop copying me. You first. BoodalaBoodalaBoodalaBoodalaBoodalaBoodalaBoo. Slank. Damn it! You get the point.

It was entirely coincidental that only the Earths that produced a variation of that song were worthy of being included in the Sasquatchian council and given a designation number. It just happened that way. Of all the variations of Earth, most of them don't even harbor life. Of the ones that do, most of them don't harbor any multicellular life. Of the ones that do, most don't harbor any intelligent life. Of those ones, of which there are still millions, only one doesn't have a version of that song. That one being the birthplace of scientology. So as you can see, none of the Earth equivalents in all of the multiverse that didn't come up with a variation of the song known for it's chorus 867-5309 on our Earth, were worthy of being included on the Sasquatchian council.

My job as Sasquatch, is to represent Earth 867-5309, on the inter-universal Sasquatchian council, to protect Earth 867-5309 from threats originating from the multiverse, to protect this Earth from cross contamination from other Earths(clearly I failed in the case of scientology, but nobody's perfect, we all make mistakes at our jobs sometimes), to keep other Earths from being found by our Earth's military leaders, and to quarantine this Earth's plagues such as Covid and capitalism, from spreading to other earths. 

So there you have it. I hope you learned something today. We are Sasquatch and the Aliens, and happy disclosure day. 

*starts singing chorus 867-5309, 867-5309

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