plop!

wake up (prod. Bo Jack)

Found this laying around, totally forgot about it. 

The Ploppening (unfinished song)

lyrics:

I want to fuck and this bitch gon nut when I’m taking her clothes off
She melt like a Klondike 
I got harddrive 
I had a hard time
Cus you a dyke, bitch
You is a pike, fish
Stay away from sucking dick
I had 200 dollars just to spend it quick
This bitch calling my phone she could probably quit

Yuh yuh yuh yuh
Bank account to full for all these bitches now
Finna blow like Hiroshima in my town (Ay, Ay)

Can’t fuck no ugly ass bitch
She got a ass but a harry as clit
My jokes hit like a brick 
Make your bitch wanna come bebmy babysit
Better call that lawyer
Baby I’m brick up and it’s for ya 
Let me control ya
There’s no rules is California

If I catch a sentence
just know that I probably meant it
Fuck up like my mind demented
Don’t come back cus I crave repentance
Too broke for all the losers
Keep that life and you stay aprentice 
Make beats that make me clueless
Then I spit ass like I’m at the dentist 

Baby, what you gonna do for me tommorow
Baby, I can’t have no love without you
Baby, what you gonna do for me tommorow
Baby, I can’t have no love without you
Baby, what you gonna do for me tommorow
Baby, I can’t have no love without you

How could you know?
All that I know is fucking these bitches and fucking these hoes
Stay making money from working at home
I stay with the heat I’m melting the snow
Yo, shawty put them checks up first
Baby up next, put them racks up first
shawty put them checks up first
Baby up next, put them racks up first
Too many vibes, too many motels
You in the car when I’m in the hotel
I was just keeping it clean
You was just here saying keep it a bean

not good try again

she wanna suck it on camera

Grow Up

R.eg

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Plop - Wij Zoeken Een Schat Frenchore Remix (DJ Wulfy)

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Plop - Wij Zoeken Een Schat Frenchcore Remix (DJ Wulfy)

Chicago Style Kids. And I need a big fat dookie

[Verse 1]
I couldn’t hold it in, I'm losing all control
The shitter is a stones through, but I paid the toll.
The room went quiet, my asshole feels sore,
A record scratched, and I'm pooing on the floor.

[Pre-Chorus]
You said “Oh god, what the fuck is this mess!?”
But baby, I must confess…

[Chorus]
I’m pooing on the floor (oh yeah),
Slippin’, slidin’, falling down,
Slippin’, slidin’ in the brown
Pooing on the floor woooooooooooahh
slip slip slipp and a dip dip
Shitting out a poo, im gonna let it rip
Slippin’, slidin’, falling down,
Slippin’, slidin’ in the brown
Pooing on the floor woooooooooooahh.

Pooing right on the fucking floor you cunt.

Sniff it.

[Verse 2]
Everyone stopped and their eyes are locked on my sphinct
What are you looking at paul, my hole just stinks
Covering in the floor in my boom boom
Moonwalk through the chocolate river, in the room room

[Pre-Chorus]
You said “Get the fuck out of my house! you cant just shit on the floor and dance around you absolute fucking disgusting loser”
But baby, I'm a poo poo abuser.

[Chorus]
I’m pooing on the floor (oh yeah),
Slippin’, slidin’, falling down,
Slippin’, slidin’ in the brown
Pooing on the floor woooooooooooahh
slip slip slipp and a dip dip
Shitting out a poo, im gonna let it rip
Slippin’, slidin’, falling down,
Slippin’, slidin’ in the brown
Pooing on the floor woooooooooooahh.

I picked up my shit and threw it at a girl in the corner
It's dripping off her nose.
Stinky

[Bridge]
They picked me up and threw my poo covered ass outside
Covered in poopie, they didn't let this slide...
They stomped on my head, their fists boucing off my knob
"Hey everyone fuck this guy up, he shit on the floor and threw it at Clare"
But I don't fucking care.
I'm a floor pooing bandit...

[Chorus]
I’m pooing on the floor (oh yeah),
Slippin’, slidin’, falling down,
Slippin’, slidin’ in the brown
Pooing on the floor woooooooooooahh
slip slip slipp and a dip dip
Shitting out a poo, im gonna let it rip
Slippin’, slidin’, falling down,
Slippin’, slidin’ in the brown
Pooing on the floor woooooooooooahh.

I'M POOING ON THE FLOOR, AND I WANT MORE. POO ON THE FLOOR WITH ME. POO ON THE FLOOR WITH ME.
POO POO POO POOOOOOOOOOOO POO. 

A BIG FUCKING SHIT FALLING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE RIGHT ONTO YOUR KITCHEN TILES.

FUCK OFF.

Chicago Style Kids - Welcome to Brown Town [Ft Julie Dookenbroth]

Dithmarscher Deerns - Abfahrt

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Funcruiser blends energetic grooves with lush pianos, rolling basslines, and sun-soaked Italian summer vibes.

Expect a nostalgic yet fresh ride through timeless sounds.

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Musik aus dem Wattenland, an der schönen Nordsee. Eintauchen in die verschiedensten Genres. Viel Spaß beim hören.

Parsnips were meant to fly, hands up and touch the sky.

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