I just cut out this super easygoing rework from a monkey safari set..Enjoy!
(https://soundcloud.com/monkey-safari/monkey-safari-pulse-radio)

Lykke Li - After Laughter (Poirot Rework)

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series
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Rust & Bones is a new TV show produced by the well acclaimed producer Steven Glockenspielberg. The cast uses a bunch of totally unknown and desperate actors that accepted their roles for few million dollars only. The story is somehow based on the table game “Clue”.

Rust & Bones – The plot

Godfroy Boneman made his fortune in the Xth century after buying his first relic for display in his village chapel. The foreskin of baby Jesus, which gave rise to the congregation of worshipers of the holy foreskin, brought him so much money that he decided to go on a crusade to find many other relics with equally lucrative potential. No opportunity escaped him. Whether it was holy bones or holy artefacts, he traveled across Europe and the Orient in search of relics that could be rented or resold to churches or bishoprics. He had managed to recover so many pieces of the cross of Jesus and holy shrouds that it would have been possible to build a three-masted sailboat with the sails using all these relics. He was particularly proud to have found the still bloody rock that David had used to slay Goliath. The fish Jesus had accidently stepped on while crossing Lake Tiberias had been particularly difficult to certify, and the adventure had left Godfroy Boneman with a bitter taste. Moreover, the three drops of the milk of the Virgin Mary contained in a blown glass vial had posed a great problem of conservation and had evaporated after a few years. Nonetheless, before his death, Godfroy Boneman had still managed to accumulate 69 Holy Grails in his vaults, all certified by the greatest bishops of the time as being authentic. Upon the death of Godfroy Boneman, the descendants of the Boneman family understood the magnitude of the business opportunity and joined forces with a Saxon banker from Leipzig to create "Boneman & Sacks Relic Asset Management Inc.". Over time, the Boneman and the Sacks family managed the lucrative market of relics in Europe and the rest of Christendom to generate billions of dollars from the supposed virtues of these relics. All the relics that are in deposit or awaiting rental by bishoprics are stored in a 13-storey crypt under the small chapel which in 1033 had been the house of the worshipers of the holy foreskin. Since that time, the alleged miracles and virtues of the holy foreskin have been questioned since more than 21 samples of the holy foreskin have been found at different ages and colors of Jesus. The wealthy and only descendant of the Boneman family, Dick Boneman is considered the modern god of relics. Tonight, Dick Boneman invited friends that he did not meet for many years to a murder mystery party in his mansion but for what purpose exactly?

 “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

Music & Production: Syrel
Photography: Syrel

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series - Main Theme

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series  
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The wealthy and only descendant of the Boneman family, Dick Boneman is considered the modern god of relics. Tonight, Dick Boneman invited friends that he did not meet for many years to a murder mystery party in his mansion but for what purpose exactly?

 “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

Music & Production: Syrel
Photography: Syrel

Rust & Bones

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series - The Old Manor

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series 
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Dick Boneman murder mystery party started with the presentation of the rules of the game and out of nowhere the presentation of the most complete collection of Holy Nails. More than 30 crucifixion nails in different state of corrosion and made from different metals were presented even though it is well known that only 3 nails were used to nail Jesus on the Holy Cross (Triclavianism or the holy trinity nails). Some were still solid, most were bent and some were so rusted that the smallest sneeze would blow off the dust out of the reliquary. However, they all had holy blood on them, which increases greatly the value of those nails. When DNA was first identified in the late 1860s by Swiss chemist Friedrich Miescher, pope Pius IX requested that the upper management of Boneman & Sacks sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement (NDA) to ensure that no DNA test would be made on those nails as well as any holy relics managed by Boneman & Sacks Relic Asset Management Inc. 

Then during the diner, Dick Boneman initiated the scandal by saying that the relic business model his family started a thousand years earlier was a total fraud. He announced that after the diner a report would be automatically sent to all the Medias in the world stating that DNA analysis proves that more than 95% of the relics in the world his family has been managing for the Christendom are not authentic or pure fabrication. Such an announcement would obviously have a catastrophic effect on Boneman & Sacks shares and since all the friends he invited to this party have so many shares in Boneman & Sacks, they would all be bankrupt shortly. Something sure, once everybody finished diner and went to bed no one could sleep until a series of horrific noises came from the chapel and had everyone really scarred. 

The only clue left was this skull on the floor of the chapel crypt.

 “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

Music & Production: Syrel
Photography: Syrel

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series – The Murder

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series
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Luc Clouseau is the proud son of the French inspector Jacques Clouseau. Having the same talent as his father for investigation, he is to police investigation what P.D.Q. Bach is to music, a total disaster. When young and since his first name is Luc, he identified himself as Luke Skywalker and he was wet dreaming about Princess Leia. Unfortunately for him, he learned in the third Star War episode that Luke and Leia were siblings. His space soldier career then ended abruptly and he decided to pursue a career in the police. At the beginning of his career he was shot in the butt and had to work in the office on a wheelchair for 12 months, which gave him the nick name of Ironside in reference to Chief Robert T. Ironside. 

Luc Clouseau was assigned to investigate about what happened at the Boneman Mansion. Hopefully he will do better than his father.

“This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.” Ho by the way, Fetchflix is also fictitious ;o)

Fetchflix started a new TV show featuring the Inspector Looso called "The wacky adventures of Inspector Looso". Listen to it in the next link.

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Music & Production: Syrel
Photography, portrait of my old friend Luigi: Syrel

Musical note: Some melodic notes for the horns from Star War (1977) by John Williams were borrowed as well as for the trumpets from The Ironside (1967) by Quincy Jones and finally for the trombonnes the rythmic from Mission Impossible (1966) by Lalo Schifrin. Ho yes, by the way, P. D. Q. Bach is a fictional composer created by the American composer and musical satirist Peter Schickele

Inspector Looso's First Investigation

Hercule Poirot Theme Piano

Bruce

As instructed, stenographer Sheila Webb let herself into the house at 19 Wilbraham Crescent. It was then that she made a grisly discovery: the body of a dead man sprawled across the living room floor.

What intrigued Poirot about the case was the time factor. Although in a state of shock, Sheila clearly remembered having heard a cuckoo clock strike three o’clock. Yet, the four other clocks in the living room all showed the time as 4.13. Even more strangely, only one of these clocks belonged to the owner of the house…

The Clocks by Agatha Christie, Read by Hugh Fraser

At a Hallowe’en party, Joyce – a hostile thirteen-year-old – boasts that she once witnessed a murder. When no-one believes her, she storms off home. But within hours her body is found, still in the house, drowned in an apple-bobbing tub.

That night, Hercule Poirot is called in to find the ‘evil presence’. But first he must establish whether he is looking for a murderer or a double-murderer…

Hallowe’en Party by Agatha Christie, Read by Hugh Fraser

Christopher Gunning - Hercule Poirot

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SYREL : C’est un algorithme de fiabilité symbolique basé sur la méthode des Cutset utilisées en ingénierie.

Mais sérieusement, Sy...rel était photographe publicitaire à Montréal dans une vie antérieure avant d'être ingénieur et maintenant compositeur et producteur de musique orchestrale, de bande sonore, de jazz et d'électro tout en profitant de sa retraite. 

SYREL: A Symbolic Reliability Algorithm Based on Path and Cutset Methods used in engineering.

But really, Sy...rel was an advertising photographer in a previous life before being an engineer and is now an orchestral, soundtrack, jazz and electro music composer and producer while enjoying retirement. 

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