Kill Streak

f*ck shit (bonus)

Wasted

Anotha Day + Break Sum

Lay Him In Da Yard

Burn Pit

You ever try to flex on a duck and end up a meme? No? Well, this is your warning shot. “Tried to Flex on a Duck and Got Bit in the Nuts” is the most unhinged stoner comedy anthem of the year — a high-energy, dumb punk trap fever dream with storytelling so absurd it belongs in the Smithsonian of WTF. From Walmart drip to ER trips, this meme-ready banger blends lo-fi distortion, heavy bass, and chant-style choruses that’ll have your whole squad screaming “DUCKS DON'T BLUFF.” Whether you're high, vibing, or just need to laugh until you can’t breathe — press play.

Lyrics:

I just wanted dominance...
But the duck chose violence.

Pulled up fresh in my Walmart drip,
Gold chain fake but the vibe legit.
Saw a duck by the pond, thought it looked weak,
Puffed up my chest, hit a lil' physique.

I flexed, I posed, I hit that lean,
Duck side-eyed me... looked kinda mean.
Thought I won, thought I was clean—
'Til that demon waddled up and crunched my beans.

I was king for a second,
Now I'm singing falsetto.
He hit me with the beak technique—
Bro... he knew jiu-jitsu.

Tried to flex on a duck and got bit in the nuts,
Now I'm crumpled like a snack bag, crying "WHAT."
Feathers in my mouth, dreams in the dirt,
Flapped away clean while I screamed in hurt.

Tried to flex on a duck and got bit in the nuts,
Life hit harder than a garbage truck.
Moral of the story? Ducks don't bluff —
They will end your bloodline if you act tough.

Emergency room, tryin' to explain,
"Yeah doc, it was a duck — no, I’m not insane."
Grandma's laughing, TikTok’s live,
Now I’m a cautionary tale in real time.

CNN called. "Wanna tell your side?"
Said "hell no" — then I ugly cried.
The duck? Oh, he's verified now,
Posted my downfall with a golden crown.

I flexed too hard...
Paid the ultimate price...
Doctor said "At least you still have... one?"

Tried to flex on a duck and got bit in the nuts,
Lost my ego and my future guts.
Feathers in my hair, tears in my soul,
Ducks don't play, bro, that's their code.

Tried to flex on a duck and got bit in the nuts,
Now I’m scared of birds, trucks, and luck.
Lesson learned from a savage quack:
Never square up with a duck — you ain't built like that.

I ain't ever eating Peking Duck again...

Tried to Flex on a Duck and Got Bit in the Nuts

Velvet (prod. jones x whatswrongchase)

the 3rd degree (prod by pekarot x jolst)

https://open.spotify.com/track/6kZKtc2QbTvtr2f5fSTVpD

Now it's my Last Call

This beat is dangerous. Screaming metal distortion, trap fury, and punk rebellion all crash together in one explosive sound. LIL DARKIE would scream on this. Don’t listen — unless you’re ready to tear up your verses. Stream it. Rap over it. Claim it before someone else does. Time’s ticking.

Too Fire to Skip

UNDEAD ROCK STARZ (LIL DARKIE TYPE BEAT)

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Ghost Me Softly v2

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