After weeks of harassment, Paul and Eli finally get their hands on Heinz Pickle Ketchup this week and give their final analysis on the product. Will it be worth the wait? Probably not. It’s a packed episode in general with a Sauce Report, a Charity Shop Showcase and a PO Box sourced Price of Shite to evaluate. Paul’s CSS item was meant to be a showstopper, guaranteed to wow his co-host, but it may be that his offering is a load of old balls. Will it join the Showcase, or will it have No Place? The show wraps up with a truly useless Price of Shite competition, a festival of garbage to price up for those much desired “p’twings”. If all that isn’t enough, the podcast welcomes The King of Pepsi to the show and Eli takes an INSTANT dislike to him, AND Paul says, “the funniest thing he’s ever said”! That’s quite the claim, we guess it’s up to YOU to decide. Enjoy!

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Ep 395: The Quid's Gambit

It’s another bag of random nonsense this week, as Paul and Eli bravely dive into a troubling world of second hand treats and terrors. As donated to us by Ash at the October live show (viewable on YouTube now!), it’s a bag with a proper mix of tat. What follows is another typically CheapShow wild ride covering the horrors of TikTok, dog treat toys, VHS based board games, advice from Timmy Mallett, unbelievably awful pun work, pyramid puzzles, and a wallet of DVDs with a grotty surprise! To make things more maddening, Eli is desperate to try out a brand new character but because Paul is poor evil, there is a very good chance this new character will be dead on arrival. If you want to know how old Paul and Eli feel these days, this episode will give you a very clear answer to that question!

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Ep 412: Utterly Random

Hi again! Hopefully you've listened to episode 1 already, but if you're listening at all I won't complain. We're back with Andy Zaltzman to talk - what else - puns!

The Kazoo is written, presented, and produced by me, Laryn Kuchta. I created our cover art, and our theme song is "Passion Fruit" by Belle and Sebastian. Find me online at laryn.carrd.co!

The Kazoo: Episode 2 -  “It’s Really Something That the Universe Didn’t Need”

Written and Recorded by 61Von.

Beat Credits - Produced by @DanielWsp
You can Find @DanielWsp on YouTube.


Hop In

A track I recorded in my dorm room featuring some ambient "guitar" and distorted piano.
Lyric Video: https://youtu.be/fN_BwJynawQ

Reuse Reduce...idk

It Ain't Math (Due at 11:59 Version)

Hard truths about age-old topics with even more smooth braggadocio, layered-meanings, punch lines, and intricate rhyme-schemes than you might expect. 

Age-old

This song was made live on twitch. Album Cover made by Zai_lophine

ZaiSong

Different Gravy

This track "Two Turtle Doves" from the Album "For The Record" by Nnanna Egwu, The Grandfather is a spoken word poetry about Love. A love that never happened. Written and performed by Nnanna Egwu Echem Featuring Name Tilahy, and produced by Kemena.

Two Turtle Doves

"BLISS" Let these self produced sounds fill a void within. EP with a variation of sounds within the space of panchinuity.

Let it Rock (it aint broke)

Soberfried

Honey N Garlic

Be Right There

Every year I get into a 'spirited' debate about how candy corn is barely candy and it's not even corn. It's wax with food coloring on it. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who like candy corn and sane people.  :-)

Candy Corn Is Gross

A country barn-burner with bite and sass. Kickin’ the Cow tells the story of a woman fed up with her lazy, no-good boyfriend and his bad behavior. She’s had enough of being taken for granted — and she’s serving notice with a few sharp words, a killer hook, and a whole herd of cow puns. A honky-tonk anthem for anyone ready to stand up, walk out, and mooooove on.

LYRICS
(C) 2025 Ggreg Snyder

[Verse 1]
You say I’m lazy, you say I sleep too late,
Complain about my playlists, my boots, my plates.
You flirt with the waitress, then act confused,
When I don’t thank you for the verbal abuse.
Well honey, your rope’s gettin’ mighty thin,
And I ain’t stickin’ ‘round to get kicked again.

[Chorus]
Sweet talk don’t always go to my head,
But it beats all the bull that you spread.
You want my love, better learn some charm,
Stop swingin’ that tail and do me no harm.
You've earned these words, so just take a pill,
So don't be kickin’ the cow and askin’ for milk.

[Verse 2]
You stumbled in late, breath smellin’ like gin,
Boots on the carpet, same old sin.
You puked on my floor, said, “Baby, clean it up.”
Then asked for a kiss and a little luck.
Well, I cleaned the mess, but not for you,
I did it ‘cause I like my floors brand new.

[Chorus]
Sweet talk don’t always go to my head,
But it beats all the bull that you spread.
You want stay with me, better learn some tact,
‘Cause this ol’ heifer’s looking to subtract.
Your account has just come due, so pay the bill,
So don't be kickin’ the cow and askin’ for milk.

[Guitar and piano solo]

[Bridge]
Well, this ain’t your barn, and I ain’t your maid,
Ain’t your pasture, and I sure ain’t gettin’ played.
I’m headin’ out, leavin’ your corral,
Gonna find me a man who knows how to treat a gal.
One who knows when to graze, when to bow,
And never goes kickin’ the cow.

[Final Chorus]
Sweet talk don’t always go to my head,
But it beats all the bull that you spread.
I'll put you out to pasture and move on
Close your eyes for a second, I'll be gone
I don't need a man like you tellin' me to chill,
So don't be kickin’ the cow and askin’ for milk.

[Outro – spoken, with a fiddle sting]
“Yeah… I’m lookin’ for an udder man.
Now hay… just mooooooove on.” 


Kickin' The Cow

21/10/2025, 1.14 pm

It's pronounced, "Fast" btw. How punny! Enjoy the beat switches and flow wid it.

PHAST (OFFICIAL)

I am an independent artist from Minnesota! I play piano and do music technology and write my own goofy little songs! I like adding jazz elements, some ambience, and pop.

Been writing prolifically past 3 years. First lyrics were over 30 years ago but they didn't quite click until recently.

I make music live on twitch! If you join my live I might make a song about you too!!

CheapShow is a comedy podcast all about getting the very best out of the worst! Be it Poundlands, Charity Shops, Car Boot Sales or Bargain Bins, hosts Paul Gannon & Eli Silverman poke around in the corners of the high streets and internet to find treasure in the trash.

One week it could be a studio based show, the next, a live comedy event. It could even be a location report or a scripted adventure! A few things it is, however, is rude, crude, silly and drizzled in pop culture, nostalgia and plenty of verbal violence!

It has guests, videos, songs, reviews, games and dares.  We apologise in advance!
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Podcasts developed by the students at AUR (The American University of Rome) for their class COM211 - Intro to Podcast and Vidcast. This is a weekly show with a rotating cast, so each week the students will take part in all the aspects of creating a full studio podcast episode. The students will also be creating a personal Podcast and Vidcast for their Midterm and Final Exams. Stay tuned to the future of AUR and Podcast creation.

Sup? Welcome to my universe. Provided below is a variety of unexpected noises to greet your unsuspecting ears with a story.
HaXta is the name. Art is my game.

ATTN: Music Supervisors and Publishers: Seeking Sync placements in Ads/TV/Film Soundtracks & Retail Radio playlists.
More songs found for streaming and purchase on: Spotify, Amazon & iTunes. Merch can be found on Redbubble/HeartistryHouse
I write the songs to which your heart beats and your soul heals.

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Bio
With unique lyricism and memorable melodies, RnB/Soul/Pop, Songwriter-Singer, Rebekah Withakay writes songs that will leave tears in your eyes, a smile on your face, and joy in your soul.

Some of her accomplishments include 2024 Posi Music Award, 2021 Honorable Mention Songwriting, local radio airplay, John Lennon Songwriting Contest songwriting contest recognition, and in-store music placements in throughout Europe, Australia, Russia, Italy and the U.S. 
Rebekah, originally from Detroit, Michigan and a former member of the Funk/Rock band LucysBrownSeville, has worked with a myriad of Detroit artists, including PirhanaHead (Prince, George Clinton), Yaminah Brock (Painted Pictures), rap phenom Lightyear. She has performed throughout Michigan while a part of LucysBrownSeville, where she played the role of soul-stress in the super-dope soulfully funk rock band. 
Quite a feat, considering she suffered relentlessly from stage fright for many years. Rebekah sang lead and back-up in the band and played a mean tambourine.

She has shared stages with Rev. Jon Scott, Patricia Bahia, Jesse Powers, Harold Payne, David Roth, Rickie Byers, Wanda Nero Butler, Michel Pascal, Jennifer Real, Jay-Miah, J. Isaac, Marianne Williamson, Rev. Michael Bernard Beckwith, Deepak Chopra & Bishop Carlton Pearson and other game changers and influencers.

Contact: rebekahwithakay@live.com

Ggreg is a native of San Jose, CA, currently living in Las Vegas, NV. He is a singer/songwriter, as well as an actor, playwright and voice over artist. Member SAG-AFTRA, AEA, ASCAP, NSAI.

I Was Dancing To Tracks Because I Was Making Money Moves and Now I Am Rapping On Tracks About My Money Moves...!!!
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