Satirical insights into God, Religion & Spirituality by writer-performer Jerry Colker.

I AM SO F'IN SPIRITUAL

An exploration into how we use words and the effects they have by writer-performer, Jerry Colker.

THE POWER OF WORDS

What's so great and not so great about Baby Boomers by writer-performer Baby Boomer Jerry Colker

BABY BOOMERS ROCK & SUCK

Soon to get a music video on my youtube. 

This was originally going to have lyrics written for the beat, but I decided to leave it up to Clay Puppington to get my point across.

I may recycle the beat later.

This song has a lot of personal emotions tied to it, and I made it with FL Studio.

Obviously, the voicelines come from Moral Orel.

Eldritch Parasite Inside My Brain

Guess What?

Riverside

This is the second of the series on Second Life, a collective experience, for a moment that came and went. 

Second Life Part 2 The Collapse of the Id 10 14 25

On this week’s episode, the guys discuss Pat’s trip to see Marc, the Mothman in Point Pleasant, Hades 2, Ryan’s beach vacation, Borderlands 4 rating, Xbox has pooped the bed, radical transformation of the heart, and so much more!
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The Shiney Hiney | Ep. 372

In this episode Blaiser is ranting about life again. Michael McMichaelson tells a story, but who keeps calling? 

Episode 111 Who Keeps Calling_

Line Cutters | 77.3 WM

Look, this is about bombing. I bombed so bad a couple of weeks ago in Miami that I had to talk about it. It was a BOMB. True. Bomb. Just a disaster. 

@nathanmacintosh

Hurt Locker 2 Live Ep. 438

L.W.A., Large With Attitudes
It's summer in the American airlines
body fat, body heat, like a stuffed fridge
it's not cooling, air is not circulating
three little pigs, no! three large pigs 
three large pigs with food in the mouth 
three large pigs with food in the hands
I wish there was a capsule airlines

Being fat is not normal, big belly's not an achievement
but it is also not a fucking disability or something
Just stop eating or just fucking move
Accommodations are not same as amenities

If two seats are needed to hold both of your butts
It means you are not a person but two people
two in one, eat one feed one free
gas guzzling passenger and not so eco friendly
More trees die to hold y'all's butts
More animals die to keep your stomach stuffed
More animals die to test the drugs for your heart
What an unsustainable, termites for the earth

Nowadays everybody eat like they
got someone to feed, but not a single kid inside
when they move their lips,  just a mouth full of snacks
mother eaters act like they forgot about lunch
Nowadays everybody eat like they
got someone to feed, but not a single kid inside
when they move their lips,  just a mouth full of snacks
mother eaters act like they forgot about lunch

Carb chewing, sugar sipping,
fat gulping and reclining
wheels rolling, remote pressing
never walking and sleep eating
three little pigs? No! Three large pigs
I'm stuck between three large pigs

Looking for food on a scooter like they can't walk
wild lives matter, fat lives are animal cruelty
stuffing hard working animals in their belly
animals with no day off, not their fault
hunt everyday or survive everyday
no food left behind, no food waste
(you) nine to five? (they) work around the clock
(you) walk around the block? (they) track miles for a bite
organic, no plastic, all green and shit

being fat is not normal, big belly's not an achievement
but it is also not a fucking disability or something
just stop eating or just fucking move
Accommodations are not same as amenities

You don't see a fatso dying from hunger, do you?
do you----?

Straight Outta Couch of West Coast

[Rap]
F.W.A., Fatso With Attitude
It's summer in the American airlines
body fat, body heat, fat fucks next to me
it's not cooling, air is not circulating
three little pigs, no! three large pigs 
three large pigs with food in the mouth 
three large pigs with food in the hands
dare claim the seats were made too small

[Chorus]
being fat is not normal, big belly's not an achievement
but it is also not a fucking disability or something
just stop eating or just fucking move
accommodations are not same as amenities

[Rap]
If two seats are needed to hold both of your butts
It means you are not a person but two people
two in one, eat one feed one free
gas guzzling passenger and not so eco friendly
More trees die to hold y'all's butts
More animals die to keep your stomach stuffed
More animals die to test the drugs for your heart
What an unsustainable, termites for the earth

[Bridge]
Nowadays, everybody wanna eat like
they got someone inside, but they ain't pregnant
when they move their lips, just a mouth full of snacks
motherfuckers act like they forgot they're fat
Nowadays, everybody wanna eat like
they got someone inside, but they ain't pregnant
when they move their lips, just a mouth full of snacks
motherfuckers act like they forgot they're fat

[Rap]
Carb chewing, sugar sipping,
fat gulping and couch reclining
wheels rolling, remote pressing
never walking and sleep eating
three little pigs, no! three large pigs
I'm stuck between three large pigs
Looking for food on a scooter like they can't walk

wild lives matter, fat lives are pollution
stuffing hard working animals in their belly
animals with no day off, or just locked up
hunt everyday or survive everyday
no food left behind but not fat behind
you nine to five? they work around the clock
you walk around the block? they go miles for a bite
organic..  no plastic... all green and shit

[Chorus]
being fat is not normal, big belly's not an achievement
but it is also not a fucking disability or something
just stop eating or just fucking move
Accommodations are not same as amenities

You don't see a fatso dying from hunger, do you?
do you----?

Straight Outta Couch of East Coast

[Rap] 
Straight outta Ham Town, Fatso's With Additives
body fat, body heat, sweatin', out of breath
extruding fat, intruding my space,
plane is not cooling, air is not circulating

three little pigs, no! three large pigs 
three large pigs with food in the mouth 
three large pigs with food in the hands
lick your own arm and it's a recycled bacon

[Chorus]
being fat is not normal, big belly's not an achievement
but it is also not a fucking disability or something
just stop eating or just move
accommodations are not same as amenities

[Rap]
If two seats are needed to hold both of your butts
It means you are not a person but two people
two in one, eat one feed one free
gas guzzling passenger and not so eco-friendly
More trees die to hold y'all's butts
More animals die to keep your stomach stuffed
More animals die to test side effects of your drugs
What an unsustainable, termites for the earth

[Bridge]
Carb chewing, sugar sipping,
fat gulping and couch reclining
wheels rolling, remote pressing
never walking and sleep eating

[Rap]
Three little pigs? No! three large pigs
I'm stuck between three large pigs
Three fat pairs of asses are chewing them pants
Looking for food on a scooter like they can't walk
wild lives matter, farm lives suffer
fat lives are just pure animal cruelty
stuffing hard working animals in their belly
animals with no day off, and no pension
just hunt everyday or survive everyday
no flesh left behind, no food waste
you work nine to five, they work around the clock
you walk around the block, they track miles for a bite
organic, no plastic, all green and shit

[Chorus]
being fat is not normal, big belly's not an achievement
but it is also not a fucking disability or something
just stop eating or just fucking move
Accommodations are not same as amenities

You don't see a fatso dying from hunger, do you?
do you----?

Straight Outta Couch of South Side

[Verse] 
Straight outta Ham Town, Fatso's With Additives
body fat, body heat, sweatin', out of breath
extruding fat, intruding my space,
plane is not cooling, air is not circulating

three little pigs, no! three large pigs 
three large pigs with food in the mouth 
three large pigs with food in the hands
lick your own arm and it's a recycled bacon

[Chorus]
being fat is not normal, big belly's not an achievement
but it is also not a fucking disability or something
just stop eating or just move
accommodations are not same as amenities

[Verse]
If two seats are needed to hold both of your butts
It means you are not a person but two people
two in one, eat one feed one free
gas guzzling passenger and not so eco-friendly
More trees die to hold y'all's butts
More animals die to keep your stomach stuffed
More animals die to test side effects of your drugs
What an unsustainable, termites for the earth

[BRIDGE]
Carb chewing, sugar sipping,
fat gulping and couch reclining
wheels rolling, remote pressing
never walking and sleep eating

[Verse]
Three little pigs? No! three large pigs
I'm stuck between three large pigs
Three fat pairs of asses are chewing them pants
Looking for food on a scooter like they can't walk

wild lives matter, farm lives suffer
fat lives are just pure animal cruelty
stuffing hard working animals in their belly
animals with no day off, and no pension
just hunt everyday or survive everyday
no flesh left behind, no food waste
you work nine to five, they work around the clock
you walk around the block, they track miles for a bite
organic, no plastic, all green and shit

[Chorus]
being fat is not normal, big belly's not an achievement
but it is also not a fucking disability or something
just stop eating or just fucking move
Accommodations are not same as amenities

You don't see a fatso dying from hunger, do you?
do you----?

Straight Outta Couch of North Side

NOTE: AI censorship caused the request to initially be refused due to use of Englo words including: bitch, cunt, sissy, bimbo, and maybe wimp as well. Full transliteration to Bvlgaric Alphabet (Cyrill) was not censored and created a song with Slavic accent. Transliteration of only the words targeted by AI censorship bypassed the filter to create a fully Englo accent song.

LYRICS

Maybe shouldn't yell at a woman like that 
But it's totally fine for a bitch (бич) like that 
Did the ash get to her brain or what? 
Or is she still smoking mumia to this day?

Didn't they go south to run from the cold? 
Or was it an only option as a cargo?
Is it the convict genes that just can't be cleaned? 
it's been centuries since Mountstuart Elphinstone

it ain't nice to yell at a woman like that
but it's quite needed for a bitch (бич) like that
is she the one whipping you at night?
because a bitch (бич) shouldn't be off leash like that

What a pair of cunt (кант) and a sissy (сисси)
A couple of bimbo (бимбо) and a wimp (уимп).

that's exactly the type of bitches (бичис)
that come barking at Americans smoking at their beaches
Your bitch (бич) needs a cage, that bitch (бич) needs a cage
Don't get a dog you can't handle, mister.

Tourons of Japan

music by: @pekarot_161
Mental Breakdown by: Dan Hentschel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFBwuSbF27o

Dan Hentschel midwest emo crashout

I don't hate you-I don't, but I should, wouldn't you?

Bambino: One shop destroyed. Three heads split like overripe melons. One man wounded and one castrated. All in two hours. Just two hours I left you alone. Two hours.
Trinity: Well, you asked me to give you a hand.

I’m Vivi • intersex • it/its • I don’t like sticking to a singular genre so I make a lot of different types of music ranging from upbeat vocaloid to rap to acoustic sad songs, also covers sometimes! (I usually make covers to practice/study music) 

Check out my other socials + the band im in! This is just my personal account where I post things I made myself! ;3c

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The Good Morning Guys is a podcast where four guys get together to talk video games, movies, TV, sports, and most importantly life, which is the greatest and most difficult game of all. And because of that, you shouldn’t go it alone, so Lucas, Patrick, and Ryan are going to be right there with you on this Good Morning.

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Here lies my doomed children

Sometimes I make "music"

New tracks tagged #rant