In this episode Blaiser is ranting about life again. Michael McMichaelson tells a story, but who keeps calling? 

Episode 111 Who Keeps Calling_

Look, this is about bombing. I bombed so bad a couple of weeks ago in Miami that I had to talk about it. It was a BOMB. True. Bomb. Just a disaster. 

@nathanmacintosh

Hurt Locker 2 Live Ep. 438

L.W.A., Large With Attitudes
It's summer in the American airlines
body fat, body heat, like a stuffed fridge
it's not cooling, air is not circulating
three little pigs, no! three large pigs 
three large pigs with food in the mouth 
three large pigs with food in the hands
I wish there was a capsule airlines

Being fat is not normal, big belly's not an achievement
but it is also not a fucking disability or something
Just stop eating or just fucking move
Accommodations are not same as amenities

If two seats are needed to hold both of your butts
It means you are not a person but two people
two in one, eat one feed one free
gas guzzling passenger and not so eco friendly
More trees die to hold y'all's butts
More animals die to keep your stomach stuffed
More animals die to test the drugs for your heart
What an unsustainable, termites for the earth

Nowadays everybody eat like they
got someone to feed, but not a single kid inside
when they move their lips,  just a mouth full of snacks
mother eaters act like they forgot about lunch
Nowadays everybody eat like they
got someone to feed, but not a single kid inside
when they move their lips,  just a mouth full of snacks
mother eaters act like they forgot about lunch

Carb chewing, sugar sipping,
fat gulping and reclining
wheels rolling, remote pressing
never walking and sleep eating
three little pigs? No! Three large pigs
I'm stuck between three large pigs

Looking for food on a scooter like they can't walk
wild lives matter, fat lives are animal cruelty
stuffing hard working animals in their belly
animals with no day off, not their fault
hunt everyday or survive everyday
no food left behind, no food waste
(you) nine to five? (they) work around the clock
(you) walk around the block? (they) track miles for a bite
organic, no plastic, all green and shit

being fat is not normal, big belly's not an achievement
but it is also not a fucking disability or something
just stop eating or just fucking move
Accommodations are not same as amenities

You don't see a fatso dying from hunger, do you?
do you----?

Straight Outta Couch of West Coast

[Rap]
F.W.A., Fatso With Attitude
It's summer in the American airlines
body fat, body heat, fat fucks next to me
it's not cooling, air is not circulating
three little pigs, no! three large pigs 
three large pigs with food in the mouth 
three large pigs with food in the hands
dare claim the seats were made too small

[Chorus]
being fat is not normal, big belly's not an achievement
but it is also not a fucking disability or something
just stop eating or just fucking move
accommodations are not same as amenities

[Rap]
If two seats are needed to hold both of your butts
It means you are not a person but two people
two in one, eat one feed one free
gas guzzling passenger and not so eco friendly
More trees die to hold y'all's butts
More animals die to keep your stomach stuffed
More animals die to test the drugs for your heart
What an unsustainable, termites for the earth

[Bridge]
Nowadays, everybody wanna eat like
they got someone inside, but they ain't pregnant
when they move their lips, just a mouth full of snacks
motherfuckers act like they forgot they're fat
Nowadays, everybody wanna eat like
they got someone inside, but they ain't pregnant
when they move their lips, just a mouth full of snacks
motherfuckers act like they forgot they're fat

[Rap]
Carb chewing, sugar sipping,
fat gulping and couch reclining
wheels rolling, remote pressing
never walking and sleep eating
three little pigs, no! three large pigs
I'm stuck between three large pigs
Looking for food on a scooter like they can't walk

wild lives matter, fat lives are pollution
stuffing hard working animals in their belly
animals with no day off, or just locked up
hunt everyday or survive everyday
no food left behind but not fat behind
you nine to five? they work around the clock
you walk around the block? they go miles for a bite
organic..  no plastic... all green and shit

[Chorus]
being fat is not normal, big belly's not an achievement
but it is also not a fucking disability or something
just stop eating or just fucking move
Accommodations are not same as amenities

You don't see a fatso dying from hunger, do you?
do you----?

Straight Outta Couch of East Coast

[Rap] 
Straight outta Ham Town, Fatso's With Additives
body fat, body heat, sweatin', out of breath
extruding fat, intruding my space,
plane is not cooling, air is not circulating

three little pigs, no! three large pigs 
three large pigs with food in the mouth 
three large pigs with food in the hands
lick your own arm and it's a recycled bacon

[Chorus]
being fat is not normal, big belly's not an achievement
but it is also not a fucking disability or something
just stop eating or just move
accommodations are not same as amenities

[Rap]
If two seats are needed to hold both of your butts
It means you are not a person but two people
two in one, eat one feed one free
gas guzzling passenger and not so eco-friendly
More trees die to hold y'all's butts
More animals die to keep your stomach stuffed
More animals die to test side effects of your drugs
What an unsustainable, termites for the earth

[Bridge]
Carb chewing, sugar sipping,
fat gulping and couch reclining
wheels rolling, remote pressing
never walking and sleep eating

[Rap]
Three little pigs? No! three large pigs
I'm stuck between three large pigs
Three fat pairs of asses are chewing them pants
Looking for food on a scooter like they can't walk
wild lives matter, farm lives suffer
fat lives are just pure animal cruelty
stuffing hard working animals in their belly
animals with no day off, and no pension
just hunt everyday or survive everyday
no flesh left behind, no food waste
you work nine to five, they work around the clock
you walk around the block, they track miles for a bite
organic, no plastic, all green and shit

[Chorus]
being fat is not normal, big belly's not an achievement
but it is also not a fucking disability or something
just stop eating or just fucking move
Accommodations are not same as amenities

You don't see a fatso dying from hunger, do you?
do you----?

Straight Outta Couch of South Side

[Verse] 
Straight outta Ham Town, Fatso's With Additives
body fat, body heat, sweatin', out of breath
extruding fat, intruding my space,
plane is not cooling, air is not circulating

three little pigs, no! three large pigs 
three large pigs with food in the mouth 
three large pigs with food in the hands
lick your own arm and it's a recycled bacon

[Chorus]
being fat is not normal, big belly's not an achievement
but it is also not a fucking disability or something
just stop eating or just move
accommodations are not same as amenities

[Verse]
If two seats are needed to hold both of your butts
It means you are not a person but two people
two in one, eat one feed one free
gas guzzling passenger and not so eco-friendly
More trees die to hold y'all's butts
More animals die to keep your stomach stuffed
More animals die to test side effects of your drugs
What an unsustainable, termites for the earth

[BRIDGE]
Carb chewing, sugar sipping,
fat gulping and couch reclining
wheels rolling, remote pressing
never walking and sleep eating

[Verse]
Three little pigs? No! three large pigs
I'm stuck between three large pigs
Three fat pairs of asses are chewing them pants
Looking for food on a scooter like they can't walk

wild lives matter, farm lives suffer
fat lives are just pure animal cruelty
stuffing hard working animals in their belly
animals with no day off, and no pension
just hunt everyday or survive everyday
no flesh left behind, no food waste
you work nine to five, they work around the clock
you walk around the block, they track miles for a bite
organic, no plastic, all green and shit

[Chorus]
being fat is not normal, big belly's not an achievement
but it is also not a fucking disability or something
just stop eating or just fucking move
Accommodations are not same as amenities

You don't see a fatso dying from hunger, do you?
do you----?

Straight Outta Couch of North Side

NOTE: AI censorship caused the request to initially be refused due to use of Englo words including: bitch, cunt, sissy, bimbo, and maybe wimp as well. Full transliteration to Bvlgaric Alphabet (Cyrill) was not censored and created a song with Slavic accent. Transliteration of only the words targeted by AI censorship bypassed the filter to create a fully Englo accent song.

LYRICS

Maybe shouldn't yell at a woman like that 
But it's totally fine for a bitch (бич) like that 
Did the ash get to her brain or what? 
Or is she still smoking mumia to this day?

Didn't they go south to run from the cold? 
Or was it an only option as a cargo?
Is it the convict genes that just can't be cleaned? 
it's been centuries since Mountstuart Elphinstone

it ain't nice to yell at a woman like that
but it's quite needed for a bitch (бич) like that
is she the one whipping you at night?
because a bitch (бич) shouldn't be off leash like that

What a pair of cunt (кант) and a sissy (сисси)
A couple of bimbo (бимбо) and a wimp (уимп).

that's exactly the type of bitches (бичис)
that come barking at Americans smoking at their beaches
Your bitch (бич) needs a cage, that bitch (бич) needs a cage
Don't get a dog you can't handle, mister.

Tourons of Japan

music by: @pekarot_161
Mental Breakdown by: Dan Hentschel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFBwuSbF27o

Dan Hentschel midwest emo crashout

Congress voted to release Epstein files 427.... to 1. 1! Apparently they're coming out? We'll see. Some thoughts! 

@nathanmacintosh 

You Don't Want To Be The '1' In '427-1' Ep. 440

5) This Is What You Deserve

2) 80% dead

4) Flat EEG

3) This Is What You Pay For

1) Decay Lovers

This is a year to CANCEL CHRISTMAS , cancel spending cancel it all but... if you are doing to go out there for deals on Black Friday, these are some deals worth trampling for, lighting someone on fire for or dragon kicking someone into the Nether Realm for... let me know your thoughts... 

@nathanmacintosh 

Black Friday Deals Worth Trampling For 2025 Ep. 441

lolfi (laughing and dancing)

Liz is back to talk about Black Friday being cancelled! 'Trample' series may be done. We all have enough, the deals aren't worth it, and there is a potential (potential) depression coming so get your beans in order! 

@nathanmacintosh 

Mouth To Crotch Ep. 442

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'Positive Anger' is a hilarious podcast where host Nathan Macintosh takes frustration with the news, pop culture, or society as a whole, and with 'meditative yelling', turns anger into funny.

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