I'll be making a new track every week for the rest of this year as part of the @musicweeklies challenge. This is my submission for Week 30, Theme: Ninja Funk.

R O B O F U N K - Week 30 - Theme : Ninja Funk

Arpyem & Bardo - Afterthought

🕺 French House meets Fried Brain Culture™ 💻🪩

Genre: French House / Piano Groove House
Mood: Smooth. Groovy. Robotic. Ironic.
Tempo: ~123 BPM (because 124 would’ve been misinformation)

🎓 “My Degree? N – P – C!” is your daily dose of digital compliance, certified fresh by the Algorithm itself™.

✨ Imagine:

A humanoid dancing in a soft-lit apartment while nodding to a news anchor’s opinion

A perfectly average latte with extra foam and zero independent thought

A groove so catchy, even your toaster’s updating its worldview

📰 This satirical house banger slides across a buttery bassline, filtered synths, and vocoder chants that say everything you were told to say.
No need to fact-check — it feels true.

👾 Features:
• Headlines as gospel
• Pixel-screen philosophy
• A pre-chorus that claps harder than your last echo chamber
• And a chorus you’ll agree with — whether you like it or not

💡 Ideal for:
• Reading Twitter in the dark
• Dancing while “feeling informed”
• Updating your identity nightly at 8 PM sharp

🎶 Press play.
Repeat the chant.
Don’t question it.

“This just in: you're gonna love this beat — and forget why.”

Lyrics:

Wake up, screen on, smile for the light
Coffee in hand, but not too bright
I don’t read deep, I just scroll tight
If the headline’s hot, then it must be right

They talk, I nod, it’s all okay
Just tell me what to feel today
Truth is loud if it’s on display
And nuance only gets in the way

I changed my pic, I changed my mind
Just like the trend — I stay aligned
No time to check, I trust the flow
The anchor speaks — and I just go

🎓 My degree? N – P – C!
Certified in certainty
Dance to words on pixel screens
Flashing lights replace my dreams

🎶 My degree? N – P – C!
Shaped by every documentary
Just say the script and follow me
(Yeah baby, I’m news-ready) 🎶

Fluent in slogans, smooth on repeat
I speak in vibes, not in critique
Don’t give me books, I won’t go deep
My truth arrives in branded tweets

I’m always kind, I’m always right
(At least I post it every night)
Don’t ask too much, don’t show me pain
I’ll switch the topic, keep it sane

Click, react, and swipe away
I feel informed — I read the spray
From morning briefs to late-night feeds
My head is full, no room for needs

🎓 My degree? N – P – C!
Wired in like USB
If you disagree, I’ll flee
You’re breaking my reality

🎶 My degree? N – P – C!
Got no facts, but got the beat
Don’t make me think — just let me be
(I’m vibing on passivity) 🎶

"This just in: your own thoughts are outdated."
"We’ll be updating your identity at 8 PM."
"Please refresh your outrage before the bass drops."

🎓 My degree? N – P – C!
Say it now, repeat with me
Smooth and dumb is how I be
Groovin' through reality

🎶 Oh, my degree? N – P – C!
Plug me in, set me free
Feel the funk, ignore the plea
This groove’s my personality 🎶

🎶 N… P… C… oh baby that’s me… N… P… C… I groove on repeat… 🎶

My Degree? NPC!

Neehparap Noitats Ecaps

Burglesque!

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Originally featured in DJ Mag (August 2006), “Thirteen Robots” is a time capsule of the electro house and minimal scene at its peak. Justin Thomas weaves together robotic grooves, deep tech textures, and futuristic funk in a seamless journey through underground club sounds. Featuring tracks by legends like Soul Mekanik, Booka Shade, Phonique, Jussi-Pekka, and Eelke Kleijn, this mix pulses with analog soul and glitchy warmth. A tribute to the era when machines ruled the dancefloor and digital DJs pushed sonic boundaries.

🎛️ Mixed live by Justin Thomas
🎚️ Originally featured in DJ Mag (2007)
🔁 Re-uploaded for the heads who remember — and the ones just discovering

🔗 Connect & support the artists. Full tracklist below ⬇

#electrohouse #minimaltechno #deephouse #robotfunk #djmagfeature

1. Soul Mekanik - Robots 
2. Booka Shade - Night Falls 
3. Magic Johnson - Rollergirl 
4. Phonique feat. Die Elfen - The Red Dress (Tiefschwartz mix) 
5. Schmutzig - Brain Swap 
6. Schmutzig - Finest ingredients 
7. Jussi Peka - Let it Go (Don't Worry) 
8. Jimmy Towers - Groove School 
9. Christiano Vincie & Massimo Licari - Vision 
10. Granite and Funk - Audio, Video, Radio Star 
11. D Zone - Moving in Transit 
12. Eelke Kleijn- Knowledge Breaks 
13. Phonique feat. Erelend Oyee - For the Time Being (Alexkid's Cold Mix)

@soulmekanik https://soundcloud.com/booka-shade @phonique @tiefschwarz  https://soundcloud.com/juicy_pecker/tracks  @alexkid @erlendoye @dzoneofficial

Justin Thomas- Thirteen Robots - Local Underground RDG

Mistress Oystress

Nixxon - Strolling Through The Sun (2018)

A mix from 2004 but still fresh. It is the soundtrack to a 3 day-chaos-journey with my best friend at new year 2004...

01 Sunday On Weed - Fuck You Self Jessy Mix [White]
02 Markus Nikolai - Work Out [Perlon 5]
03 Sten - Asami [Dial 12]
04 Ron Albrecht - Tokyo Transfer [Electronic Parlament 5]
05 Konrad Black & Selfpartwo - Busting Down The Door With A Shotgun [240 Volts 5]
06 Paul Brtschitsch - Cars [Frisbee Tracks LP 7]
07 Chris Rhythm – Green Moon [Rhythm Trax 2]
08 Com.munikation - Contrôle [Red Antenna 12]
09 Glowing Glisses - Ball [Poker Flat 24]
10 Richard Davis - Bring Me Closer [240 Volts 7]
11 Sten - My Sweet Glockenspiel [Dial 12]
12 DJ Carrera – Borders (Ultra Club Mix) [Carreros 100152]
13 Taksi - Klangteppich [Taksi 2]
14 Chris Rhythm – Yourself [Rhythm Trax 3]
15 Timo Maas Feat. Kelis – Help Me [Perfecto 42]
16 Jan Delay - Vergiftet (Westbam & Hardy Hard Mitgift Mix) [Buback 53]
17 Max 404 - Quiddity (Last Visit) [Eevo Lute Muzique 16]

Bo - Trümmertranse und Sir Null und Nichtig aufm Sonnendeck

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Merkaba

This page is dedicated to celebrating over 25 years of underground dance music in Reading, PA. We aim to highlight the area's djs, both past and present. Tune in here for weekly links to classic and contemporary underground dance mixes.

Been ridin' the waves of groove in Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas since '91. Dave VanHook was introduced to music production at the age of 7. He was born a drummer! All throughout his years in school and into college, he excelled at anything having to do with percussion. When he discovered E.D.M. in 1991, it was all over. The love affair had begun, and to this day he still moves the hearts, minds, and bodies of people everywhere that he dj's or plays. His passion for the dance music industry has kept him around enough to know and work with numerous production companies and Dj's in the Dallas/Ft.Worth area, such as: Crown Music Events, The Soundtribe, Dallas United, Friends With Headphones, Fully Funktional Productions, White Light Productions, Morningside Tribe, Texas Proper Productions, and Invisible Empire-as well as most of their dj's and crews. Dave VanHook has been around and intends on remaining around, as long as there is good music and good people;) Music loves us. Music gives us the ability to share a unique & incomparable intimacy with all who listen. Keep on keeping on.The scene loves me, and I love the scene. LONG LIVE ELECTRONIC MUSIC!!!! One Love and World Peace;)

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