New discovery links woman to Blues Legend Robert Johnson:

A new drawing of blues legend Robert Johnson and an unidentified woman has recently surfaced, stirring up media excitement. The pencil sketch, which is dated to the early 1900s, shows a fleeting moment between the two subjects, raising questions about their relationship. Johnson, notorious for having sold his soul to the devil, and the mysterious woman, appear to be linked. 

Its authenticity is being debated by art historians and musicologists, and the public is wildly speculating that the sketch exists, along with contradicting descriptions of the woman's appearance. The accounts of her being present at such a significant historical event, makes one ponder whether she may have played a larger role in Johnson's life and rise to fame than previously realized. 

As the discovery fuels rumor and speculation, historians are scrambling to find out where it came from, wondering if this is a missing chapter of blues history or simply a work of artistic fantasy.

Vamps and Camps 🦇

Violent Depravity

Highway to Hell

Darkness Master

I was born with fire in my veins

Immortal

Bad Attitude

Chemical City

"Fade Away" is an electrifying pop-funk anthem with a playful yet sassy attitude. Driven by a groovy bassline, crisp percussion, and infectious melodies, the song blends vintage doo-wop harmonies with modern dance-floor energy. The lyrics tell the story of a confident woman who refuses to be just another conquest for a smooth-talking flirt. With catchy call-and-response vocals and an irresistible beat, Fade Away captures the essence of self-assurance and independence. It’s a high-energy track perfect for strutting down the street, dancing under neon lights, or simply celebrating the power of walking away from the games of love.

Fade Away

A happy song about a happy person

Lyrics:
It’s been a long time, gonna get your come-upins
I’ll bet you’re not ready for this
I’ve spent too much time getting splashed by your blumpkins
Been drenched in too much shit and piss

I’ve taken your shit, now it’s time you ate it
Shit in your mouth like GG Allin
I’ve got a big boner, time for you to bate it
Gotta chug it down by the gallon, cum slut bitch

Fuck You Mother Fucker
Fuck You Mother Fucker
Fuck You, Fuck You
Fuck You Mother Fucker

Fuck You Mother Fucker
Fuck You Mother Fucker
Fuck You, Fuck You
Fuck You Mother Fucker

You say I’m a dick, well you can suck it
I guess that’s what you do best now
Open your mouth wide, so I can cum inside
Give you what you’re gonna get now

You’re gonna get it in the face, in the mouth, in the throat
Like a dick sucking superbowl
You’re a dumpster for cum, you take it in the bum
As well as every other hole
Open wide

Fuck You Mother Fucker
Fuck You Mother Fucker
Fuck You, Fuck You
Fuck You Mother Fucker

Fuck You Mother Fucker
Fuck You Mother Fucker
Fuck You, Fuck You
Fuck You Mother Fucker

What you’ve got, Bombaclat
Fucked up mug, you cum chug
Your breath smells like clam shells
Your dick’s short, you gas snort

You bitch fuck, you shit dick, 
You cunt ass, you fuck bitch
You cunt whore, I deplore
You’re ugly face, you disgrace

One more time, gonna tell you again
Time for you to eat shit my friend
Gonna get fucked if you try your luck
Fuck your dick wad revolution

One more time gonna penetrate
Your ass deeper than the deepest deep state
My juggernaut hog, inside your ass will clog
Moving fast like a train full of freight

Your time is done, better widen your bum
Gonna get fucked by the best
You been smoking pot with bombaclats
Been tying lots of granny knots
Took a dump on an old man’s chest

My hate has reached a critical peak
Gonna bust a load on your ass cheek
Gotta slit your throat before you can speak
Your time is up, shitting in a cup
Like a killer got you all tied up
Gonna cut you wide open, watch you leak

Fuck You Mother Fucker
Fuck You Mother Fucker
Fuck You, Fuck You
Fuck You Mother Fucker

Fuck You Mother Fucker
Fuck You Mother Fucker
Fuck You, Fuck You
Fuck You Mother Fucker

Fuck You Mother Fucker
Fuck You Mother Fucker
Fuck You, Fuck You
Fuck You Mother Fucker

Fuck You Mother Fucker
Fuck You Mother Fucker
Fuck You, Fuck You
Fuck You Mother Fucker

Fuck You Mother Fucker

Paint my face black.

We are currently in the process of audio mastering and fixing the music.

Sleazy, loud, rude and completely full of shit.

Born in Detroit and raised in rural Michigan, Johnny Coolati spent fifteen years painting New York City red and now has been recovering in Los Angeles since the end of 2017. Coolati draws his influence from a dynamic range of rock musicians such as The Stooges, Thin Lizzy, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Alice Cooper, David Bowie, Cheap Trick, Motörhead, The Damned, X, The Ramones, The Wipers, The Cars, DEVO, Missing Persons, and many more. He has been a member of as well as sat in with many different bands including Used to be Women, Awesome Color, The Christmas Boys, Toucher, Moon Patrol, Grand Voyager, Colin L Orchestra, Trophy Bucks, The Junkman Band, The Ettes, Prison, and is mostly recognized for forming the aggressive high energy and speedy rock and roll band Call of the Wild out of New York City with Allison Busch and Maxwell Peebles (most bands available to stream on Spotify or BandCamp). He lives happily now in Burbank, California (LA) with his wife April and enjoys hanging out with Mr. Elvis Presley, who happens to be his sister in law’s dog.

You do not recognize any of the bodies in the water

Members:
Big Pharma - Guitar, Bass, Sitar, Keyboard, Synths, Saxophone, Didgeridoo, Drums

Mick Mack - Drums, vocals


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