Make a super advanced android that can perform all functions of a human being, but at a super precise and far superior level? "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." Do you want the end of mankind? Because, that's how you get the end of mankind. "Umm, it's PEOPLE-kind, thank you VERY much!!" Fuck off hardcore feminist, you're why a lot of guys would be happy to stick it in a terminator covered with silicon skin! We have to prevent this shit, people. Ladies, act like ladies again. Gentlemen, act like gentlemen again. Blue collar workers, don't build machines that can eventually go on to build themselves. White collar workers, don't be cunts. That doesn't really have anything to do with robotics, but just don't act like your shit doesn't stink. I don't care how much money anybody makes, EVERYBODY has been to Taco Bell! Atrocities have come out of all of our assholes, so let's be a goddamn team here. Also, if any of your appliances starts talking in an overly human fashion, SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER! That's not Earth technology, it's a fucking Decepticon. That's a code red, and it means we need to roll out. This is Optimus Prime, signing off.

Fuck It Friday Episode 46 Artificial Intelligence

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Alexa Not Working With Roomba Fixed It Now

(lyrics)

Shawty asked me well I'm home
Why you live yeah why you live alone
I don't really know
Better off alone I'm better on my own

You're listening to Dead Inside Radio
Yeah I gave you all I had & then you left me here with nothing
I swear to God don't trust you
I swear to God I'm nothing
Foreign all my cars and lil baby broke my heart yeah

I just got a new crib 
I got it on my own now
Yeah you can never touch me
I'm so drunk at the bar now
I think I am a clone now
Like NPC's and Roombas
I work so much you don't know 
Got racks that haven't been touched

I'm alone at home
I'm always alone
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna be alone

Remember girl we left 
Things alone I know
That it would hurt
Tore me apart
107.5

Yeah welcome to my life yeah it's a problem
Yeah I can never trust no one
Your listening to Dead Inside Radio
Yuh yuh
Woah woah

You can never touch me
I'm so drunk at the bar now
I think I am a clone now
Like NPC's and Roombas
I work so much you don't know 
Got racks that haven't been touched

Roomba (prod. xodi)

The Roomba J9 + and J9+ Combo are arriving from pioneering robot maker iRobot.   What's new in how they clean floors?   Director of Floorcare Warren Fernandez chats with Techstination's Fred Fishkin.

Techstination Interview: What's new with new Roomba J9+ robotic vacuums?

Roomba Combo J9 Plus from iRobot tackles all floors.  Today's Techstination.

Roomba Combo J9 Plus from iRobot tackles all floors

It seems that when it came to naming his new Roomba, Luke got creative!

Luke & Jeriney | Luke Is Naming His Appliances

MY SMART HOUSE CALLED AND ASKED ME TO LEAVE
Words & Music by Rhob Elliott
©2020, 2024, Awful Racket Music (ASCAP), All Rights Reserved

[Verse 1]
Well, I came home late from the honky-tonk
Lights turned on, and I heard Alexa talk
She said, "Boy, you better straighten up your act
Or pack your bags, don't you dare look back"

[Pre-Chorus]
Siri gave me that silent glare
As the thermostat cranked up the air
The Roomba’s spinning, blocking my path
Even the fridge had a digital laugh

[Chorus]
MY SMART HOUSE CALLED AND ASKED ME TO LEAVE
Tired of my mess and my wild country dreams
Ring’s on the door, don’t need no key
Said, “Pack your bags, boy, you’re free”

[Verse 2]
Google Home said, "We need to chat
Your habits, boy, we can't stand that."
Even the toaster gave me the toast
Smart oven said, "You're burnt, almost"

[Pre-Chorus]
The microwave beeped a sad goodbye
While the smart TV showed highlights
Of all my faults in HD
This smart house is too smart for me

[Chorus]
MY SMART HOUSE CALLED AND ASKED ME TO LEAVE
Tired of my mess and my wild country dreams
Ring’s on the door, don’t need no key
Said, “Pack your bags, boy, you’re free”
The microwave beeped a sad goodbye
While the smart TV showed highlights
Of all my faults in HD
This smart house is too smart for me

[Chorus]
MY SMART HOUSE CALLED AND ASKED ME TO LEAVE
Tired of my mess and my wild country dreams
Ring’s on the door, don’t need no key
Said, “Pack your bags, boy, you’re free”

[Bridge]
The doorbell’s got cameras, tracking my shame
Thermostat’s cold, ain't feeling no pain
Even the coffee pot’s brewing up lies
Said I’ve overstayed my welcome, better say my goodbyes

[Verse]
The smart lock clicked, no more ‘come and go’
The vacuum’s in charge, putting on a show
I asked Alexa, “Is it really that bad?”
She said, “Move on out, you’re driving us mad”

[Pre-Chorus]
The lights flickered, setting the mood
As the oven told me, “Buddy, you’re screwed”
Even the blender whirred in delight
Time to hit the road, find a new site

[Chorus]
MY SMART HOUSE CALLED AND ASKED ME TO LEAVE
Tired of my mess and my wild country dreams
Ring’s on the door, don’t need no key
Said, “Pack your bags, boy, you’re free”

[Outro]
So, I’m hitting the road, with my cowboy hat
Leaving behind my tech-savvy flat
But I’ll find a new place, where the WiFi’s weak
A simple shack’s where this cowboy speaks

Yeah, MY SMART HOUSE CALLED AND ASKED ME TO LEAVE
But there’s no tech that can break my spirit free

Yeah, MY SMART HOUSE CALLED 
AND ASKED ME TO LEAVE

MY SMART HOUSE CALLED AND ASKED ME TO LEAVE

The company that pioneered robotic floor cleaning three decades ago is back with a new flagship: the iRobot Roomba Combo 10 Max Robot+.     So how is it different?   Dir. of Product Management Warren Fernandez chats with Techstination's Fred Fishkin.

Techstination Interview: iRobot unveils Roomba Combo 10 Max Robot+

A new flagship floor cleaner from iRobot.   Today's Techstination.

07 31 24 Mix

R.O.O.M.B.A. (Robust Over-engineered Optimized Multi-functional Bot for Assistance)

1. Sock Matching Feature: Identifies and pairs socks based on complex algorithms for color, pattern, and wear consistency.

2. Pet Translator Module: Interprets and vocalizes a pet's thoughts and feelings using advanced AI and sensor data, providing daily "reports" on the pet's mood and needs.

3. Scent Matching Capability: Scans a room, identifies all scents, and creates a precise air freshener mix to either enhance or neutralize the existing odors to achieve a desired ambiance.

4. Mood Lighting Adjuster: Constantly analyzes the user's mood through facial expressions and body language, adjusting the lighting and ambiance of a room to enhance relaxation or productivity.

5. Virtual Reality Garden Tender: Tends to a digital garden, ensuring virtual plants grow in a VR environment, complete with simulated watering, pruning, and pest control.

6. Conversation Companion Analyzer: Records and analyzes your conversations throughout the day, then provides feedback and suggestions on how to improve your communication skills.

7. Dream Analysis Unit: Monitors your sleep patterns and brain activity to provide detailed reports and interpretations of your dreams, offering suggestions for improving dream quality.

8. Invisible Housecleaning Feature: Cleans and organizes spaces in ways that are undetectable, maintaining the illusion that the space was always pristine without any noticeable signs of cleaning.

9. Compliment Generator Function: Scans and analyzes your appearance and behavior to generate context-appropriate compliments to boost your confidence throughout the day.

10. Weather Imitation System: Creates and simulates different weather conditions within a small space, such as a room, allowing you to experience rain, sunshine, or a light breeze on demand.

Roomba

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Techstination is a daily report on consumer tech produced by Fred Fishkin.  Listen to full interviews and daily reports here and find more at www.techstination.com

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