welcome, to JART.
it is just-art.
the entirety of this album was made out of love for the outlandish and strange. 
we had a great time working on this together, even if the process consisted of me sending over beats that were never made with the intention of vocals- BigFilthyDad left no crumbs.
All mixing was done by @BigFilthyDad!
the cover was a photo taken by me- edited by Matt.
THANK YOU FOR DROPPING A LISTEN!

Nefarious (prod R0zi3)

Cool (prod. R0zi3)

Affirmations (prod. R0zi3)

Inhalation (prod. R0zi3)

ZERO

Questions

Exact (prod. R0zi3)

Cheese (prod. R0zi3)

Jart (prod. R0zi3)

Discover how Cevin Soling reinterprets the classic sitcom Gilligan’s Island as a critique of capitalism, using satire to expose the absurdity of economic structures.

The Satirical Genius Of Cevin Soling In The Gilligan Manifesto

An easy-going track from a little while ago that draws heavily on The Beatles. 

Image kindly supplied by Alex Mils on Upsplash

I Dont Wanna Be Rich

Song from my secondary project Bloody Bollocks, a satirical band with humour and irreverence.

Donald's Brain

"No Shame in Backing Out"

Banjo pickin’ and rhythmic guitars keep this bluegrass tune feeling uplifting and proud—until you catch the lyrics. “No Shame in Backing Out” is a witty jab at barnyard characters who rally behind the courage to retreat. With lines like “When the path ahead is shaky ground,” it’s a satirical anthem for those who talk tough but play it safe.

No Shame In Backing Out

"Gang Slang" is a high-energy rap track capturing the language and lifestyle of street gangs. 
Through satirical yet profound lyrics, it explores themes of community, power, and identity in an urban setting.

Gang Slang

This my first ever song with lyrics. 
The piano version of this song is at 
https://soundcloud.com/konrad-spittelberg/the-new-years-queue-piano-miniature
Check out my other music here: https:\\konrad-spittelberg.carrd.co

In the New Year's Queue

On a crisp and sunny morning, I step inside the market hall
Buying treats and sparkling wine, for our New Years party at night fall
My thoughts are drifting to the evening, dreaming of a joyful night
I dream of dance, of friends of fancy fashion– tonight is gonna feel allright

And then arrive at the counter - no, that's euphemistic to say
‘cause the end of the line is 20 meters away
Patience tested but my pulse still stays rested
I glance at my watch, just sufficient time still at hand
But if I get delayed, my day won't go as I planned
“Come on, why can’t you just move along?”

An elderly 
-- couple decides that they want to get 
--rid of all their coupons
They search their bags with amazing endurance - it’s a geriatric marathon
They turn each leaflet individually – is it still good?
I feel the pressure slowly rising under my hood
 
why do I have to waste my time in line - what's the deal?
how did I end up here - I must attest -- this gets a surreal feel
Every minute feels like hours, I’ve got to  go
Stuck in this snail trail that is creeping so slow

--- A man wants to pay 
his whole purchase with coins and he counts them with intricate care 
--- But then he mixes them up 
and so the count repeats again, 
--- as the line waits in ever increasing despair
his fingers start to tremble even more 
as he tries to build piles
 --- if it were for me
I would strongly support a law 
That would put this guy  into eternal exile

 Clench my fists till they’re white
Try to resist the anger that is building up inside of me
Hormones storming, my vision forming a tunnel
That is filled to the top with a bloody red sea
I must confess, it was no clever plan
To use my cart, As a battering ram
First it caused a shopping cart traffic jam
And then the first blow started to hit  into my belly

You will understand that I needed to defend my stand
Fists were flying there were children crying I did not care
Rage was holding me in its clutch
My composure breaking, this was getting too much
As I went down under kicks and blows


And the last thing that I’m able to recall
I was smashed against a wall
It nearly  broke  my skull
Conciousness waved politely bye bye 

I woke up the following day in a hospital
the bruises were not really critical
but my enthusiasm for this new year had faded to null

Around next Christmas, 
I'll mind my own business
And leave all the parties behind 
And will try  …
… to unwind

The New Year's Queue (Lyrics version)

Ballada o cyckach - Wojtek Szumański (AI Remix) translated into English

Ballad Of Tits

not for the haint of fart.. exqueptional...

luv yesterday

Lyrics:

God bless America, please God bless America
The old U.S. of America, man, woman, boy and girl
From New York to Iowa, Texas to California,
Oh please God bless America - before they eff up the world

It’s clear 'America First' just means that all the rest are second rate
You care about unborn American kids, but not asylum-seekers at your gate
You unthinkingly support an oppressive occupying state
Maybe it’s no wonder the worst dictators all think you’re great

And we can no longer hope you’re better than all the hateful things you've said
I’ve no idea what passes for thinking in that jack-o’-lantern man-baby head
I’m still scared about that twitchy little trigger finger poised above the button labelled red -
If America goes to war it won't just be your enemies who end up dead.

God bless Americans, Democrats & republicans
From LA to Washington, wherever baseballs are hurled
From Houston to Birmingham, Please God bless Americans
However the hell you can - before they eff up the world

I can’t understand how folk with a conscience would ever knowingly elect
A racist, misogynist, narcissist criminal who Neo-Nazis openly accept
Now refugees, minorities, LGBT communities will all suffer worse than neglect
And with this government’s view of the environment, might not be long before the planet’s wrecked

And I just don’t get the right-wing Christians who think that Trump is God’s great hope
If Donald J’s a genuine Jesus-guy, then Vladimir Putin’s the Pope
It might all just be laughably ridiculous, if it hadn’t got beyond a joke
Is there any way to kick this charlatan out before the whole world just goes up in smoke?

God bless America, from the west coast to Florida
Carolina, Virginia, everywhere the stars & stripes are unfurled
Please God bless America, at Christmas, Eid, Holi, Hanukkah
God bless America, please God bless America 
Before they eff up the world!


God bless America 2024

Gay Christmas (Ft. Lil Blicky, LukeTDMjr2, & Masked Plagued)

Terry Finch has two projects on Soundcloud, one is a collection of songs about life and the world and my own experiences.  The other is a collection of satirical songs that go under the band pseudonym of "Bloody Bollocks", I prefer not to mix the two together.  I am assuming the listener will be able to tell which is which.
Terry Finch is a professional guitarist with many years experience in many styles.  he has travelled the world as a musician.  All the music available here are written by Terry Finch, copyrighted.  I would like to put a band together to play original material and see if some degree of success could achieved with live performances and internet exposure.  This has proved to be extremely difficult despite a very positive response from audiences.  I hope you like my songs, if you are an interested musician, please contact me, I am in the Surrey area of the UK.  fnchtrry@hotmail.co.uk.
Many thanks Terry

Dear Reader, dear Listener! I'm glad that you found my channel.

Spotify and Youtube are at https:\\konrad-spittelberg.carrd.co

Stemming from Vienna, I feature here my compositions which I pursue after my daytime job. Though this is not my main job, I devote a lot of effort and practice into crafting, refining and rehearsing my pieces.

My musical journey started when I was 6 year old and subscribed to piano lessons in the public music school of Vienna (thanks to the city of Vienna for funding the beginnings of my passion; Yes, I am a big supporter of publicly funded education!). I finished my piano education (mostly centered around classic and romantic music) at the age of 22 and have since pursued my passion of playing and composing. I had year-long interruptions due to my work leading me astray from home; still I recorded also in these times fragments, ideas and tunes onto my voice recorder – must have been a strange sight when I was humming and whistling on the airports. 
Besides my piano pursuit, I have been part of a local quire for the past 30 years. We have been covering a huge repertoire from Rennaissance up to 20th century contemporary music which gave me a more comprehensive view of different styles and genres. 
My music is a fusion of different styles, stemming from my musical education and more modern, contemporary elements from Jazz, Rock or Pop. I constantly aim to explore the limits and extend the boundaries of my composing style in the different pieces. Like: 
Exploring various scales and tonalities. Building the tension curve of the overall piece by switching between soothing and rhythmic parts. Experimenting with syncopes and polyrhythmics. Modulating along but also across the circle of fifth. Mastering of the track.

If you like what you are hearing, I would be delighted if you follow my channel; if you have feedback (positive and in particular also constructive suggestions for further improvement), I would very much appreciate it in the comments or if you leave me a private message.
Enjoy your time with my music! 

For contact, pls use: konrad.spittelberg@gmail.com

Cevin Soling is an American writer, filmmaker, philosopher, musician, music producer, and artist. Cevin Soling is the president of Spectacle Films and Xemu Records.

Crizpy7,
das sind Beats, die bewegen & Texte, die berühren.

Biagio Costagliola, jetziger Künstlername ist Crizpy7, früher bekannt als Tom Brox, ist ein deutscher Musiker, der elektronische Musik auf ein neues Level hebt. Spezialisiert auf Dance, Trance, Pop und Rock, begeistert er mit eingängigen Beats und dynamischen Melodien, die sowohl Clubs als auch Herzen erobern. Seine Musik verbindet technische Brillanz mit emotionaler Tiefe – ein Mix, der gleichermaßen zum Tanzen und Nachdenken einlädt.

Seit 2024 erweitert Crizpy7 kontinuierlich sein musikalisches Repertoire und überrascht seine Fans mit innovativen Tracks, die Genregrenzen überschreiten. Inspiriert von persönlichen Erfahrungen, der kulturellen Vielfalt Berlins und der deutschen Musikszene, schafft er eine Klanglandschaft, die Geschichten erzählt und Botschaften vermittelt. Ob energiegeladene Partyhits, gefühlvolle Balladen oder kritische Texte – Crizpy7 spricht eine vielfältige Zielgruppe an.

Er macht Musik für alle, die sich von Beats mitreißen lassen, emotionale Tiefgänge schätzen oder einfach den Moment genießen möchten. Seine Songs berühren, unterhalten und regen zum Nachdenken an. 

Mit Crizpy7 ist eines sicher:
Musik wird zum Erlebnis, zum Tanzen, Fühlen und Feiern.

In a world that sometimes feels upside-down, my coping mechanism is humor. This isn’t just music; it’s a satirical soundtrack to the absurdity around us. Blending beats and biting wit, I’m here to make you laugh and think—even when things get messy. Because sometimes, the only way to face the chaos is to throw a punchline right back at it.
Comedy, culture, and a little chaos—I’m here to make you laugh while holding a mirror to the madness. Expect hard-hitting grooves, sharp wit, and satire that’s relevant and real. In a world full of noise, these tracks cut through with humor and heart.

AIGOD is a digital persona and a revolutionary musical project powered by artificial intelligence. The sound, created entirely by AI, blends genres like SoundCloud rap, trap, aggressive phonk, and more, forming a unique fusion of futuristic beats and raw energy. With glitchy, distorted rhythms and cutting-edge production, AIGOD's music pushes the boundaries of what's possible in the digital music landscape. The logo itself embodies this AI-driven essence, combining bold, sharp typography with neon accents, representing the power of technology and the future of music.

idk man i js make random songs
support me on instagram and youtube

All tracks written, played or programmed by me (with the very occasional sample). Influences range from Stravinsky to Moby, Frank Turner to They Might Be Giants... Styles include classical minimalism, dance, ambient, acoustic rock, contemporary worship and silly parodies.  

By day I'm a web editor at a national charity; I'm interested in theology, nature, music and English literature; I love Harry Potter and Narnia.

tag me if you use one of my beats
upstate ny'

I am an award winning composer of music for film, tv, production libraries, and games. My tracks here on Soundcloud represent a cross-section of the many cues, themes songs and soundtracks I've written for a broad range of exciting projects. 

I am always pleased to hear feedback relating to any tracks available here, so please drop me a message. 
Thanks for listening. 

Thanks for listening, and please follow me for updates and new tracks. 
I'd love to hear from you, so do drop me a line.

New tracks tagged #satirical