For this year's christmas special we are venturing back to the Garnett household in 1966 where the family are upholding all the christmas traditions such as falling out and throwing stuff at the wall.

Till Death Us Do Part (Christmas special)

Opening

Two Best Friends Theme

A (Friendly) Kiss

Lacey's Big Adventure

Out of the Closet

(Recorded 12/18/2024)  Bingo is NOT prepared for the Cursemas Show but that’s okay! / Bingo is a lil sick! / Bingo took too much Mucinex DM an it made him gush blood all over! / Bingo puked AGAIN! / Is Bingo dyin’? / Superman voicemail!? / Orange Wine! / How to Win Friends and Influence People Book by Dale Carnegie / Sonic the CAT!? / Bingo’s Beep Bive into the Auntie Acid “comic strip” / Bumper Grumbles! 

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Episode 230:  Mucinex: Daniel Morton

A Game Of Headers & Volleys bring you their 2024 Christmas Special and it is the return of a favourite in the podcast sitcom, 'Arthurs Army'. The festive delight is titled 'Pike Is Home Alone'. 

It has been nearly two years since we last caught up with the shenanigans of Scargill Town Football Club and this special proves that nothing has changed at all.

Pike Is Home Alone (Christmas Special 2024)

Marge

Lyrics by Nik Bear Brown
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Come to Springfield, silly as can be,
Where madness and mayhem roam bright and free.
At 742 Evergreen Terrace, the doorbell rings—
Homer Simpson’s there, munching donuts, doing goofy things.

Homer’s the father with a belly so round,
Eating a pink donut while sprawled on the couch he’s found.
He bumbles and burps, but his heart’s full of cheer,
For Marge and the kids, he’d trade every last beer.

Beautiful Marge, her hair’s so tall,
She balances chaos with grace through it all.
She’s sweet as pie, she’s strong and smart,
Keeping the family together right from the start.

Bart is the prankster who’s quick on his feet,
Slinging his slingshot through every street.
He’s got a “Cowabunga!” and an “Ay, caramba!” shout,
You’ll know he’s trouble whenever he’s out!

Lisa’s the brightest, a whiz on her sax,
She’ll take on a cause with logic and facts.
Her heart is caring, her mind is keen,
In Springfield’s wild swirl, she stays calm and serene.

Mr. Burns sits high in his dusty old lair,
Plotting and scheming—he seldom plays fair.
With profits in mind and a sly little grin,
He’s the richest and gloomiest there’s ever been.

Sideshow Bob once performed with comedic delight,
But vengeance on Bart kept him stalking by night.
He’s cunning and crafty, yet his plans always flop,
A stray rake is never far from his flop.

Beautiful Marge, her hair’s so tall,
She balances chaos with grace through it all.
She’s sweet as pie, she’s strong and smart,
Keeping the family together right from the start.

Ned Flanders says, “Howdy!” with a friendly grin,
His kindness and patience never wear thin.
He’s virtuous, prayerful, polite to the bone,
Yet living next to Homer can make anyone groan.

Milhouse is awkward, with glasses so round,
He’s Bart’s loyal sidekick all over town.
He tries to be bold but is prone to a slip,
Still, he’ll stand by his buddy through every quip.

Apu runs his shop from morning till night,
Stocking and stacking—he does it just right.
He greets each customer with a courteous word,
Offering quick service in a world so absurd.

Edna’s the teacher who’s seen it all thrice,
Her patience is tested by chalkboard advice.
She sighs at each prank with a voice tinged in sass,
Still dreaming that true love may come to pass.

Krusty’s a clown with a big raspy laugh,
He stumbles on stage, sells burgers by half.
He jokes and he juggles, his secrets run grim,
Yet kids keep on watching—can’t get enough of him.

Nelson stands by with a mocking “Ha-ha!”
He’s the school’s bully, but not without flaw.
Sometimes a glimmer of kindness peeks through,
Though he’d never admit it—he’s got feelings too.

Beautiful Marge, her hair’s so tall,
She balances chaos with grace through it all.
She’s sweet as pie, she’s strong and smart,
Keeping the family together right from the start.

Main Characters in the Poem:
• Homer Simpson
• Marge Simpson
• Bart Simpson
• Lisa Simpson
• Mr. Burns
• Sideshow Bob
• Ned Flanders
• Milhouse
• Apu
• Edna Krabappel
• Krusty the Clown
• Nelson Muntz

Summary of the Story:
Set in Springfield, this playful song highlights the quirks and charms of various residents, from Homer’s donut obsession to Bart’s mischievous antics. Amid the chaos, Marge serves as the steadfast caretaker who balances everything with her calm guidance and strong heart.

Nik Bear Brown – A contemporary poet and lyricist, Nik Bear Brown is known for storytelling that fuses traditional folk themes with modern insights, particularly in ballads and narrative songs.

Marge

(Recorded 12/25/2024)  It’s the first part of a big ol’ Christmas thing or whatever! / A lovely phone call from Katie and Sam! / Casey has a Gross-Out Toy Zine!! / Bingo’s great grandfather reveals a family secret! / Jackson is a Home Alone 3 defender?? / Presents for Bingo!! / Wacky Dog and Stuffy Bank Manager! / Derry Girls! / Lots of segments! / Andy Mascola calls in and we talk about old people from Twitter! / And so much MORE! 

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Episode 231: The Cursemas Show Part 1

ChooChoo Films was created in 2012 by photographer & filmmaker, Joel Stevens. 

This page is mainly used for his podcast, A Game Of Headers & Volleys, which is a football podcast based on Dagenham & Redbridge FC. 

Slightly different from your usual football podcast with comedy skits scattered throughout.

Nik Bear Brown – Known for his unique storytelling style, Nik Bear Brown fuses traditional folk themes with modern insights, especially in ballads and narrative songs.

Nik Bear Brown is a songwriter seamlessly blending the roles of poet, lyricist, and digital artist to craft immersive sonic experiences.  Nik Bear writes new songs and novel arraignment's of public domain classics. With a deep appreciation for the power of words, he weaves intricate narratives and evocative imagery into his lyrics, capturing the essence of human emotions and experiences.

Embracing the digital age, Nik utilizes cutting-edge electronic tools to enhance every facet of his music. From manipulating his vocals with innovative effects to exploring unique arrangements, he creates a rich tapestry of sound that elevates the poetry within his songs. This fusion of traditional poetic elements and modern technology not only amplifies the emotional depth of his work but also invites listeners to engage with his artistry in new and exciting ways.

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