Gullmars Fever Dream

ViO Gibi - Skit (prod. Electron)

6. Evil Tiananmen Skit

[Intro]
You’s a dog, a mutt, a mangy lil’ flea-bit… ha!
(Super freaky…)
He a super freaky dog, y’all!

[Verse 1]
I can sniff the lies, boy, you barkin’ wrong
Told me I’m the one, now I’m singin’ this song
Had a “business trip,” but your snaps say “Thongs”
And the bed you’re in? Nah, that ain’t our home

You’re a super freaky dog, off the leash again
Lickin’ up attention, cheatin’ just for the win
Got a girl in Paris, one in Michigan
But you text me “Goodnight, babe” with a preacher’s grin

[Pre-Chorus]
Talkin’ ’bout “forever,” boy, you barely last a week
Swipe so much you gave your thumb a blister on the screen
Sayin’ “I don’t chase,” but you ran through half the street
Only time you loyal is when someone has a treat—SIT!

[Chorus]
He’s a super freaky dog (ruff!)
Lyin’ with a smirk and a half-tied jog
Says he want a queen but he actin’ like a frog
Girl, don’t fall for that façade—he a freaky dog

He’s a super freaky boy (ugh)
Only faithful to his lil’ decoy toys
Whisper “love” then he ghost like it’s a ploy
He’s the type to call you “wife” then text a decoy

[Verse 2]
He say “I’m done with games,” but his name’s still in the league
Every girl’s a “friend,” but they commentin’ with hearts and cheeks
Postin’ couple goals, then out here playin’ hide and seek
Meanwhile his main chick got no clue he’s on a streak

You ain’t slick, I peep the moves, I read the signs
Gave me “loyal” with a wink while you lyin’ every time
You deserve a chew toy, collar, and a bell
Doghouse VIP—hope the fleas treat you well!

[Pre-Chorus]
You a connoisseur of chaos, a five-star flirt
Smooth on the ‘Gram but your history dirt
Preachin’ like a prophet, but you just absurd
Keep your bone, I ain’t fetchin’—go kick it to the curb

[Chorus]
He’s a super freaky dog (woof!)
Scrollin’ through his texts, every message got smog
Says he “ain’t the type,” but he cheat like it’s a job
Girl, protect your peace—drop that freaky dog

He’s a super freaky boy (pause)
Loves to play victim when he gets caught, oy
Slick talk Romeo, broke trust like a toy
He’s the reason why we can’t enjoy the good boys

[Bridge]
Let me guess, it “didn’t mean a thing”?
But you gave her the hoodie AND the promise ring?
You a joke, a fraud, a bedtime tale
Told me “only you,” then you left the trail—
(With your phone face-down, like that hides a tale?)

[Outro / Spoken]
So next time you howl at the moon for “true love”?
Try stayin’ loyal longer than a TikTok crush.
You’re not a player—just lost on the field.
Good boys sit. Dogs? Get revealed.

(Super freaky… dog!) 🐶
Yup. Heel, boy. Heel.

Super Freaky Dog

[Intro]
(She takes my land…)
When I ain’t lookin’
Yeah, she digs deep —
And leaves it crooked!
(uhh!)

⸻

[Chorus]
Now I ain’t sayin’ she a coal digger (dirt-deep!)
But she ain’t messin’ with no soul-livers (no peace!)
Now I ain’t sayin’ she a sold digger (cha-ching!)
Just signed a deal with Exx-on and the drill sings!
(Get the oil, get the oil…)

⸻

[Verse 1]
She was workin’ with a shovel, now she drivin’ in a Rover
Black suit, black boots, like she workin’ for Jehovah
Only god she prays to is that quarterly return
Got the planet on fire, but she still won’t learn

She said she “off the grid” but that Tesla got a cord
Talkin’ climate change, while she’s flyin’ on a board
Private jet to a summit, then a steak at Nobu
Tells the press “go green” — meanwhile burns a whole zoo!

⸻

[Chorus]
Now I ain’t sayin’ she a coal digger (dig it!)
But her backyard look like Mordor, figured!
Now I ain’t sayin’ she a sold digger (truth hurts)
But she swapped morals for some carbon offsets and perks!

⸻

[Verse 2]
18 companies — she sit on every board
Talks about the poor while she’s drillin’ through the fjord
Used to chant “no blood for oil” back in ’03
Now she’s got Shell in her bio, “Sustainable Queen”

She marry money, divorce accountability
Signed a treaty, then signed a deal in Sicily
Got a diamond ring mined by a twelve-year-old
But it’s conflict-free! (Right?) Well, that’s what she told

⸻

[Bridge – Spoken]
“See, I’m not anti-environment — I just believe in a balanced approach.
One hand on the Earth… the other on the money.”
(Ding ding!)

⸻

[Chorus – Breakdown]
Now I ain’t sayin’ she a coal digger (nah)
But she’s dressed like Greta, talkin’ like Thatcher
Now I ain’t sayin’ she a sold digger (facts)
Every speech ends in a brand contract!

⸻

[Outro]
If you dig for coal, then you dig your soul
If you sell it out, man, that’s the toll
From the black rock bottom to the top floor suite —
She’ll burn the world… and say it’s heat.

(Yeah, she’s a coal digger — and a soul seller…)
(But she cute tho.)

Coal Digger (Sold Digger)

[Intro: Hype Voice]
Shawty smoked that…
Kush wit’ the loud, got me floatin’ like—woahhh
Next thing I know…
I was deep in the fridge with a bowl full of nachos, yo!

[Chorus:]
She had that green top, baked socks, eyes lookin’ real low (real low)
Hit that blunt one time, now I’m movin’ in slo-mo (slo-mo)
Got them munchies, my dude, I need snacks on the go (on the go)
I saw them Apple Bottom jeans…
And thought about apple pie, bro!

(Chomp!)
Cinnamon swirl, got me droolin’ on sight
I ain’t tryna flirt—
I just need a bite
Shawty droppin’ it low, I’m just tryna find rice
High as the moon and I’m huntin’ for spice!
Cuz I got—
HIGH, HIGH, HIGH, HIGH
Now I’m out here eatin’ French fries!

⸻

[Verse 1:]
I walked in the club, smellin’ like lemon haze
Eyes redder than a fire truck in a parade
DJ spinnin’, crowd grinnin’, everybody lit
But I’m at the bar askin’, “You got hummus with this pita chip?”

Forget your dancefloor
I’m raidin’ snacks like a landslide
Shawty got moves, but I got
Cheeto dust on my damn thigh
She was bendin’ over, lookin’ all thick
I leaned in close, said—“You ever dip apples in Cool Whip?”

⸻

[Chorus:]
She had that green top, baked socks, eyes lookin’ real low (real low)
Hit that blunt one time, now I’m movin’ in slo-mo (slo-mo)
Got them munchies, my dude, I need snacks on the go (on the go)
I saw them Apple Bottom jeans…
And thought about apple pie, bro!

(Yuh!)
Brown sugar crust, got me feelin’ alive
Screw the dance grind—
I’m tryna deep-fry
Girl got that jelly, and I ain’t talkin’ thighs
Just made a PB&J, no lie!
Cuz I got—
HIGH, HIGH, HIGH, HIGH
Now I’m sippin’ milk with Pop-Tarts on the side!

⸻

[Verse 2:]
Ayo, I ain’t lazy—I’m just “elevated”
Got the giggles on loop, situation’s upgraded
She whispered, “Come closer,” I said “Maybe later…”
I’m busy puttin’ ranch on mashed sweet taters

Eyes half-closed, brain full of snack dreams
Turned her twerk into a five-layer dip scene
Every jiggle looked like a jello cup
And when she popped it low, I said “Is that peach or what?”

⸻

[Chorus:]
She had that green top, baked socks, eyes lookin’ real low (real low)
Hit that blunt one time, now I’m movin’ in slo-mo (slo-mo)
Got them munchies, my dude, I need snacks on the go (on the go)
I saw them Apple Bottom jeans…
And thought about apple pie, bro!

(Yup!)
Whipped cream top with a flakey inside
Gave up on flirtin’—
I’m tryna get fried
Shawty got sauce, but I’m ketchup inclined
High as a kite with a fork and a knife!
Cuz I got—
HIGH, HIGH, HIGH, HIGH
And now I’m takin’ bites of moon pie!

High

last night i was all alone
and meet this rapper guy
he said he liked my clothes
said my songs were fly

asked me for my digits
said he wanna be my homie
kinda sus i think he wants 
to do more than know me 

invited me to a party
midnight when i arrived
all i see is this big names
all dressed in White 

i tought Michael Jackson was dead
why is he by my side
offered me baby oil
said they waiting for me inside

they tried to fuck me
at a P. Diddy party
they tried to fuck me
rubing their hands all over my body
they tried to fuck me
at a P. Diddy party
they tried to fuck me
they tried to fuck me at a P. Diddy party...
Oh, Diddy...

p. diddy party

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