Battling the Great Aku wherever he may appear

I Am The Ronin (SmaBoi Rap)

Repine Serendipitous (SmaBoi)

Unidentified Extra Testicle (SmaBoi)

[VERSE]
I got Big Dick Energy; enter rooms as the centerpiece
Pussy lines up around the block, eat ass like human centipedes
My hype man, producer; my agent: all three these men are me, I
Stride by, damn bazooka I'm wavin', entropy synergy

I'm done givin' ya pleasantries, ain't gon listen; done settling
I'll dismiss a bitch peddling bullshit lies, myths and meddling
I'm a veteran: mindfully, I've put time toward the bettering
Of my rhymes and the metaphors hidden throughout my messaging

My vibration's orchestral: drop percussion wit timpanis
Cross the nation, wide infamy, every song is a symphony
Foster ancient epiphany, make you stuck on my imagery
Visualizin' it vividly; wake y'all up from yo misery!

I'm a businessman, guru, and sick musician with symmetry
All delivered so splendidly, in this mission as trinity
I've planned vertical synergy, brand and visions of infantry
Built to manifest instantly everything to infinity! With my

[CHORUS]
Big Dick! Big Dick! Big Dick! Big Dick!
Big Dick! Big Dick! Big Dick Energy

[VERSE]
My dingle dangle wavin in the wind draws amazement
Wiggle waggle, watch it drag a crack in the pavement
Nasty ladies lick it like my hydrant was a popsicle
Half the babes I visit split so bad they're in a hospital

Why not come on over, squanch if you a moaner
I'll try to stay conscious for you as I get a boner
If I haven't passed out when my blood switched heads,
Take Lamaze class now so you won't end up dead

Stretch and work it out, tighten up with some Kegels
My dick do tricks and daring stunts like Evel Kenival
Soon I bet you gonna be beggin for mercy, the
Last bitch needed to get reconstructive surgery

It's quite odd, hotties look at my rod,
Excogitating, "By GOD, his dick got him lookin like a tripod!"
Double-edged sword, it's a blessing and a curse
Some day, after I die, I'll need a F-shaped hearse, for my

[CHORUS]
Big Dick! Big Dick! Big Dick! Big Dick!
Big Dick! Big Dick! Big Dick Energy

[VERSE]
My stable, able baby gravy's sure ta own ya, I'mma
Fuck a bitch unconscious; wake her up wit ammonia
Then I'll letta getta little taste of ambrosia,
Steamin up like a nova, leave a musky aroma

My dick's like my intellect: Brob ding nag yan
Thick 'n ginormous, it's goddamn staggerin
Both reputedly known fo pussy shatterin
Conclusively, fluidly bone, look, she flattened

Strum tons a plums til the ladies succumb, I be
Bouncin on their buns, like a drum, gettin spun,
I keep on givin her some, til she done struck dumb
Make her body feel yum, make her booty come numb

I'mma make ya lady wanna dabble in polygamy
Lovin any gul that want it; ain't it awful bigamy?
I'mma be the only man who stay up in her memory
Tinglin she mammaries wit Big Dick ENERGY!

[CHORUS]
Big Dick! Big Dick! Big Dick! Big Dick!
Big Dick! Big Dick! Big Dick Energy

Big Dick Energy

'Sma Spacious Spaceship

This show is called "Phantasmagoria", and "P12a" is a shorter name for it.
P12a is a modern rock opera, retelling Dante's Divine Comedy in three acts.

This is the first of three LPs. Each one contains one act of the rock opera.
Act 1, Autocremation, introduces us to "The Dreamer", a vice-ridden sinner.
Follow along as our sleeping protagonist must now confront terrible demons.

Phantasmagoria is a real word that means, "a sequence of dream-like events".
This is a one-of-a-kind psychedelic trip through hell, purgatory and heaven. 
It's quite unlike anything you have ever seen or heard of, in all your life past.

I made this all with a great deal of consideration, effort and love, mainly alone.
The journey to this Magnum Opus began in early 2016, and I've kept at it since.
I've constantly ideated, iterated and polished it all for nearly a decade. Enjoy. <3

1.03 - Luster (Virgil and Charlie) - P12a, Act 1

Autocremation

1.08 - Nolo Contendere (Innocence is Heresy) - P12a, Act 1

1.07 - Interlude (Toils and Screams) - P12a, Act 1

1.09 - Avarice (Fear Lust, Hate Greed) - P12a, Act 1

1.01 - Hypnagogia (Time to Crash) - P12a, Act 1

1.11 - Ego Death (Soul Rebirth) - P12a, Act 1

1.06 - Choler (Fury's Forge) - P12a, Act 1

1.10 - Terminus (Rock Bottom) - P12a, Act 1

1.05 - Underwriting (Wall Street Beat) - P12a, Act 1

Developer of interactive online media, hobbyist skydiver, professional voice actor, musician and business owner. Producer of musical scores & independent video games. Past exploits and destinations include the Eiffel Tower, Stonehenge, Chichen Itza, X'Caret, Cozumel, Old Faithful, coast-to-coast in the US and Australia, Shakespeare's home, Canada, PAX East, Burning Man, Alcatraz, and Shakespeare's Globe Theater, among others. Co-presented on stage with Kevin Mitnick and Steve Wozniak. Met and chilled with quite a few celebrities and luminaries, including Michael Dell, Dr. Vinton Cerf, MC Frontalot, mc chris, MC Lars, Tahmoh Penikett, Alona Tal, Richard Speight, Misha Collins and Jared Padalecki. Hobbies include skydiving, bungee jumping and free climbing. Once waterskied on the noses of dolphins.

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