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from the AWARD WINNING band we present today this AUDITORY VOYAGE that will take you to the HEART of the JONKER and inspire your GENIUS.
This track is the result of a study on the human mind, that will revolutionnate the way music is made. After DECADES of research, 
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CREDITS :
DJ NARRATE : prod
DJ SPOOKY : jonker makeup, artwork
JONKER : vocals

THE JONKER

A social experiment conducted by Sharjah's Child Safety Department reveal a terrifying number of children do not understand the concept of stranger danger, where only 1 amongst the 37 children hesitated to accept a free ice cream from a stranger in exchange for entering the ice cream van.

97.3% Children Fail To Detect Stranger Danger

This week on Entanglements: What did we learn from our first season? What’s on deck for the future? Our hosts explore these questions and more in conversations with a special guest.

Wrapping Up Season 1

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After a two-year hiatus, the Undark podcast returns with a new format and a new name: Entanglements. Join science journalists Brooke Borel and Anna Rothschild as they invite guests with both expertise and divergent opinions on some of the most contentious and politicized areas of science today, from vaccines and GMOs to deep sea mining, AI, and the origins of Covid. Their goal: To see if they can break through the discord and find common ground. Far from an exercise in false balance, Entanglements, like Undark, seeks to bring civil discussion — and a bit of fun and wonder — back to the intersection of science and culture.

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