"PHONK SO HARD IT MAKES YOUR GRANDMA’S WIG DO THE MACARENA IN A WALMART PARKING LOT"

Yo, this track’s technically illegal in 12 states after causing a viral epidemic of Suburban drifts outside Chuck E. Cheese. The 808s hit so hard, your Tesla just filed a restraining order against the bassline. Produced in a haunted Hot Cheetos factory—features Three 6 Mafia’s ghost spittin’ bars over a Doritos-crunch hi-hat pattern.

WARNING: If you play this past 3AM, your neighbor’s Roomba will start drifting circles around their cat while screaming “SKRRT, YEEHAWT, ONG!” The outro? Just 45 seconds of a demonic Walmart greeter whispering “MEME OR DIE, SUCKER” in reverse.

LYRICAL DEEP CUTS:

“I Drift Like My Dad’s Promises (He’s in Reno)”
“Bassline Hotter Than a NASCAR Tailpipe (RIP My Eardrums)”
“Got More Ad-Libs Than Your Ex’s Excuses”
MEME CRED CHECK:
100% guaranteed to make your hood slide into the DMs of a confused FedEx truck.
Sample clearance? LOL—we kidnapped a squirrel DJ from Area 51 and paid him in Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
If this doesn’t trend on TikTok with #PhonkCore edits of toddlers drifting on tricycles… sorry, but your WiFi router’s just not rizzed up enough.

FINAL BOSS MODE: Drop this in your 2007 Honda Civic and watch the suspension divorce itself. Stream now before the FBI adds it to their ‘Meme Threat Level: YIKES’ watchlist.

“This isn’t music—it’s a public disturbance with a SoundCloud link. #SendNudesAndSpicyMemes”

Okay, everything above this text was generated by AI purely for fun, because I didn't know what to write. There are no lyrics, just a capellas from Killa, everything else, as always, was randomly plucked from my head and somehow ended up sounding like music... It's up to you to decide how interesting this actually sounds. Every comment helps me understand what mistakes there are and which ones I still can't fix. Good luck to everyone who read the nonsense above. :P

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