DubPorn Ft. Queen Ailah

/ 00 / Surface Breathing /

/ 01 / Solar Drift /

/ 09 / The Silence Field /

/ 10 / The Reflective Mind /

/ 11 / Transmission to Earth /

Still Flow

/ aus.tieferer.zeit /

/ wiedergeburt /

🔊💭 Baby Got Brain — The Dub Mix for People Who Prefer Intelligence Over Sixpacks

This is the soundtrack for everyone who ever fell in love
—not with hips, lips, or trips—
but with a mind so big it needs its own seat reservation.

Prepare your two remaining brain cells.

Because, my friend… Baby. Got. Brain. 🧠💚🔊

Enjoy the wobble. Enjoy the wisdom.

Lyrics:

Oh my God, dude, look at her mind.
It is so big.
She’s like… one of those genius girls or something.
Who understands those genius girls?
They only talk in metaphors, quantum physics,
and “actually” every five seconds.
Her brain… it’s just so huge.
Like, I can’t believe it’s just so sharp.
It’s out there.
She’s just so… brilliant.

I like big brains and I can’t deny,
All you simple bros can’t even try.
When a girl walks in with encyclopedic grace
And a logic bomb in your face,
You freeze up —
Wanna hold your cup,
’Cause you know her IQ is gonna eat you up.
Deep in the books she’s carrying,
I’m stunned and I can’t stop staring.

Oh, smarty,
I wanna write papers with ya,
And maybe take a lecture.
My homeboys try to warn me,
But that brain you got makes me so nerdy.

Ooh, Miss Philosopha,
You say you wanna school my aura?
Well, teach me, teach me —
’Cause you ain’t that average sweetie.

I’ve seen her thinking,
Her neurons linking,
She’s fast — blast —
Got it runnin’ like a server stack.

I’m tired of dudes complainin’
Sayin’ “smart girls are intimidatin’.”
Take the average guy and ask him quick —
He wants someone super slick.

So fellas (yeah!) fellas (yeah!)
Has your lady got the brain? (Oh yeah!)
Tell her to show it (show it!) prove it (prove it!)
Show that healthy brain!

Baby got brain.

Baby got brain.
Baby got brain.

I like ’em wise — and deep,
And when she talks philosophy, I lose sleep.
I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like a student,
Now here’s my clue then:
I wanna get her home
And uhh — double up — uhh — uhh —
On study sessions.
I ain’t talkin’ dis’ professions —
I want real thoughts and insights,
So bring that genius light.

Professor’s in trouble,
Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble —
Of knowledge.
I’m watchin’ documentaries,
Sharp ladies crushin’ all the theories.
You can keep your vanity queens,
I want women with PhDs.

A word to the brilliant sisters:
I wanna get with ya,
I won't ghost or ditch ya,
But I gotta be straight when I say
I’m tryin’ to think with ya
Till the break of dawn.

Baby’s got it goin’ on.
A lot of bros won’t like this track,
’Cause they prefer minds turned off — not back.
But I’d rather read, then lead,
’Cause I’m strong, and I belong
With a woman who solves equations wrong?
Nah — she solves ’em all day long!

So ladies (yeah!) ladies (yeah!)
If your intellect drives men crazy (yeah!)
Then turn around, stick it out —
Let the world know without a doubt:

Baby got brain.

Yeah girl, when it comes to mental power…
Forget those glossy magazines.
Your 900 IQ spread…
Mmm, that’s the real dream.

So your boyfriend drives a hatchback,
Actin’ tough with a podcast playback —
But he ain’t got a processor
Like the one you got inside, professor.

My anaconda — nope —
Doesn’t even cope
Unless you’ve got… quotes,
Hun.

You can do Sudoku or logic drills,
But don’t lose those skills.

Some wannabes talk real bold
Sayin’ “smart girls leave me cold.”
So they ditch ya and leave ya,
But I pull up quick just to meet ya.

If someone says you’re “too smart,”
I ain’t down with that.
Your mind is fire, your thoughts are kickin’,
And I’m thinkin’ ’bout stickin’
Around for all your wild ideas —
You’re the one I want, my dear.

So ladies, if the brain is round —
And you run this whole damn town —
Forget dumb thoughts, let’s get profound:

Baby got brain.

Baby got brain.
Baby got brain.

Baby Got Brain (Dub Version)

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The Easy Juans are a electronic band from the Netherlands. We have been making music for over 20 years, always raw and uncut. 

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