Beat by me
Both voices by me
Mix by Kenos https://www.youtube.com/@KENOSISHOT
TN by gman2006. on Discord


Story time! A few weeks ago I thought, "Hey, you know what would be cool? Making an entire rap battle, beat and all, in less than two hours!"

I wrote the beat in half an hour, the lyrics in an hour, recorded it in the last half hour... got it all sent to Kenos, got the mix back same day, asked for Gman's thumbnail expertise, got that wicked fast...

And then proceeded to forget to upload it for weeks.

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This may or may not be redone with higher quality and better lyrics for a future release, but I wanted to show what I did now because I'm super proud of it!

Side note: Zapdos is mainly based on his iterations in the spinoffs, referencing Rescue Team and Guardian Signs in particular.


LYRICS:
ZAPDOS
Is the Power Plant jacker back from hiatus?
Primeape is less scary past prime, ain’t it?
I’m at the top of Mt Thunder while your kind’s wasted
On a vigilante fresh out of the ice! Face it
You guard a lethal weapon cause your maker bot got personal
Mega showed up and made your Montage Terminal
You know the drill, try to Mirror my Moves
But a thunder god could surely put the fear inside you

MANDRILL
I was at this centuries before you could fly
Scrap the 20, I’ll put two X’s over your eyes
Try to armor through a Squirtle shell but still they let the kill show
Now I’ll do it right back- Disarmored Armadillo
Shifty poultry shoulda stayed in Gen 1
Cause when Shiftry showed you went and let his friends run
With your OU niche depleted, it seems fitting
That a team of children’s your last means of lifting

ZAPDOS
Bitch, I know you didn’t keep that up
You’re a pushover in everyone’s elite TAS runs
And now every single remix sees a beast gassed up
But your battle isn’t even worth a rematch, bud
I’m fly like Layuda, you’re grounded like Renbow
Without any range, fire straight if you can though
Like Eagle so high you got beat from the sky
Now I’ll leave you behind, as fast as Nintendo
MANDRILL
Slow as your plotline, Sigma to Slugma
I’ll bring the dark world your audience runs from
Claim moral high ground, but this tuta-minus
Tries channeling lightning on kids when they fight him
I was built as a sentry protecting this entrance
Electric defenses your pecks never get in
Took too many hits, and now look what’s happened
No Galar, I left this attack chicken blackened

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