The Pudding Dragons deliver a hilariously chaotic twist on classic nursery rhymes, transforming them into headbanging anthems packed with crushing nu-metal riffs and tongue-in-cheek humor. Their music turns childhood nostalgia into a riotous, mosh-inducing experience designed to amuse fans and annoy unsuspecting neighbors alike. With a blend of bone-shaking grooves, comedic lyrics, and over-the-top energy, The Pudding Dragons prove that no lullaby is safe from their ferocious, laughter-fueled reinvention.

Nursery Rhymes to wake your Neighors

If you're happy and you know it

Row, row, row your boat

Hickory Dickory Dock

Hey diddle diddle

Jack and Jill went up the hill

This little piggy went to market

The itsy bitsy spider

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

Old MacDonald had a Farm

Baa, baa, black sheep

The Pudding Dragons deliver a hilarious tribute to our fur babies with an album that blends nu-metal energy with comedy and crushing riffs. Celebrating our love for cats and animals, they create a playful yet powerful soundtrack, mixing hard-hitting guitar lines with tongue-in-cheek lyrics that poke fun at our obsession with our pets. The album is a wild, riff-driven ride that captures the joy and chaos of life with our furry companions, all while keeping the vibe heavy, humorous, and irresistibly catchy.

Kitty up a tree

My cat has got the Zoomies!

Embrace of the Forgotten

How heavy Is that cat?

Cat Meek

Gravity's Grin

Siamese has my bag

The Witches Cat Of Love

Lyrics
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Sir, I'm terribly sorry
but this behaviour is not in keeping with the tone of the institution
I must kindly ask you to conclude your visit at this time
The gift shop is just on your left as you depart

Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

Your behaviour!
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

I'm afraid
I must insist your conduct is rather outside the standards we uphold
If you would be so good as to see yourself out
The gift shop will mark your final stop

Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

Your behaviour!
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

This isn't quite the performance we had in mind for today, sir
Might I suggest an elegant exit
Through the gift shop, of course

Thank you for your co-operation.

Exit Thruu The Gift Shop

Blending heavy riffs with a dose of humor, Cats delivers unforgettable nu-metal experiences that invite fans to embrace the chaos and enjoy every moment. Our music combines intense energy and raw power with a playful, lighthearted approach, keeping the atmosphere fun and engaging. Whether you're headbanging to the crushing sound or laughing along with the irreverent lyrics, we create a space where everyone feels welcome to let loose and join the wild ride. It’s a fusion of heavy metal intensity and a carefree spirit, making each performance a unique and thrilling adventure.

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