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Low Key

What if Cast Away was about getting too high, stranded on your own couch, and your “Wilson” was a greasy pizza box? Dive into a hilariously lazy, meme-fueled anthem for every stoner, snack hoarder, and homebody marooned in their living room. “Cast Away” blends lo-fi chill grooves, beachy FX, and an epic singalong chorus you’ll be humming from your snack fortress. This is the ultimate ode to snack survival, couch quicksand, and surrendering to your inner island castaway. Tag a friend who’s still missing in action since their last pizza run and let the waves of Cheeto dust carry you home. Add to your stoner, comedy, and chill playlists—because snack time is a journey, not a destination.
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Lyrics:

Stranded in my living room,
Supplies are running low.
Pizza box for a pillow—
Wilson, don’t let go.

I got shipwrecked on the sofa, marooned since half-past four,
TV remote’s gone missing, my feet don’t touch the floor.
Phone is out of reach, snacks are just a rumor,
Been texting for a rescue, but my group chat’s full of boomers.
Fridge is way too far, my legs forgot their function,
Cushion quicksand’s got me now, this is my last assumption:
If I die before I move, just tell my friends online—
I tried to reach the pantry, but the rug became the brine.

I’m a cast away, lost at sea of Cheeto dust,
WILSON, you’re my only friend, in snacks I trust.
SOS spelled in popcorn, drifting in the den,
No rescue in sight—guess I’ll binge again.
I’m a cast away, lost on Couch Lagoon,
Dreaming of delivery, stuck here til June.

Day six, the light is fading, I hallucinate a snack,
Hear the siren song of pizza, but the driver never backs.
The dog is looking worried, my beard collects the crumbs,
I built a raft of sweatpants, but the TV’s on reruns.
Couch monsters in the shadows, Wilson cheers me on,
He’s a greasy cardboard prophet, I wrote my will in parmesan.
Every time I check my fridge, there’s just an echo and a sigh—
If DoorDash doesn’t answer, tonight’s the night I die.

I’m a cast away, lost at sea of Cheeto dust,
WILSON, you’re my only friend, in snacks I trust.
SOS spelled in popcorn, drifting in the den,
No rescue in sight—guess I’ll binge again.
I’m a cast away, lost on Couch Lagoon,
Dreaming of delivery, stuck here til June.

Drifting off on the ottoman, see visions in the screen—
Taco Bell horizon, a cheeseburger submarine.
Wilson rides a dolphin, waving crusts like flares,
A pepperoni sunrise, snack ships everywhere.
But then I blink—it’s gone,
The credits rolling on and on.

I’m a cast away, lost at sea of Cheeto dust,
WILSON, you’re my only friend, in snacks I trust.
SOS spelled in popcorn, drifting in the den,
No rescue in sight—guess I’ll binge again.
I’m a cast away, lost on Couch Lagoon,
If I ever escape, I’ll come back soon.

So if you find me missing, don’t bother with the search,
Just check beneath the pizza box,
That’s where I built my church.
Me and Wilson, living out our days—
Cast away on couches,
Lost in lazy haze.



Cast Away

I built Shiitake Products because the world needed a home for beautiful nonsense and soul-splitting truth.

Sometimes that looks like a dancefloor meltdown at 2am.
Sometimes it's a button that says "Mildly Okay Human."
Sometimes it's a whispered hymn to grief.

It's all real. It's all me.
This is my multiverse—and you're invited.
Here, AI collides with human emotion to create music that actually means something. From dark trap bangers to cinematic alt-rock anthems, from emo-folk confessionals to glitch-satire ballads—every track is a story, a mood, a moment.
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🎧 Genres? Trap. EDM. Alt-rock. Rap-rock. Folk. Comedy. Chaos.
🧠 Themes? Rage. Love. ADHD spirals. Existential dread. Healing. Heartbreak. Hope.
🎯 Mission? To punch through the noise—and hit something real.
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Branden grew up in California learning to love music from a young age, picking up the guitar as a teenager. He began writing songs at 15 years old and was the front man/songwriter in several bands, one that opened for Paramore, the Plain White Tees, and Jordan Feliz to name a few. He was a Christian Artist Search top 10 Finalist in California and his song was featured on the radio. 
	Brittney, also a California native, grew up dancing as a competitive dancer. She sang in her elementary school choir but didn’t take singing seriously until she began singing at church as a young adult. After marrying Branden she began her musical journey and taught herself piano and drums. At that time she began writing music.
	Branden and Britney co-wrote an EP in 2016 that Branden produced and released. They were members of the West Coast Songwriters Association and were asked to write a song for David Hasselhoff. They also wrote music that was used for Tarte Cosmetics advertising. In 2021 they moved to Kentucky where they reside today.
	They have been married now for over 15 years and have 2 daughters. Their music is inspired by rock, soul, blues jazz, R&B and country music that they are surrounded with living in the Blue Grass state. Their style is a blend of West Coast and Southern cultures, creating catchy, fresh and rhythmic melodies that are as unique as their experiences.

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