after a hiatus due to laziness in the editing room, we return with two movies you might have actually heard of before. they are two sci fi fantasy epics that tried really hard to be the next star wars and failed. we also manage to briefly discuss pringles and poochinski. it's a long episode, folks! also, check out krom's tree care & landscaping in davisburg michigan! we have no affiliation with them, but they seem cool. each to his fate.

krull / willow

Arrg me farteys
rick drums
tyler bass
original song: Sounds Like Chicken

Scourge of the Black Spot (bsmt jam)

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[Verse]

had I known I'd have helped you
you'd have been my wish
and precipice would have not stopped me
nor could towering inferno skies
I'd have tussled with daemon
and fought with warrior
to be by your side

[Chorus]
and as there was
and always had been
someone waiting in the wings
for you
and all of us
I'd have been him

[Verse 2]
I'd taken to waiting behind the door
listening from deep within
you're singing baffled me
it was as though an angel singing

[Bridge]
and I'd always loved you
beyond time itself
I'd always been one and the same
you'd laid upon a shelf
in my soul
and I'd always wondered
even when very small
that, what you had have been
before it all

[Chrous]
and as there was
and always had been
someone waiting in the wings
for you
and all of us
I'd have been him

[Verse 3]
When winter came
unimaginable pain
had sort to take you away from me
and with spring and summer
you made me wonder
what had I became

[Verse 4]
your hair flow
as does a river
your lips as red as reign
an I would be here forever
trapped longingly in your gaze

beyond the pale
before all weather
I'd wonder to endeavour
to be yours

beyond the pale
before all weather
I'd wonder to endeavour
to be yours

[Chrous]
and as there was
and always had been
someone waiting in the wings
for you
and all of us
I'd have been him

Someone Waiting in the Wings

Well Du du du, and a Day Day day, Oh NO I HAVE. 


Well du du du and a Day Day Day Pirate Song BEWARE CATCHY

upword

spooksong_fart-2025.flac

magdeburg

oh whoops i spilled my family guy funny moments all over the real song guess you dont get to hear it sucks aw man a shame

werehaus

Fahrentiefe

E.S.P.Y.

three monstar hosts wade through the detritus of forgotten b-movies and occasional classics while making some monster pals along the way. follow us on instagram @monsterclubtm

i make music sometimes. like the Woeful Men of old i expell my undeveloped bs once per Mothin'. 
feel free to take it. my noise is for the people.
nothing i did pre-forskehue is real it doesnt count dont look at it ( it was a very hard time for me a hobo stole my kneecaps and the temporary transplants turned me into a redditor)


i'm known by many names: speedy mcfartass, the battleship, DarthGreninja,Sandwich, robotskeIeton, Jazz Dealer, ShitFart, Siegfried Sasson, the guatemala watermelon bandit,evil wizard,The Cone Ranger, Colonel Corn the Master of Maze and Wizard of Wheat, Finland's Bane, unknown assailant #3,Box Man, OmegaFlame, henry, zephyr,zephanie,etc. but here i am traffic_cone.mp3,makerr of Terrible Musicse for Terrible People. Listene if thou Chews.

lots of this is old and bad (repurposed old account when i tried to make a new one and it said "i already know you foo, you're traffic cone, speedy!"

 so uh yeah dont please

 traffic coning is bad for your health

if you or a loved one have been exposed to trace amounts of traffic cone at work, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

New tracks tagged #swashbuckle