More weird superstitions, farts, another taste test (HOT)

EP118 | All I Can Think About Is Manholes

Watch the 9malls review of the Takis Limited Edition Cobra Snack Chip Taste Test. Is the Takis Cobra better than the original Takis flavor? Watch the hands on test to find out. #takis #snacks #snackfoods #foodies 

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Takis Limited Edition Cobra Snack Chip Taste Test Review

Watch the 9malls review of the Takis Waves Potato Chips Dragon Sweet Chili Snacks Taste Test. Are these potato chips better than the sweet chili corn chips? Watch the hands on test to find out. #takis #potatochips #snacks #snacking #takiswaves

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Takis Waves Potato Chips Dragon Sweet Chili Snacks Taste Test Review

It’s a big old busy week at CheapShow HQ, as Paul and Eli are going to be spending most this week FILMING episode 400. However, this means that Paul doesn’t fancy doing a full proper editing job on the podcast, so demands a “real time” one hour episode. Uncut. Almost Uncut. Despite the tight time limit, the cheap chaps actually cram quite a lot into the episode. They’ll gobble down liquorice chocolate, slurp some odd Irn Bru soda, snack on some truffle chips and attempt to swallow a sour “Warhead’s flavoured” pickle. And that’s just the tip of the overstuffed iceberg. To make things even more “interesting”, Paul and Eli are playing a secret game in the background, but it’s threatening to detail the podcast before the show even gets started. Who will “Get Got”? Find out in this week’s breakneck episode!

THIS is the MONO (Keep it simple) VERSION

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Ep 398: Don't Get Got (Mono Edition)

It’s a big old busy week at CheapShow HQ, as Paul and Eli are going to be spending most this week FILMING episode 400. However, this means that Paul doesn’t fancy doing a full proper editing job on the podcast, so demands a “real time” one hour episode. Uncut. Almost Uncut. Despite the tight time limit, the cheap chaps actually cram quite a lot into the episode. They’ll gobble down liquorice chocolate, slurp some odd Irn Bru soda, snack on some truffle chips and attempt to swallow a sour “Warhead’s flavoured” pickle. And that’s just the tip of the overstuffed iceberg. To make things even more “interesting”, Paul and Eli are playing a secret game in the background, but it’s threatening to detail the podcast before the show even gets started. Who will “Get Got”? Find out in this week’s breakneck episode!

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Ep 398: Don't Get Got (Stereo Edition)

Fuck him ill slide on his pussy ass right now. Hi-Point screamin like a bald eagle. No face no case fuckboy

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Max Mass Man Marty

Watch the 9malls review of the Takis Buckin' Ranch New Snack Corn Chip. Do these Ranch Takis taste better than Cool Ranch Doritos? Watch the hands on taste test to find out. #ranch #takis #takisranch #tastetest #review 

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Takis Buckin' Ranch New Snack Taste Test Review

Welcome to the courtroom of the absurd, where snack time turns criminal. Banished for Crunch Crimes is a darkly comedic trap/experimental hip-hop banger forged in the flames of Takis and tension. Gritty lo-fi textures meet bass-heavy madness, layered with whispered hooks and true crime parody. This track doesn’t just slap—it crunches. Perfect for fans of surreal humor, glitchy beats, and storytelling that bites. Turn it up, but not too loud… or you might be next.

Lyrics:

Whole house quiet—’til the bag tore wide,
Flame-dust fallout, couldn’t let it slide.
First bite hit like a gun in a church,
Katie lookin’ at him like he cursed the earth.

"Move," she said, "before I lose my soul."
He took the walk like a man on parole.
Kitchen exile, cold like steel,
Snack-time felon, banned from the meal.

Banished for crunch crimes
Taki boy doin’ time
Chips too loud, that’s the line
Flavor outlaw, snackin’ blind
Banished for crunch crimes
Exiled where the shadows dine
Court said ‘shut that bag’ or else
Now he crunchin’ with nobody else

Moonwalkin' like a ghost in chains,
Crumbs fallin’ like he lost his brains.
Crunchin’ on beat like a trap song drop,
He ain't even mad—just chewin' non-stop.

Katie tryin’ not to bust out laughin’,
But his crunch got echoes, house sound cracklin’.
And I’m in the back like “Yo that’s cold,”
Banished on day one? That story’s gold.

They said he was just a boy…
But he held flame-dust in his hands.
And when that bag opened...
Everything changed.

Snack demon...

Banished for crunch crimes
(Snack war, no peace sign)
Taki boy walked the line
(Exile in real time)
Banished for crunch crimes
(Ate heat like a warhead mine)
She heard the crunch from across the state
Now he chewin’ in the dark like fate

In this house… noise has consequences.
Consequences… consequences…

Banished For Crunch Crimes

Wicked. (remix)

Taco Bell3 (Wendy's)

🔥 Track Name: TAKIZ  
🎤 Artist: lil.Beelzebub X wrldofdunkin 
🎵 Genre Fusion: Indie | Hip-Hop | Rap | Trap | Storytelling

“TAKIZ” is a vibrant genre-bending odyssey from lil.Beelzebub X wrldofdunkin, fusing indie’s introspective heart with the swagger of hip‑hop, the raw edge of rap, and the rattling energy of trap. Over a beat that pops with crunchy percussion and a head‑bopping bassline, the duo spins a playful yet poignant tale—an urban fast‑food saga where “Takis Paxket” becomes both a literal snack and a metaphor for late-night cravings, wild collaborations, and the hunger for creative expression. The storytelling weaves through smoky verses and catchy refrains that crackle with streetwise wit, nostalgia, and that tang of neon‑lit drive‑thru culture. It’s equal parts snack‑time indulgence and deep cut commentary—an aural candy bar with substance. This track is a bold sonic snack from lil.Beelzebub X wrldofdunkin—a flavor-packed fusion of indie introspection, hip‑hop swagger, rap grit, trap bounce, and cinematic storytelling. It’s built around the spicy metaphor of “Takis Paxket,” conjuring visions of neon‑lit late-night cravings, fry‑window escapades, and communal creative hustle. The production crackles with crunchy percussion, thunderous bass, and atmospheric synths, while the vocals balance raw street poetry with haunting melody. The result is a late‑night drive‑thru anthem that’s as addictive as it is introspective, bridging snack‑time indulgence and artistic hunger into one unforgettable trip.


Genre Fusion: A seamless blend of indie songwriting, hip‑hop rhythms, rap narratives, trap beats, and vivid storytelling.

Title Reference: “TAKIZ” riffs off the iconic spicy Takis snack—symbolizing head‑turning flavor, hunger, and late‑night vibes.

Storytelling Focus: Paints a fast‑food‑infused urban tale—craving, community, and creative hustle on a neon‑lit street corner.

Mood & Tone: Edgy yet nostalgic—equal parts mouth‑watering, hood‑wise swagger and reflective lyricism.

Production Style: Crunchy percussion, deep sub‑bass, spaced‑out synths… like neon lights and fryer crackle fused into sound.

Collab Chemistry: lil.Beelzebub brings haunting indie‑rap melodies, wrldofdunkin balances with hyperactive trap flows—a delicious contrast.

Vibes: Late‑night drive‑thru sessions, snack runs with friends, introspective moments in the 3 AM glow—captured in audio form.

Memorable Imagery: From dipping Takis in spicy sauces to waiting for fries at a closed window—the song builds cinematic, snack‑fuelled visuals.
 Cross‑Genre Alchemy: Indie mood, hip‑hop rhythm, rap lyricism, trap energy, visual storytelling—all baked in.

Title Spin: “TAKIZ” riffs off spicy Takis chips—symbolic of bold flavor and late-night cravings.

Visual Narrative: A fast‑food‑infused urban short film—midnight parlance, fryer hum, neon glow.

Sound Design: Crisp percussion, deep sub‑bass, ambient pads—like drive‑thru lights meeting distorting vibe.

Vocal Contrast: lil.Beelzebub’s brooding indie-rap meets wrldofdunkin’s energetic trap flow—sparking dynamic tension.

Mood Board: Hungry, nostalgic, edgy—like a cinematic snack run at 2 AM with old friends.

Lyrical Hooks: Lines about Takis dipped in sauce, fry‑window antics, street‑wise metaphors—evocative imagery.

Energy Profile: Mouth-watering and thought-provoking; high-octane yet emotionally resonant.



TAKIZ

The events of last week’s thrilling episode have taken their toll on Paul & Eli this week. They’re so tired out, they forgot to plan something to do and to make things worse, they are not in “the zone”! Thankfully (or not), Eli has something up his sleeve to “enhance” their “performance” and it may end up giving them both a false sense of confidence. If the stuff works at all! It’s a snack packed episode anyway, with the Cheap Chaps munching through hot habanero potato rings, Japanese Kit Kats, Cheesy Takis and a fair few hot sauces too! And finally, after MANY MANY threats to the Coca Cola company, Eli has got his mitts on some Orange Cream flavoured cans! Oh, lucky day! It’s time to get our munch on.

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Ep 446: Beware The Mad Monk

Episode 450 was a big success and Eli and Paul celebrated accordingly. Until they didn’t. Following the live stream party, Paul went way too far with the drinking and is now suffering terribly. This means that the only person driving the podcast this week is Eli, so that means Paul is going to have to suffer through another indignity of Eli’s episode manifesto. As a result, it’s going to be a sauce and snack heavy themed podcast, which maybe isn’t the best course of action for a host who feels deathly ill and nauseous. However, there is one curious note to mention… Does Paul being ill make him a better podcaster? Or is episode going to land near the bottom of “worst episodes ever” lists? We guess you will have to listen to find out!

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Ep 451: The Podcast After The Night Before

Non Contest Entry Flip. Was bored and still had vocals I could use.

Taki's Freestyle Flip

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A series of discussions about things weighing heavily on our noggins, from shower thoughts to current affairs, Ste and Nicole put the world to rights.

𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐲 ‼️
𝐎𝐰𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧 & 𝐎𝐰𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞
𝐎𝐰𝐧 𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞 ⅋ 𝐎𝐰𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞

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I built Shiitake Products because the world needed a home for beautiful nonsense and soul-splitting truth.

- Sometimes that looks like a dancefloor meltdown at 2am.
- Sometimes it’s a button that says “Mildly Okay Human.”
- Sometimes it’s a whispered hymn to grief.

It’s all real. It’s all me. This is my multiverse—and you’re invited.

Here, AI collides with human emotion to create music that actually means something.
From dark trap bangers to cinematic alt-rock anthems, from emo-folk confessionals to glitch-satire ballads—every track is a story, a mood, a moment.
Not built for algorithms.
Built to feel.

🎧 Genres? Trap. EDM. Alt-rock. Rap-rock. Folk. Comedy. Chaos.

🧠 Themes? Rage. Love. ADHD spirals. Existential dread. Healing. Heartbreak. Hope.

🎯 Mission? To punch through the noise—and hit something real.


🔥 Want your story turned into a song? I do that.

🎁 Every listen helps fund more sonic experiments, more weird merch, and more beautiful noise.

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CheapShow is a comedy podcast all about getting the very best out of the worst! Be it Poundlands, Charity Shops, Car Boot Sales or Bargain Bins, hosts Paul Gannon & Eli Silverman poke around in the corners of the high streets and internet to find treasure in the trash.

One week it could be a studio based show, the next, a live comedy event. It could even be a location report or a scripted adventure! A few things it is, however, is rude, crude, silly and drizzled in pop culture, nostalgia and plenty of verbal violence!

It has guests, videos, songs, reviews, games and dares.  We apologise in advance!
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