Light that candle… see who blows it out.

Black cat chillin’ on the windowsill,
Mirror cracked — yeah, time stands still.
Salt on the floor and the door won’t close,
I got a cold wind singin’ down my nose.

Every little sign got a funky sound,
Can’t tell if it’s fate or the bass gettin’ down.

Bad luck’s got rhythm tonight,
Tappin’ its heels in the pale moonlight.
If trouble’s a groove, I’m doin’ it right —
Bad luck’s got rhythm tonight.

Deck of cards dealt face-down wrong,
Seven’s gone missin’ from the gambler’s song.
Crossed two shadows on the same old street,
I heard my echo keepin’ beat for beat.

Every knockin’ ghost knows the one-two-three,
Playin’ percussion on my prophecy.

Bad luck’s got rhythm tonight,
Rollin’ the dice under flickerin’ light.
If the curse got funk, I might just bite —
Bad luck’s got rhythm tonight.

“Who’s knockin’?”
“You, baby, it’s you!”
“Who’s jinxed?”
That groove you threw!”
“Who’s countin’?”
“Not me — the signs all lie.”
“But the rhythm don’t ever die.”

Spilled my coffee in the shape of a cross,
Laugh so hard I forget the loss.
Moon in the mirror keeps winkin’ twice,
Guess even omens got good advice.

Bad luck’s got rhythm tonight,
Tappin’ its heels in the pale moonlight.
If the world’s off-beat, I’ll make it tight —
Bad luck’s got rhythm tonight.
(Repeat and fade: “Bad luck’s got rhythm… tonight…”)

Bad luck’s got rhythm tonight

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What Is Really Going On

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DJ, turn it down a little
Keep the lights low, let me breathe

Closet full of colors I don’t recognize
Mirror says a stranger’s in my size
Footsteps on the tiles, I fake the glide
Trying on a name that isn’t mine

Heartbeat in the kick, but I’m out of time
Reaching for a face I left behind

I feel so far from myself
So far, so far
I feel so far from myself
Don’t know who you are

Laughing with a mouth that feels like glass
Smiles made of paper never last
Hands up in the air, it looks like joy
Inside I’m a quiet, broken noise

Calling from a distance I can’t find
Dancing like a shadow out of line

I feel so far from myself
So far, so far
I feel so far from myself
Don’t know who you are

So far, so far, I’m drifting
So far, so far, keep shifting
Call me back, call me back, to center
Hold me close, hold me close, don’t let go

If I take this mask off, will the room go cold
Will the music stop, will the truth unfold
If I say my real name, will I disappear
Or finally arrive and still be here

I feel so far from myself
So far, so far
I feel so far from myself
Don’t know who you are

I feel so far from myself
So far, so far
I feel so far from myself
Bring me back to who we are

DJ, fade it slow
Maybe I’ll find my way home

So far from myself

Intro
Oh
Yeah
Ohhhhh
Yeah

Verse
You make me feel like
I’m a real life
Centerfold
Barbie doll
Stepford wife
Do that thing that you like
We’re up all night
Clockwork 6 AM
I’m feeling alright

Pre
Whatever you desire
That's what I like
I’ll give you that
Anywhere anytime
U respect me
U do my heart right
I don’t care what they say
We'll be alright

Chorus
If they think we’re crazy
What do they know?
If they think I’m crazy
I wanna keep you to myself
If they think it’s crazy
Maybe we’re too physical?
I didn’t go crazy
That’s inner dialogue

Verse
You put my heart
And my mind in tunnel vision
All roads lead to
Little love expeditions
The day we met I hit
Critical condition
Your girl’s a soldier
Who is up for the mission

Chorus
If they think we’re crazy 
What do they know?
If they think it’s crazy
To keep you all to myself
If they think I’m crazy
It’s never too physical?
I didn’t go crazy
That’s inner dialogue

If they think we’re crazy
What do they know?
If they think I’m crazy
You’re so incredible
If they think I’m crazy
It’s just inner dialogue

Instrumental (talkbox vocals)
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Oooohhh

Outro
If they think we’re crazy
What do they know?
If they think I'm crazy
To keep you all to myself
If they think I’m crazy
Oooooh
If they think we’re crazy
What do they know?
If they think I’m crazy
I'll keep you all to myself
If they think I’m crazy
It’s just inner dialogue

Outro
You got my heart in tunnel vision
I can't believe you got me talking to myself

Inner Dialogue

The entire sound is in my hands. I write cyber poetry, produce, and compose every track ready for Immersive 3D. Every beat is crafted for spatial and next-gen headphones.
Intimate lyrics, total immersion, every track.

For 30 years I kept unfinished demos to myself, never letting them out. Now I finish what I start and release it the moment it’s alive.

I use every tool available — human or machine — as an instrument.
Technology doesn’t replace creativity. It expands it.

"Beat Le Juice squashes a mash of electronic flavors together from citrusy-sunshine melodies to thick, pulpy basslines with a funky concentration and a squeeze of soul."

- Stereofox

Funk & Bass music producer from Poland. 

Number 1 Beatport Glitch-Hop Single "Funk Magic"
Number 1 Junodownload Breakbeat release "So Much Style EP"

For bookings, remix inquiries send email to beatlejuicefunk@gmail.com

I started writing and producing in 2019 in Los Angeles and I am now based in San Francisco. I was born in Akron, Ohio. Thanks for listening and stopping by.

Tools and plugins
Mostly Keyscape (Yamaha C7, Wurli, Rhodes, EP1), Omnisphere, Nexus, Waves Mix/Voice Centric, Waves Tune, Output Thermal, Dolby Mastering, Logic Pro.  Also a Focusrite Scarlett Solo on vox/guitar and as a general amp/preamp for monitoring.  Arturia KeyLab mk3 controller.

Credits
Grateful for the musicians and vocalists who helped bring these songs to life.

Affiliation
BMI IPI #: 551038589

Future Funk | French House | City Pop

https://dreameatermusic.com

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